Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Hey Dave, are you free this afternoon?" Kakuzu's voice came from the phone.

"Yes, no, no, what's the matter with you?" Dave was stunned for a moment, then said quickly after he came to his senses.

"...A former veteran cadre in the village has passed away. Danzo just called the company and asked the company to stop for a while in the afternoon. All the ninjas in the village went to the tombstone to remember him." Several black lines appeared on Kakuzu's head... .

"...Oh, that's it. But to remember, isn't it just listening to Danzo's bb for two hours?" Dave asked with a shiver as he thought of the previous scene.

"It's just a ceremony anyway, we can just go."

"I'm going to find Danzo"

In Danzo's office...

Dave approached the door without knocking and kicked it open. When he saw Danzo dragging the paper on the ground in his hand, which seemed to be more than ten meters long, he was stunned...

"How unbecoming! Did you open the door to my Hokage's office at your request?" Danzo was focused on the memorial words in his hand, and didn't even look at who was coming.

"Are these the words you want to use for your speech this afternoon?" Dave ignored him and asked, looking at the paper that was more than ten meters long.

"Huh? Well, why did you come to see me?" Danzo was stunned for a moment when he heard the familiar voice.

"The veteran cadre of the village is dead, so you can just give a simple speech?" Dave asked, sitting on the sofa nearby.

"Otherwise?" Danzo rolled his eyes at him.

"I have to kowtow, kowtow, bow and kneel to him three times," Dave said with a sarcastic smile.

"...Get as far away from me as you can. I never did this when my father died." Danzo said with black lines on his face.

"Ahem, just kidding. A veteran cadre, a veteran cadre, a veteran cadre who has dedicated his life to the village! He is single-minded, devoted his whole life to the construction of the village. He works hard, works hard, and works hard in the most difficult situation in the village. At this time, we put ourselves on the front line of life and death, can we simply remember him?!" Dave said sadly, touching his heart.

"...Haha...I finally know where Uncle Kakuzu learned his nonsense about serving the interests of the people." After hearing this, Danzo was stunned for a moment and said with a sneer.

"Also, you said it so nicely, you sound like a veteran cadre. Do you know what his name is?" Danzo asked next.

"...Cang Jingkong?"

"Get out of here, what's going on?"

"We cannot simply remember..."

"Speak to me humanly"

"Of course it's a banquet!"

...

Madara's home...

"Madara! I'm here to play with you!" Hashirama, who was very familiar with it, took out the key hidden under the carpet, opened the door, and walked into Madara's villa and shouted.

"Come in," Madara yawned through the window on the second floor.

"Madara, are you free this afternoon?" Hashirama walked into the room and asked with a smile.

"Are you free? Why, are you okay?" Madara stretched and took off his clothes.

"Uh... Dave called me this afternoon and asked me where we were going to have a dinner. Let's go together." Hashirama looked at Madara who was changing clothes in front of him and was stunned for a moment before reacting and said.

"Afternoon? Didn't some old guy die and let us remember him or something?" Madara asked doubtfully after changing his clothes.

"That's it, but I replaced the memory with a feast. Dave said it was a new mourning method learned from ancient books." Hashirama shrugged.

"The ancient method? Okay, it's all the same. I don't even know which old guy died." Madara yawned.

"Madara, I heard that you got a new mobile phone?" Hashirama suddenly thought of something and asked.

"Well, change it, tsk, Dave and his company only release a new mobile phone every year, there's nothing we can do about it," Madara said helplessly.

"What phone are you using now?" Hashirama asked.

"Love Kidney 13ProMax 1TB version Yuanfeng Blue" Ban took out his mobile phone and said with a hint of b...

"..Actually, you don't need to be so detailed...about the color..." Hashirama was hurt by the anger and said with a bit of pain.

"What? You asked me if it is easy to use? Of course it is!"

"This is the Yuanfeng Blue version of Aishen 13ProMax 1TB! Very easy to use."

"....Madara...let's go online"

"What? You asked me how much it costs?"

"This Aishen 13ProMax 1TB version Yuanfeng Blue is not bad, it only costs 3 to 4 taels."

"Fuck! The motor is on! My Love Kidney 8 can still be used!" Hashirama stood up angrily and shouted.

"Love Kidney 8? Hmm, that's fine too. My Love Kidney 13 ProMax 1TB version Yuanfeng Blue is just like that, just use it blindly."

"Goodbye"

Hashirama turned around and left... He was sad...

On the way home, Hashirama took out his Aishenba and wiped his nose.

"Hmph! I love the kidney eight and it can still be used! What is this called? Mito told me that I am frugal! I am diligent and thrifty in housekeeping! Huh! Madara is a prodigal!" Hashirama comforted himself.

Afterwards, Hashirama opened the penguin chat group on his mobile phone.

The God of the Ninja World, the First Hokage: Have you bought the newly released mobile phone?so expensive.

Leiying Ai: Indeed, 4 silver taels, the dogs shook their heads after seeing it.

Tsuchikage Ohnoki: It’s a garbage mobile phone with the latest version. I only use his mobile phone to give him face.

Kirigakure Ko: Oh, rubbish and a kidney-loving mobile phone.Our village has always supported village-made mobile phones, and our liver-friendly mobile phone will be developed soon!We want to destroy the love kidney!

Ninja Speed: The latest version?Hmm, I don’t really understand.

Xiao Nana: I don’t understand.Day, why did my name change? My mother took my name again? ?

Dave at home looked at the chat in the group and was a little confused...

Married with two children: So... can I ask, what kind of mobile phone do you use?

Ninja Dance God: Voice Message

Kirigakuregu: Voice Message

Ninja Speed: Voice Message

Tsuchikage Onoki: Voice Message

Xiao Nana: Voice message.

Dave listened to it one by one... The voice was all about the 13ProMax 1TB version of Yuanfeng Blue...

The God of the Ninja World, the First Hokage:? ? ?Raikage, didn’t you say that 4 taels are worth even a dog? ?

Lei Yingai: Our village has not yet developed mobile phones, but our village is already working hard. I believe that the Spleen-friendly mobile phone that is still being planned will one day defeat the Love-kidney phone!This is the Yuanfeng Blue version of the 13ProMax 1TB version, I’m just using it first.

The God of the Ninja World, the First Hokage:? ? ?Brother, where is your kidney 11? ?

Ninja Godspeed: Oh, throw it away.I use this Aishen 13ProMax 1TB version Yuanfeng Blue.

Hashirama put down his cell phone, with tears in his eyes, and walked slowly towards his home.