Konoha's Crazy Dave

Sand Hidden Village Battlefield

"Kimima, can you lead a team of ninjas to this place and block their supply routes?" Sakumo pointed to a certain place on the map and said slowly.

"Kimima, Kimima, what are you doing?" Sakumo shouted twice more and asked in confusion.

"I'm looking at the document sent to me by Kakuzu's father," Kimima said, looking at his phone thoughtfully.

"Uncle Kakuzu's documents? What documents?"

"How to gain greater benefits from post-war negotiations"

"...You bring someone over to me now, immediately, right away!" Sakumo had a headache...

"Okay" Junma nodded helplessly.

"What about me, Sakumo, I want to go to the battlefield too!" Matt Dai asked excitedly when he saw Kimima leaving.

"You wait for the main battlefield. Kimima has higher mobility than you, so he wants to harass the enemy behind" Sakumo explained.

"Ah..Okay"

Kimima led a team of ninjas to where Sakumo said and waited.

"Sniper" Kimima took out the walkie-talkie.

"Snipers are in position, over" a voice came from a tree a thousand meters away.

"Landmine"

"The mines have been laid, over"

"Check Ammunition"

"Fully equipped with ammunition, over"

Ever since, everyone had an ak in hand and waited quietly.

"Captain, how do we know Sunagakure's supply route?" Maybe he was too bored to wait, a ninja next to Kimima asked.

"For that, you have to ask the fourth generation Kazekage of Sunagakure Village." Kimima smiled mysteriously.

At the beginning of the war, basically all the old bottoms in the four major villages were overturned.Not to mention the supply routes, he even knew exactly what kind of toilet paper the Kage in the village used in the toilet.

"Here we come, be quiet." Suddenly, there was a sound in the distance...

Everyone held their breath and stared at this group of people with wide eyes, slowly walking to the area where the mines were placed...

When the leading personnel stepped on the first mine...

"Hit!" Junma ordered.

I saw people standing up in the grass instantly, wearing leaf camouflage uniforms, holding AK47s in their hands, shooting at everyone.

This battle only happened in an instant, and the leader was an extremely elite old jounin. He stayed away as soon as he heard the faint sound of the mines under his feet...

Looking at the escaping figure over there, Junma smiled and took out the walkie-talkie.

"Sniper"

"Okay Captain. Roll your eyes!"

This sniper is a member of the Hyuga clan. Because of the special characteristics of the Byakugan, he does not even need a scope when using a sniper rifle.

"Pong! Captain, one of the escaping enemy personnel has been eliminated. over"

Moreover, among Konoha's combat readiness forces, basically all Hyuga clan ninjas are snipers with rich experience.Especially the two rookies, Hyuga Hizashi and Hyuga Hizashi, are called the sniper twins in the village because of their terrifying close combat capabilities, as well as the Byakugan reconnaissance and sniper abilities.

After a gunshot, the battle ended completely. The entire battle lasted no more than 1 minute... It was so fast...

"Sakumo, the first battle is over, a complete victory. I will arrange for people to deliver the supplies to your camp later."

"Well, thank you for your hard work."

Move the perspective to the battlefield of Yuyin Village...

"Brother Orochimaru" Hizu and Hizashi, carrying a sniper rifle on their backs, stood in front of Orochimaru in high spirits.

"Hizashi, Hizashi, I believe in your sniper ability. Therefore, when there is a big battle, you must seize the opportunity and shoot at the opponent's elite personnel. You do not want to hit the vital points and kill them, but only want to hinder them. Okay. When the battle ends, just shoot at the defeated enemies," Orochimaru said calmly.

"Yes! Brother Orochimaru!"

"Okay, you guys go find a good hiding place first. The battle will begin soon." Orochimaru nodded.

After the two left, Jiraiya and Tsunade walked in.

"Orochimaru! Are you crazy! You want the three of us to fight 1000 people on the opposite side??!" Jiraiya roared in a trembling voice.

"What? Are you weak? There are only a thousand people." Orochimaru smiled faintly and walked out of the tent after speaking.

"Perform well, Jiraiya, don't lose to us." Tsunade laughed and patted Jiraiya on the shoulder.

Jiraiya looked at the backs of the two of them and secretly made up his mind.

A few hours later...

The three of them looked at the 1000 ninjas in front of them. Orochimaru's eyes were shining, Tsunade's eyes were full of excitement, and Jiraiya swallowed and mustered up his courage.

"Where are the Konoha people? Just the three of you?!" the leader of the leader, a senior member of the Amegakure Village, shouted.

"Do we still need a lot of people to deal with you?" Orochimaru said with a faint smile.

"Arrogant! Who do you think you are? Huh? The four gangsters of Konoha?!"

In Konoha Village, a certain Hokage, a certain Uchiha clan leader, a certain mediocre handsome guy, and a certain ANBU chief sneezed at the same time...

"Uh... those four people... naturally I can't compare... and I don't dare to compare..." Orochimaru scratched his head...

"Stop talking nonsense, since you three are seeking death, I won't stop you! Come on!"

1000 people rushed towards the three people...

Orochimaru gestured with his hands behind his back...

far away...

"Brother Orochimaru sent the signal, Hizashi, fight!"

There were two huge gunshots, and the man who yelled just now and a sidekick were shot in the head...

"No! They still have people! Be careful!" Seeing that the leader died in such a miserable state, the remaining 998 people shuddered...

"Sorry, you realized it was too late." Orochimaru smiled coldly and began to form seals with his hands...

"Necromanticism. Self-destructing infantry snake!"

I saw thousands of little snakes springing out from the formation under Orochimaru's hand. Each of the little snakes held a grenade in their mouths and rushed toward everyone in the place...

"Psychic. Mecha slug!" Tsunade saw Orochimaru taking action, but she couldn't let herself go...

A slug dozens of meters high appeared in the field. Tsunade jumped up, held the Gatling on the slug's head with both hands, and started shooting...

Slug wears a laser goggles, and the two red lasers are so conspicuous in the field...

Jiraiya looked at the people from behind and was dumbfounded... He had just completed the seal... When did these two people become so strong...

"Little Jiraiya, you summoned us here, are you going to use the sage mode?! Well, it seems that the battle is not small, we need some time to prepare, little Jiraiya" Fukasaku and Shima sage appeared.

"No...you don't have to prepare...go back...I've activated my immortal mode and this battle is over..."