Konoha's Crazy Dave

In Kirigakure's training ground...

"Ah~"

"Hey, why are these movements so difficult?" Gu complained as he got off the steel pipe and rubbed his torn muscles.

"Sir... if it really doesn't work, let's stop practicing..." The assistant on the side watched from beginning to end... the eye-catching movements made him almost blind...

"What do you think of the power?" Gu suddenly asked with a hint of charm in his eyes, gently stroking the steel pipe with his right hand.

"Poof" the assistant spit out blood...

"No, hehe, it is indeed a forbidden technique. It is difficult to practice, but the effect is remarkable. Continue!" Gu rested for a while and regained his hope.

All he could think about now was how Hashirama, Madara and the others were trembling under his steel pipe...

After the assistant endured another three hours of pain...

"Huh, that's it for today," Gu wiped the sweat from his face and said with satisfaction.

The assistant breathed a sigh of relief... Finally he could leave. He had to wash his eyes when he got home...

Seeing the assistant's appearance of preparing to leave, Gu suddenly thought of something and hurriedly stopped him.

"Is there anything else, Mizukage-sama?" the assistant quickly turned around and asked.

"Expand this technique to all Kirigakure and let everyone in every household learn it!"

"Poof!" The assistant just took a sip of water and spit it out again...

"What's the problem? This forbidden technique is very lethal and can be practiced by ordinary people. When Kirigakure masters pole dancing, we will directly start a war with the ninja world! Hahaha! By then, the ninja world will be at your fingertips!" Gu Ramen's Hahaha Laughing loudly.

"...." The assistant wiped the cold sweat from his face... Why was the Sandaime Mizukage so stunned...

a few days later in the morning

"Hello everyone, welcome to this morning news, I'm Shanshan" Dave was watching TV at home.

"The first content is that since the last time Yellow Flash raided all the dens in the ninja world, the power brought by Yellow Flash has shown some signs of shrinking.

However, misfortunes never come singly. We thought that Yellow Flash would stop here, but unexpectedly, instead of stopping, he encountered an opponent.

Let's turn the screen to the reporter." The screen switches to the reporter's side.

"Hello, uncle, we are reporters from the TV station. What situation did you encounter at that time?" The reporter asked the victim of this incident.

"TV station? I can be on TV? Thank you Konoha, thank you Sunagakure, thank you TV station, thank you to the ninja world, my wife, son, daughter-in-law, grandson, you see, I am on TV," the uncle said excitedly

"...Ahem...Thank you for your narration. Let's ask another victim." The reporter hurriedly ran out.

Then the reporter entered the hospital in Sunagakure Village...

"Uncle, we are reporters from a TV station. What kind of situation have you encountered?" Looking at an uncle lying on the hospital bed, the reporter walked up and asked softly.

"At that time...wuwuwuwuwu..."

"Uncle, what's wrong with you? Don't cry." The reporter panicked instantly. What's going on...

"You guys come out first, his condition is not very good." At this time, a doctor came in and said calmly.

"Eh? This doctor, I think I've seen you before. Aren't you the one from Konoha Hospital? What's going on in Sunagakure Village, why have you been invited here?" The reporter came out of the ward and saw that this doctor looked familiar. .

"Well, just because this patient is a bit special, the hospital in Sunagakure Village communicated with me and invited me over." The doctor nodded.There was a hint of sadness between his eyebrows.

"Then what happened to the uncle in the ward?" the reporter asked quickly.

"When he was squatting in the toilet, he found someone digging out feces in the toilet. He wanted to ask what was going on, but who knew that the man took out a gun and shocked his penis in the toilet.

His penis was electrocuted... and the person who electrocuted him didn't know what kind of technology he used. Not to mention that the current was so high, his penis can now discharge, and all the urine that comes out of the toilet is electric current... Give it to him now I put on a condom made of insulator and let him lie here. Otherwise, his vagina would discharge and the hospital would be burned. "The doctor said with a headache...

Sunagakure Village Hospital asked him to come over for communication. Well, if I'm honest, the electricity generated by the patient's vagina was indeed alternating current.He thought he could learn some new medical knowledge and experience this time, but who knew it would be this kind of case again...

xx discharge, this is even more outrageous than the previous egg-exploding and egg-cutting ones...

"...Ahem... Our interview is over, let's return the screen to Shanshan." The reporter was dumbfounded... What the hell is this...

"Welcome back, I'm Shanshan. Thank you very much for the reporter who came to Sand Hidden Village just now for an interview. Because of the appearance of this patient, and the patient's description, it was a little guy whose height was only 1.3 meters. He was from Sand Hidden Village. The masses gave this person who was against the yellow flash a special name.

"Electric chicken boy"

"Electric chicken boy, yellow flash, are they accomplices or opponents, we don't know the inside story for the time being. Every pit in the ninja world has been brutally attacked, and even divided up. Is this the annihilation of humanity or morality? Lost. Shanshan will continue to report on this matter."

"..." After Dave finished reading, the chopsticks in his hand fell down...

"Yellow flash... Electric Shock Boy, um, are they Hei Jue and Uncle George?" Dai Yue asked doubtfully.

"Be more confident and go with the answer and the question mark. That's those two things... OK, at least it's not a wild leaf, it's a wild ninja world. That's good. Danzo is probably laughing out loud now. "Dave He shook his head and ate breakfast.

"The second news was broadcast next. The third generation Mizukage of Kirigakure Village openly shouted at Konoha. A video posted on the Internet platform caused a big wave of exaggeration."

The screen switches to video.

"Konoha, I am the Sandaime Mizukage, Furu. You Konoha are a bunch of rubbish, rubbish in the garbage dump. Do you dare to come and fight with me, Kirigakure? Huh, I'll beat you till you pee all over the place."

"In the video, the Sandaime Mizukage was extremely arrogant and even wanted to go to war with Konoha at one point."

"Pfft" Dave spit out the porridge he just drank in one bite...

"I'm full, let's go out first." After wiping the porridge on his body, Dave stood up and greeted Yue Mei.

In the Hokage's office...

"Is this Kirigakure?" Danzo looked at today's news, confused...

"...You have to give me a reply. Our momentum in Konoha cannot be reduced," Dave said with a smile.

"Reply? What reply should I give them? I'll go to Kirigakure Village and give them a reply." At this time, Hashirama and Madara walked in.