Konoha's Crazy Dave

In Orochimaru's laboratory.

"Hey, Orochimaru, please do me this favor!" Jiraiya begged, holding Orochimaru's thigh.

"No help, you go alone. If I ask these questions, won't she kill me?" Orochimaru was impatient.

"She's going to kill me when she sees me. You can still talk at least," Jiraiya cried.

"...I won't go." Orochimaru shook his head ruthlessly.

"Orochimaru Onii-chan~~Help me~~"

"You go to hell!"

...

Orochimaru was so annoyed by Jiraiya that he couldn't even do the experiment, so he had to bite the bullet and find Tsunade.

"Hey, busy man, why are you willing to come to me today?" Tsunade was playing with the dice on the table at home and asked Orochimaru in front of her with a smile.

"..I..I'm here to ask you a few questions," Orochimaru asked intermittently, biting the bullet.

"Ask me." Tsunade smiled brightly and continued to play with the dice in her hands.

"You... what kind of boy do you like?" Orochimaru thought, forget it, just die, don't let that guy bother him again.

"Huh? Why would you ask such a question?" Tsunade was also stunned.

"Ahem, I'm just curious and wanted to ask." Orochimaru forced a smile to appear on his face.

"Hmm, I don't know, maybe it's just a matter of affinity." Tsunade shrugged.

"...Isn't it okay to have a flat head?" Jiraiya's mind came to Orochimaru's mind...

"ha?"

...

"A round head?? How could she like a round head?" Jiraiya listened to Orochimaru's words with a look of astonishment on his face.

"How do I know? Maybe she is different from other female creatures." Orochimaru shook his head.

"Orochimaru, tell me, is my head round?" Jiraiya touched his face and asked hurriedly.

"Your head is... long, but you don't have to worry about your image," Orochimaru sneered.

"Oh? Hahaha, don't I look very handsome? Let me just say, I am handsome beyond all things, whether my head is round or not, I am such a handsome person, why don't I believe that Tsunade is not attracted to her? !" Jiraiya laughed.

Orochimaru didn't want to mess with him.

"I understand!" Jiraiya said suddenly.

"It's good that you understand, so can you leave my place?" Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya, silently thinking that this guy is not without self-awareness.

"I understand, I understand. The round head Tsunade said is just a cover. She only has me in her fiery heart. She thinks you like her, so she uses this method to remind you of this flat head. It's impossible to reject you tactfully and hurt your young heart, Orochimaru! Right! Just tell me whether what I said is right or not!" Jiraiya touched his chin and expressed his analysis.

"...You..." Orochimaru looked at the guy in front of him. He really wanted to dissect this guy's brain to see if he was any different from ordinary people.

"..Um...you get busy first, I'm leaving first!" Jiraiya felt the increasingly uncomfortable look in Orochimaru's eyes and hurriedly ran out.

Jiraiya returned home, took out a suit and put it on, hung a rose in his mouth, and looked at the mirror carefully for half an hour.

Your white-haired lover: Where are you, Tsunade? [Saobao knocking on the door between pillars emoticon package]

Konoha Gambling King: I have nothing to say, but I am busy here.

Your white-haired lover: Where are you now? I’ll find you.

Konoha Gambling King: Get out of here, I'm busy.

Your white-haired lover: OK, OK, I understand, I understand, this is what Uncle Dave said, should you suppress your desire first? Unexpectedly, Tsunade, you are having a great time.

Konoha Gambling King:? ? ?Have you been shot in the head?

Your white-haired lover: Ouch, I know it all.You don't have to pretend, tell me where you are, I know you can no longer suppress the beating rabbit in your heart.

Tsunade, who had just arrived at the casino and hadn't played a few games yet, looked at the message from Jiraiya on her phone and the dice in her hand suddenly exploded.

"Hey! What are you doing, Senju Hashirama! Are you cheating?!" the gambler on the opposite side yelled unhappily.

"Ah, no, no, I was in a bad mood just now. Like this, I have lost this round. I should give it to you. You guys play first while I go out." Tsunade said with a smile on her face.

Konoha Gambling King: I'm in the alley next to the casino, come here

Your white-haired lover: Okay, I’ll be there soon, I won’t keep you waiting. [Hashirama ok emoticon pack]

A moment later, Jiraiya, who was dressed extremely showy, walked into the alley.

Jiraiya had his hair slicked back and wore cheap hair wax worth three silver and two bottles, which looked reflective.There was a rose in her mouth, and the leather shoes on her feet were polished to a shine.

And he walked slowly into the alley, turning back three times a step...

"Tsunade~Tsunade~Hand-hand~Where are you~I'm coming~"

"You turn around"

"Hey, okay"

...

The hospital a moment later....

"Doctor, a seriously injured patient is here." The nurse hurried to the doctor's office.

"How many injuries?" the doctor asked calmly.

"The face is sunken, the nasal bones are completely shattered, and 24 ribs are completely broken," the nurse said in a trembling voice after swallowing her saliva.

"Oh, that's it. It's a small injury. Let's take him into the operating room. I'll be there soon."

After half a day of surgery, in the ward...

Jiraiya is wrapped up like a mummy. He feels very sad and bored now... He can't even use his mobile phone with this injury...

Suddenly, Jiraiya felt two breathing sounds coming from the side.

"Are you a patient?" Jiraiya said hello to the two of them as he had nothing to do.

"Ah, new patient here, how are you?" One of them greeted with a smile.

"Haha, my name is Jiraiya, how are you?" Jiraiya laughed.

"Jiraiya? Why did you come in too?" The person who just greeted him was stunned and asked.

"you are?"

"Your Uncle Uchiha Mirror"

"Ah?? Uncle Jing, why are you here too??" Jiraiya asked in confusion.

"He is a frequent visitor to this hospital. It is normal for him to be here. Boy, what kind of injury did you suffer?" Another person said calmly. 7K妏揩

"Nothing, just 24 broken ribs," Jiraiya said with a nonchalant smile.

"Twenty-four broken ribs? That doesn't sound bad."

"Who are you?" Jiraiya asked suspiciously, listening to this familiar voice.

"Kakuzu"

"Kakuzu-sama, why are you here?" Jiraiya was completely confused.

"I have a card at the hospital, and I get free treatment once a month. It's the end of the month, and I can't give this evil hospital a try. I just put a few grenades in front of me and blew them up, using up this month's free opportunity." He said calmly.

"What about you, Uncle Jing?"

"It's okay, I just picked up Madara-sama and a Tenzin Zhenxing outside," Kagami said nonchalantly.

"???"

"What's wrong is that on Didi Yaoren's app, the customer clicked on me, but another customer that the customer wanted to call brought Master Madara over. The customer also knew me and thought Master Madara was some unknown person. No. I got to know Madara-sama, and I spat on Madara-sama’s face...and then...then I came here..." There was a touch of sadness in Jing's tone...

"Two seniors... talented people." Jiraiya looked at the ceiling of the ward and sighed...