Konoha's Crazy Dave

In the restaurant

"Dave, why don't I have a role in the drama you filmed? Hiruzen and Danzo both have roles," Kaoru complained in confusion.

"..Your part...wait a minute." Dave was stunned.

Then Dave took out his phone from his pocket and took a picture in the mirror.

"Okay, you're done," Dave said with a smile.

"??? What do you mean by taking a picture??" Jing asked confused.

"Your role in the show... uh... is like a photo, showing your face, and knowing that you are there," Dave explained.

"That's it? That's it? My role is just a photo??"

"You can also understand it as... uh... how should I put it, a posthumous photo. Hmm."

"..."

"So, can you tell me how I died in the show?" Jing asked speechlessly.

"I don't know, but it's most likely Guo Ying killed him," Dave thought for a while and said.

"Who is the shadow of the pot? Is there such a shadow?"

"you guess"

"Are you going too far? Why don't I have to live longer than Hiruzen? You must have filmed more than 70 episodes today, and you have only updated more than a dozen episodes online. Hurry up and get rid of the hidden stuff. Hand it over." Jing chuckled.

"No way, man, you're thinking shit, hahaha" Dave laughed and shook his head.

On the other side, Sakumo's home...

Sakumo completed an A+ level task. After working hard for several days, he returned home and lay peacefully on his bed.

Then Sakumo took out his phone and watched two more updated episodes of Naruto.

Silence... Then Sakumo scrolled down to read the comments...

(Yunyin) An unknown netizen: That’s it?That's it?Is that what Hatake Kakashi is?Um? ?Jonin?Um? ?Apart from the minions we just fought and those Thousand-Year-Old Killings, what use is he?Um?

(Kirigakure) Xiao Momo: Indeed, our village beats them.

(Iwagakure) Hollow Stone: Rubbish, I heard old people say in the past, isn’t the Hatake clan very strong?Um?Where is the strength?Oh, the book he read was, well, really strong. I couldn’t even buy it.

(Konoha) Your white-haired lover: Private message asking for books.An electronic version is also fine, I have a friend who wants it.

(Konoha) Science replies to all things (Konoha) Your white-haired lover: Don’t think I can’t see you, Jiraiya.

"Oh? Is this Jiraiya?" Seeing these two people, Sakumo's expression softened a little.

Then Sakumo entered the circle of friends of this white-haired lover named you.

"There is a kind of love called strong. I will persist in loving you forever, give you broad shoulders, and shield you from the rain and wind. There is a kind of love called the power of love. I will ride on the wind and waves for thousands of miles just to marry you as my bride. . Okay? @Science is all things "This update was posted one day ago.

Konoha Gambling King: Jiraiya didn't expect you...you and Orochimaru...

Science is everything:? ? ?What are you @ me for?Idiot?

Your white-haired lover replied to Science and All Things: I***, I**@ the wrong person, I think @ Tsunade is here.

Science is everything. Reply to your white-haired lover: ***.

Sakumo smiled helplessly and looked down.

".I will still believe that the stars can speak, the stones will bloom, and after passing through the fences in summer and the wind and snow in winter, you will eventually arrive." This update was posted two days ago.

"If you take the wrong road, remember to look back; if you love the wrong person, you must know how to let go. People's hearts are all relative, exchange truth for truth; feelings are mutual, warm your heart with your heart. It's just a journey together, why bother The memory lasts longer than the past." This post was posted three days ago.

Sakumo flipped through the pages... Jiraiya's whole year's activity has been this kind of youth romantic literature review... Take a drink of water...

There is also a selfie that covers the entire circle of friends, uh...

The water glass in Sakumo's hand shattered instantly...

That photo, um... how should I put it... the body is Jiraiya's... the head is Sakumo's... the photo shows Sakumo being fucked up with a flower hanging in his mouth, and it's paired with Jiraiya's Also included are some reflections on youth romance literature.

As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder the most, tell me and I will appear immediately.

No wonder... no wonder... Every time Sakumo goes out these days, the aunts on the street all look at him and think something is wrong... Jiraiya's comments on youthful romantic literature have made his circle of friends The number of viewers reached hundreds of thousands...

Jiraiya had originally planned to put Dave's head on. After all, Mrs. Dave was handsome and kind-hearted, and had a lot of money.But he was afraid of being beaten... Who else in the village is handsome with white hair?Tobirama?Don't dare, that's the second generation Hokage.

Well, that's Brother Sakumo. Jiraiya believes that Sakumo will forgive him.

Sakumo sighed... and took out the sword from the sheath on his waist. Now go find Jiraiya and forgive him.

At this time, Sakumo's cell phone rang. It was his father calling.

"What's wrong, father?" Sakumo asked doubtfully after getting through.

"Come and have a feast with the ceremony. Bah, no, an elder in the family has left. Bah, he has not left. Come to the hospital to see him." Sakumo's father over there said.

"...Which elder is sick?" Sakumo was stunned for a moment. Thinking of the kind and healthy elders in the family, he was also confused. A few days ago, he saw an elder with a red face following the customs of the Kingdom of Birds. When we came out of the shop, even though the elder was eighty years old, how could he be sick?

"Sixth Elder, I was surprised. He is the youngest among the elders. I originally wanted to discuss something with him, but when I entered his house, I saw him pointing at the TV and saying something about the scum of the family... Then I sent him to After the hospital, the doctor said that he had a heart attack and is being rescued now." Sakumo's father sighed and said with some confusion.

"...Okay, I'll go over and take a look." Sakumo was helpless...