Konoha's Crazy Dave

"What are the symptoms of the two patients?"

"All their internal organs were shattered and all their ribs were broken. Judging from the marks, they seemed to have been strangled by chains."

"It's okay. The injury is not serious. It can be saved. Let's take him to the operating room."

Dave, who learned about the situation from Mito and came to the hospital to see Hashirama and Madara, suddenly heard the words of the doctor and nurse over there talking, silently...

Dave looked at the fruit in his hand and silently placed it at the door of their ward and left...

Arriving at Kakuzu's house, Dave knocked on the door. When he opened the door, Dave didn't see anyone.

"Uncle Dave here!" At this time, Dave lowered his head and saw the three little guys.

"Nagato, Yahiko, you came to play with Konan" Dave smiled, picked up Konan and said with a smile.

"Hmm, Uncle Dave, are you here for Uncle Kakuzu? Uncle Kakuzu is inside," Yahiko said with a runny nose and a smile.

"Father is inside, Uncle Dave. Xiaonan secretly told you that dad seems to have encountered something unhappy, and he looks a little depressed." Xiaonan nodded and whispered in Dave's ear.

"Oh~ That's it, it's okay. Your father will be happy when your uncle Dave is here. Also, I'm the youngest, so I call you brother." Dave said with a smile.

"Surely, Uncle Dave is shameless. He is almost 30 years old, and he still calls him brother!" Yahiko smiled slightly from below.

"You kid, believe it or not, I will go back and file a lawsuit against your father!" Dave knocked on Yahiko's forehead and said with a smile.

"And you, Nagato, where are the things I gave you?" Dave suddenly tensed up his face again, looked at Nagato aside and asked in a deep voice.

"Uncle Dave... no, brother Dave... can I not bring him..." Nagato was about to cry but had no tears... He didn't say anything, how could we still find him...

"No, you will succeed me as the leader of the Akatsuki organization in the future! How can you not take the status symbol I gave you?!" Dave shook his head and smiled.

Nagato silently took out a white stocking from his pocket and put it on his forehead...

"Feel the pain, experience the pain, accept the pain, understand the pain. Those who don't know pain don't know what peace is."

Little Nagato wears stockings on his forehead, especially white stockings. In order to let Nagato experience the difficulties in the early establishment of the Akatsuki organization, Dave specially made the stockings very tight. Little Nagato's facial features are now distorted. ’ s...Muttering words that have been repeated countless times...

"Well, yes, you have that taste. Come on, when you grow up, the Akatsuki organization will be yours! You go and play, I will go and talk to your father." Dave smiled and touched Nagato's head , then put down Xiao Nan in his arms and let the three little guys go play first.

Dave walked into the room and saw someone sitting at the table, patting the corner of the table from time to time.

"What's wrong? Are you so angry?" Dave walked aside and sat down and asked with a smile.

"The little red-haired and the little yellow-haired," they grinned and said unhappily.

"Nagato and Yahiko? What's wrong with them? Aren't they having fun with Konan?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"It's good, it's indeed good. Three people sleep hand in hand under the same bed. Is he normal?!" Kakuzu shouted, slapping the table.

"...They are only a little over a year old, they don't know anything. It's just a joke," Dave said, waving his hand.

"It's been like this since I was more than a year old, so it will be better when I grow up!" Kakuzu said unhappily.

"Then what can you do? They are all playing well now. The problem you are struggling with is that Xiaonan is playing with them. They are boys. Can you turn them into girls?" Dave gave him a question Roll your eyes.

At this time, Kakuzu's eyes were shining... I heard that those two little brats even had girl names, Uzumaki Jiba and Gongtou, so why not...

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you going to do? They are still two kids, please don't be so scary, okay?" Dave shuddered hard and said quickly.

"Okay. What do you want from me?" Kakuzu came to his senses and asked speechlessly.

"It's okay, just wandering around. How about it, I'm here, why don't you treat me to a meal?" Dave asked with a smile.

"Okay." Kakuzu nodded.

Dave suddenly cheered up, this guy actually agreed? ? ?

"Let's go, I'll treat you to the Eight-Tails BBQ," Kakuzu stood up and said calmly.

"Really?? No, you are not Kakuzu, who are you?" Dave suddenly became defensive and asked in a serious voice.

"I'm still me. In your impression, am I just worthless?" Jiaodu gave him a roll of his eyes.

"Um.."

"Let's go, are you going?"

"Go, go, we have known each other for more than 20 or [-] years. This is the first time. We have to go." Dave nodded and hurriedly followed Kakuzu.

The entrance of Yawei BBQ restaurant...

"...Oh...I mean...why would you treat me to this? Eight Tails BBQ is offering a [-]% discount today." Dave looked at the panel at the door and said with a smile.

"Otherwise? His full price is so expensive." Jiaodu smiled disdainfully.

But Dave nodded with satisfaction. At least, this iron cock was finally willing to pluck its feathers. [-]% off is [-]% off, it’s okay.On the contrary, it can be seen that Jiaodu is diligent and thrifty.

Later, the two walked into the barbecue restaurant.

"Welcome. Oh? Dave, you're here too, sit down," Batsuo said with a smile when he saw Dave coming too.

"Ha, Yawei, your business is good." Dave sat down, looked at the people around him and smiled.

"It's okay, it's a small business. What do you two want to eat?" Yawei asked with a smile.

"Squid barbecue set meal," Dave looked at the menu and pointed at the set meal.The set meal was cheaper than the a la carte one. Since Kakuzu was willing to treat him to a meal, he must have made a big decision and he couldn't kill him cruelly.

"Me too," Jiaodu looked at it, nodded and said.

"Okay, please wait a moment," Yatsuo nodded.

Half an hour later...Dave burped...

"Have eaten...Bawei, your barbecue skills are really good." Dave nodded with satisfaction.

"Thank you for the compliment. Which one of you will pay?" Eight-Tails nodded and asked.

"He paid." Dave pointed to Kakuzu aside.

The Eight-Tails also looked at Kakuzu.

At this time, Kakuzu took off his shoes... and took out a card from under the insole...

Later, Kakuzu handed this interesting card to the Eight-Tails...

"...What does this mean?" Yawei looked at a card in his hand and asked confused.

"The squid set is 500 taels for each portion. You are getting a 5% discount today, so two portions should be only 500. This is a 300 tael coupon, which happens to expire tomorrow and can still be used today. There are still 200 taels left. I just saw it. Look, your business license arrived a minute ago, so you are operating illegally now. Our Aishen company has a dividend cooperation with your store, so we should bear the responsibility together. Illegal operations will be fined 1 taels, because you are a tailed beast, so you are not allowed to do so. Our company is responsible for the algorithm, representative, and representative. It’s 1000 taels. Our company has to pay 1000 taels. After removing these 1000 taels, you should still have to give me 200 taels.”

...

Coming out of the store, Dave looked at the eight 100-tael notes in his hand and swallowed...

"800 taels, not bad." Kakuzu smiled calmly.

"...Don't you have to pay a fine?" Dave swallowed and asked.

"The company is the one who fined me. The company is yours, not mine. What does it matter to me?" Jiao Du smiled disdainfully, turned around and left.

"I*you* Kakuzu!!" During the day...he has to pay the money...