Konoha's Crazy Dave

Three o'clock in the morning

In the Thousand Hands Station, a figure lying in the corner was saying something...

"Madara, come out and surf the Internet!" Hashirama was lying in the corner, holding the phone in his hand, looking at the room behind him and shouting softly from time to time.

"At three o'clock in the morning...you asked me to come out to surf the Internet? Mito agrees to your coming out?" Madara in the clan looked at the time on his phone and asked speechlessly.

"Mito was asleep, I sneaked out" Hashirama villain smiled successfully.

"...Okay, see you at the door of the Internet cafe."

Internet cafe entrance...

Hashirama and Madara looked at a sign hanging on the door of the Internet cafe.

"There is something wrong with the network management and the business will be suspended for fifteen days."

"What else can happen to Kyuubi? It's still taking such a long time." Hashirama asked in confusion.

"...I'll call and ask." Madara called Kyuubi.

"Hello...it's midnight...Hello, do you have anything to do with Jiu Lama?" The voice that came from the phone was not Jiuwei's voice, but a familiar man's.

"Uchiha Mirror? Why are you holding Kyuubi's mobile phone?" Madara asked in a daze.

"Kyuubi, he evaded taxes and is now being detained in the police department for 15 days. Oh, there is another one with him. Their mobile phones and other personal belongings are now placed in the police department." Jing said with a yawn.

"I was wronged! Don't care about me! This is what that bastard Kakuzu asked me to do!!" A wailing sound came from deep in the police department.

"Shut up, you are the owner of the Internet cafe. If not, who will arrest you!" The camera shouted in pain.

"Damn it, their company also shares dividends with my Internet cafe! That person told me that this is some kind of legal tax avoidance, and he has avoided it dozens of times! Why don't you catch him!" Kyuubi shouted angrily. .

"Impossible! Uncle Kakuzu reported you in your situation. If he was like this, how could he report you!" Jing shook his head firmly and shouted.

"Tnn, I knew those guys didn't have good intentions! Your police department reported a report for 1 taels, and if the situation was true, you would be given 30 taels. That guy is here for the money!" Jiuwei saw the sticker on the wall. The poster that was holding a national denunciation was immediately understood, and he roared angrily.

"Impossible, please stop making noise. I have just been discharged from the hospital. I have been working overtime here at three o'clock in the morning, and I still have to listen to your noise."

"It's wrong!!"

Madara hung up the phone speechlessly.

"Kyuubi has been arrested, and the Internet cafe cannot be opened. Go back to sleep," Madara said with a yawn.

"No, I finally came out." Hashirama shook his head.He finally caught Mito sleeping soundly and came out today.

"Then what do you think we should do?" Madara asked.

"Go to your house! Madara, don't you have a lot of computers at home?!" Hashirama said after thinking for a while.

"Home? Haha, I don't even have a home anymore. Now my home is called Uchiha Gniki Branch." Madara sneered.

Because Buddhama and Tajima have been focusing on this fast food restaurant recently, in order to defeat each other, they are now starting to compare stores.

Because the financial power of the family has always been in the hands of Madara's mother, Tajima could only "borrow" Madara's house as a matter of course.Of course, Izuna’s house can’t escape either and is being renovated.Izuna has been sleeping with Tobirama these days.

"...So Madara, you have no home?"

"No, Dave built me ​​a villa over there in the forest, where I live now, but it's still being renovated and the computer hasn't been installed yet." Madara said calmly.

"Where...to my house?" Hashirama said slowly after being silent for a while.

"Your home? If Mito is woken up..." Madara thought of something and shuddered.

"It's okay, we just need to keep our voices down," Hashirama laughed and said nonchalantly.

After returning home, the two of them quietly ran to another room.

Turning on the computer, the two started the game.

When Madara saw Hashirama next to him choose Hayate in seconds, he knew that this game was no longer simple.

Especially when Madara saw a teammate who was frightened by Hashirama's instant selection of Hayate and directly selected Dave to break the jar, he knew that this game was no longer playable.

However, when in the first level group, Madara's jungler directly scored five kills, he instantly felt that there was hope for this game again.

"Well done, Hashirama." Madara looked at Hashirama who helped him get the pentakill, nodded with satisfaction and smiled.

"Hmph, I told you before, Madara, you can always trust my blast!" Hashirama shook his hair angrily and laughed.

"Yeah." Madara surprisingly didn't refute and smiled calmly.

1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes...

Madara's smile that he had previously achieved five kills gradually faded...

Especially when he saw that it was already 10/0 in just 20 minutes...

"The gun carriage kills the wind"

"How could you be killed by a cannon truck?!" Madara couldn't bear it anymore and asked angrily.

"This... I was out of health after playing in the jungle... and then... when I saw the army line, I couldn't help but go in..." Hashirama lowered his head and whispered.

"You! Wait a minute, finish fighting? Whose field did you hit?"

Madara suddenly looked at the screen, looking at the cannon truck with the red buff...

...

25 minutes, the game is over.Madara looked at 0/46 Hashirama...

"Haha!!!!" Seeing that his rank had dropped to bronze along with Hashirama, Madara couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Hashirama's collar and roared angrily.

"Ahem...Madara...calm down...calm down, it's just a game," Hashirama said with an awkward smile as he was picked up.

Madara closed his eyes and thought about Hashirama's repeated operations just now. It didn't work, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

Then Madara picked up Hashirama, threw him directly onto the bed beside him, sat on Hashirama's body, and kept waving his fists...

at this time...

The door was slowly pushed open...

"Hashirama? Are you looking for death for staying up so late at night?" Mito was awakened by the movement here. She pushed the door open and shouted in anger.

When she saw the scene in front of her... because there was no light... all she saw was that the bed was shaking, and then the face seemed to be spotted, and underneath was Hashirama...

In the room, the three of them were silent...

Then....

In the early morning, Dave got up early...prepared to go to the clan to have a look. After all, he was the leader of the Thousand Hands clan, so he couldn't keep doing nothing all the time.

When he passed by Hashirama's house, he wanted to see his uncle and aunt.

Then Dave walked to the door and saw Mito who was cleaning up the blood on the balcony over there...

"Auntie, why is there blood in your house? Where's the uncle?" Dave knocked on the door politely. Mito saw it and greeted Dave with a smile. Dave asked in confusion after walking in.

"It's okay, it's just that your uncle couldn't see the road when he got up last night and accidentally hit his head and bled," Mito said with a smile.

"Ah? Are you...are you sure...uncle, what he broke...isn't an artery?" Dave looked at the horrible blood stains on the ground and shuddered...

"It's okay. Don't you know, uncle, that your recovery ability will be fine soon?" Mito said with a smile.