Konoha's Crazy Dave

Mist Village

Naruto, more than a dozen episodes have been played.

Furu, who was lying on the hospital bed unable to take care of himself, shouted out excitedly when he saw Zabuza, the so-called Kirigakure Kijin above, beating several people in Konoha.

"Mizukage-sama! Don't get excited, your injury hasn't healed yet," the assistant on the side said quickly.

"Did you see that in the TV series they filmed, our ninja beat the ninjas of their village, hahaha" Guhaha laughed.

"And that girl from the Shuiwuyue clan, she's pretty good," Gu continued to praise that woman.

"Mizukage-sama...it was said in the TV series...that Haku from the Minazuki clan...seems to be a man..."

"Shut up, you're fired!"

...

"Wait a minute, don't leave yet. Go to the Minazuki clan and ask if there is anyone named Shiro. Then go to the village to find if there is anyone named Momochi Zabuza." Ko looked at the assistant's back as he left lonely. , shouted suddenly.

The assistant's cheerful expression disappeared instantly...

"Sir, this is a TV series they filmed...and it's 40 years in the future...not to mention it's virtual...where do you want me to find it?" the assistant said with a wry smile on his face.

"I don't care. If I can't find you, I'll be fired." Gu snorted.

"Great, I'm going to pack my things now"

...

Konoha on the other side...

"Uncle Dave...are you...really good at filming like this?" Orochimaru asked tremblingly...he was really afraid that if he filmed it...his reputation would be ruined...

"What's wrong with this? Isn't it just an act to let you kill Hiruzen?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"Dave, master-killing is taboo in the ninja world... Although Orochimaru and I are not actually masters and disciples, but you act like this..." Hiruzen said hurriedly.

"No...I'm not talking about this question, but why should I dress up as a woman?" Orochimaru shook his head.

"In the setting of this show, people have a total of three genders," Dave said slowly.

"What the hell? Three genders? What's the extra one?" Hiruzen asked in confusion.

"Male, female, Orochimaru"

...

"Uncle Dave...can I stop taking pictures..." Orochimaru was about to cry without tears...

"No, you kid, be careful. I will go to Sister Yu to complain about the last time you and Jiraiya went to that kind of place." Dave snorted twice.

"...act...I act..." Orochimaru was speechless...

Jiraiya came to him last time and lied to him that there was a mysterious place for them to discover and develop... How could Orochimaru resist this temptation, so he followed him there.

"Why is there so much nonsense? The crew spends money every minute and every second of every day. Can you afford to pay for it?" Kakuzu came over and asked unhappily.

"Shoot quickly. By the way, give Orochimaru some makeup to make him look more mature." Dave clapped his hands.

"Love Kidney!" After finishing repairing Orochimaru's condition, Kakuzu agreed and started filming.

"Kakuzu Kakuzu, how should I act!" At this time, Hashirama walked in happily and asked excitedly.He was finally able to show his face again.

"And me?" Tobirama, who was following from the side, asked calmly.

"Did you see the two coffins next to it?" Jiaodu pointed to the two corners placed in the corner over there.

"I saw it," Hashirama nodded happily.

"Get in."

"??? What about my lines?" Hashirama asked in confusion.

"Here, go and see for yourselves. There will be a signal outside for you to come out of the coffin later." Kakuzu calmly took out two pieces of paper from his arms and handed them to Hashirama.

Hashirama and Tobirama looked at the note in their hands and the short sentences on it, then walked into the coffin and fell into deep thought...

Back on stage for filming...

"Who the hell are you?!" Old Hiruzen shouted in a concentrated voice.

"Is it too sudden to understand? It's me, Orochimaru, teacher," the female Orochimaru said with a sneer.

"Orochimaru, smiling a little evilly," Kakuzu quickly stopped.

"..How else can you laugh?" Orochimaru asked confused.He is already a woman, so it would be nice if he can laugh...

"In this way, you just want to have a lot of money!" Kakuzu thought for a while and said.

"...I have a lot of money...I can't even laugh..." Orochimaru is not Kakuzu...

"In this way, you can imagine that Jiraiya blew up your laboratory, destroyed all your experimental materials, and disappeared for several years. You finally found the pleasure he had at that time," Dave thought. Want to say.

"Ehehehe...hahahahaha" Orochimaru's eyes suddenly turned cold, and he smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth...

...

"The Art of Reincarnation from Dirty Earth!" Continue filming.

Two coffins slowly emerged from below the venue...

"Hahaha, I'm out!!" Hashirama kicked the coffin door open and shouted with laughter.

"Idiot...stop! Hashirama! You don't have any lines at this time, do you understand?" Kakuzu has a headache...

"...But...isn't this the improvisation you taught me when we were filming TV series before? I'm just improvising!" Hashirama said in confusion.

"Damn it, any dead person you see coming out of the coffin can talk! Shut your mouth! Just let the tree world come and fight Hiruzen for a while." Kakuzu regretted...

"Oh...I understand..."

After shooting.

"Dave, when will I appear next!" Hashirama asked excitedly.

"...After a few hundred episodes..."

"What???"

"It's okay, I'll let you know when I need you," Dave said quickly, haha.

"Finally, we finished the filming. We have been filming all afternoon. Hey, Dave, let's go drink tonight. I called the camera over." Hiruzen stretched and washed off the mess on his face, returning to his youthful appearance.

"You ANBU doesn't care anymore?" Dave asked in surprise.

"Hey, I've left all ANBU matters to Danzo. He's busy now, so don't bother him." Hiruzen waved his hand.

"Why would he care about your Anbu affairs? He hasn't finished his own affairs yet." Dave was even more confused.

"Hey, let me tell him, I'll say some nice things to you so that he can have more of a role in it," Rizha said with a smile.

"Oh... I see... I understand... Don't worry, he definitely has a lot of roles. And he is also a key figure in the play. It won't work without him," Dave said.

"That's good"

"By the way Dave, let me tell you something." Hiruzen's expression changed.

"what's up?"

"Why is Bai in the play a male?"

"I also want to know"