Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Teacher, Madara-sama, why are you here?" Danzo asked as he stood up quickly.

"We also saw Mizukage's video. Madara has such a bad temper that he has to go to Kirigakure Village," Hashirama said helplessly.

"Well, Dave, that TV series you filmed is good. The Uchiha Sasuke in it has a bit of the style I had back then." Spot nodded and said indifferently.

"Yes, yes, Madara used to urinate a lot when he was a child." Hashirama nodded and smiled in agreement.

"..."

"But what I'm a little bit confused about is why, in the few episodes you filmed, I only saw Sasuke, an Uchiha." Madara asked, looking at Hashirama lying on the ground, gently waving his hand.

"Well... uh... um... you'll know when you look at the back." Dave smiled awkwardly.

"Well, yes, the little monkey played the third generation Hokage very well. He also has the same demeanor as when I was the Hokage before! Of course, except for the plot where he used the crystal ball to peek," Hashirama said aloud with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

"What I'm a little confused about is, is the plot going to happen in our future?" Madara ignored him and asked.

"Well... this is a story. The timeline is in the future, but it is limited to one story. Don't confuse it with reality." Dave hurriedly explained.

"The future people inside are all simulated by me using technology, including the characteristics of their parents and their own, by Orochi, his son, and George, including their descendants." Since Dave dared to film this , then everything is ready.

"Oh, that's it. Not bad. I'm looking forward to the next plot." Madara smiled and nodded.

"Dave, when will I appear?" Hashirama quickly stood up and asked.

"...There will probably be dozens of episodes left...I will notify you then to film," Dave thought for a while and explained.

"Dozens of episodes...that's okay. I'll be the protagonist again then!"

"No... you just need to live for two episodes, bah, cough, cough, I'll see you perform then" Dave said accidentally.

"Huh?" Hashirama was stunned...

"Then I'll go to Kirigakure Village first." Madara waved his hand, turned and left here.

"Madara! Wait for me! Don't kill people randomly! Just give that Mizukage a good beating at most!" Hashirama also ran over.

...

Misty Village...

"How are the comments online now?" Gu asked, sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed.

"...how dare you..."

"Huh? What do you mean?" Gu patted the table and asked in displeasure.

"No, no, I'm talking about what people say on the Internet..." The assistant waved his hand quickly.

At this time, Gu's cell phone vibrated... Gu opened the phone.

Ninja Dance God: We will be at the gate of your village soon.

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He forgot about his spotted friend on his phone...

"Madara is here..." Gu's eyes were dull.

"Uh...then we..." the assistant asked after swallowing.

"What are you afraid of? Call a hundred villagers who are proficient in pole dancing. Hum, you don't even need ninjas to deal with them. Bring your own pole stockings and wait for him at the village gate!" Gu reacted, stood up and shouted.

The entrance to Kirigakure Village...

"Madara...what's going on with them..." Hashirama asked tremblingly as he looked at the eye-catching scene in front of him...

"I don't know..." Madara closed his eyes and didn't look at the scene in front of him...

Forget about the male villagers wearing sexy stockings and skirts... After all, they have seen this man wearing this before... The total leg hair of the dozens of male villagers may not be as thick as Hashirama's That's a lot.

The problem occurred with an old man... The old man looked to be almost eighty years old... The crutches in his hands were replaced with steel pipes... The old man still wore stockings when his legs were cold... This is What are you going to do...

"Hmph, Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama! Today! This is your burial place!" Gu Qi shouted coaxingly.

Madara and Hashirama didn't say anything. They wanted to see what the Mizukage's confidence was.

"Come on! Hmph, Hashirama, this is the forbidden technique you are most afraid of!" Gu Yi waved his hand and looked at Hashirama over there and shouted.

Hashirama was confused at that time, why does this have anything to do with me?

The next scene...

Hashirama and Madara really can't stand it anymore...

It’s okay for the dozens of male and female villagers to insert the steel pipe into the ground and dance seductively on the steel pipe... The old man couldn’t even insert the steel pipe into the ground, so he just twisted his buttocks...

...

Next day's morning news.

"The Sandaime Mizukageko deleted the video and posted a new message, saying that he drank too much yesterday and was farting. Please don't think too much. As for the truth, we don't know. However, Shanshan, I represent Konoha. I specifically declare that Konoha will never be afraid of any force."

"Okay, let's watch the next news. Electric Chicken Boy and Yellow Flash take action again. The two waves of forces are fighting for Yuyin Village..."

At Dave's house, Dave changed the channel and watched the latest two episodes of Naruto.

"Uncle Dave, this Naruto, why does he belong to the Uzumaki clan but has yellow hair?" Kushina and Minato came to play with Dave. Kushina sat on the sofa nearby and asked in confusion.

"Then, have you ever thought about which of his father or mother is not from the Uzumaki clan?" Dave said with a smile.

Minato didn't say a word, looking at the little yellow hair on the screen, he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Uncle Dave tells you a secret, come here." Dave smiled mysteriously and waved to Kushina.

Little Kushina happily walked forward and covered her ears...

After a while...

"Ah! Kushina, why did you hit me?" Minato was watching clearly, but Kushina suddenly hit him off the sofa.

"Hmph, whoever...who wants to fight with you, I'll hit you! Do you have any objection?!" Kushina blushed and waved her fist, saying intermittently...

"No...no objection..." Minato trembled...

At this time, Dave's cell phone rang, it was Sakumo calling.

"Brother Dave, is Hatake Kakashi a member of our clan?!" Sakumo asked helplessly.

"Uh...what's wrong..." Dave said, stunned. 7K妏揩

"When did our Hatake clan have such a wretched and disgusting person who smelled like a hypocrite? Especially the Thousand Year Killing, the old people in the family almost got angry after seeing it..." Sakumo couldn't laugh or cry. said.

"Ah...that's it...it's okay, it's a fictitious story, a fictitious person, you tell the elders, although I'm quite happy to go have a meal or something..."