Konoha's Crazy Dave

In Jiuwei Internet Cafe...

Xiao Jiuwei was at the counter and opened the newly updated TV series website...

"Huh? Naruto? Is it a new one?" Kyuubi looked at the one above and murmured in confusion.

"Wait a minute, why am I still up here?" Little Jiuwei had no interest in watching a two-episode TV series, but he suddenly discovered that the photo above actually showed his former mighty appearance.

Little Kyuubi lowered his head, looked at his little beer belly...and touched the fat on his face...looked at the mirror on the side...with a cigarette in his mouth...the beard on both sides of his mouth was almost knotted... .

Then Xiao Jiuwei raised his head and looked at the photos on the computer. Tsk, he was still so powerful.

Xiao Jiuwei clicked on the TV series and watched the first episode...

"On the night of the full moon, a fox demon is causing trouble. The fox demon is called Nine Tails. If the fox moves its nine tails, landslides and tsunamis will occur. The people are deeply disturbed by this, so they gather ninjas."

"We must hold him back before the Yondaime comes! We can't let him enter the village!" Then a bunch of sidekicks shouted with blood on their faces.

"At this time, a ninja came and sealed him with all his strength, and he died as a result," the narration continued.

A yellow figure slowly appeared on the video...

"This ninja's name is the Fourth Hokage."

The narration ends and the main film begins.

Little Kyuubi no longer had the desire to read any more... and sent a message to the main body in Dave's body...

After receiving the image of the clone, the main body directly called Dave in for questioning....

"Damn Dave! What kind of crappy TV show did you film! Where the hell did you fart!" Because Nine Tails was in Dave's body, um... his ears and eyes exaggerated some civilized words...

"..What's wrong? Is there a problem?" Dave was stunned and asked doubtfully.

"You're still trying your best to seal me? Damn, who of you tried your best to seal me??!" Kyuubi roared angrily.

Kyuubi still can't forget that damn Hashirama who said you are too strong, Kyuubi, and just slapped his hand and pinned him so that he couldn't move.

Yes, yes, that damn Uchiha Madara, he just glared at him and couldn't move, and he was still fighting for his life.

"Ahem...it's a TV show, don't confuse it with reality," Dave said helplessly.

"Then the Yondaime Hokage you photographed is too weak." Kyuubi lay down and smiled disdainfully.

Dave looked at Kyuubi lying down in front of him...somewhat silent...

"Jiu Lama, you have been in my body for almost 20 years." Dave stepped forward and gently touched Jiuwei's forehead.

"Don't touch me, hey, it's only been 20 years." Kyuubi shook off Dave's hand unhappily.

"Let's do this. When the filming of this TV series is finished, I will release you and the other eight tailed beasts."

"Really?" Kyuubi suddenly raised his head.

"Of course, don't you believe me? We have been together for almost 20 years," Dave said with a smile.

"I don't believe it. I only know that you are full of lies." Kyuubi shook his head.

"...Tch, you'll see when the time comes." Dave shook his head speechlessly, and then left here.

Kyuubi looked at Dave's disappearing figure with a smile on his face...

On the other side, Kirigakure Village...

The Sandaime Mizukage is also watching the TV series...

When he saw the scene where Naruto stole the Sealed Book...

"Pause! Quick! Pause!" The Sandaime Mizukage saw that the sealed book actually had words, and quickly asked the assistant next to him to stop the scene at the scene just now.

"It turned out to be a real sealed book, Hokage, Hokage, you didn't expect it, hahaha, do you think you can just blur that part?! Hurry! Ask someone to make this clear for me!" Guhaha laughed. .

"Yes!" The assistant nodded quickly and left here.

Not only Mizukage, but the other three shadows also discovered this scene.

So...

"Mizukage-sama... After the picture is restored to clarity... only three techniques can be seen completely." The assistant said hesitantly while holding the information in his hand...

"Three forbidden arts, hahaha" Guhaha laughed.

"But... of the three forbidden arts... two are useless... and no one can use them..." The assistant finally expressed his worries at this time...

"Which two?" Gu was stunned for a moment, but he was not disappointed. After all, they were prostitutes for free, and at least one of them could be used.

"One is the Uchiha's horrible pupil technique...the exclusive Sharingan eye technique...we can't use it," the assistant said tremblingly.

"That pupil technique... hiss... if it's useless, just throw him away." Gu shuddered hard...

"There is also an escape technique...the training conditions are very harsh..." the assistant continued in a trembling voice...

"What kind of escape technique and what kind of conditions? Isn't it possible that none of us Kirigakure can practice it?" Gu asked in surprise.

"No...because this escape technique is not for people to practice...and...this escape technique...is called dung escape..."

"Damn it, Konoha is still called Konoha Village. Let's change its name to Shit Village. Let's throw this one away." Gu has a headache...

"The threshold for the rest is very low... anyone can use it."

"Really?" Gu's eyes lit up.

"Yes, and according to the above description, the lethality is very powerful. I heard that the first Hokage of Konoha almost died of excessive blood loss at that time. It is the number one forbidden technique." The assistant nodded.

"Hahaha! God help me too! Konoha, Konoha! You actually made such a powerful technique public. Are you not looking for death? What are you looking for? Even the God of the Ninja World, the First Hokage, almost died. How powerful this move must be!" Gu burst into excitement...

"Let's go! Now let's practice this forbidden technique." Gu directly took his assistant out...

In an open space training ground in Kirigakure Village...

"What are you holding?" Gu asked in surprise as he looked at the assistant's left hand with a steel pipe and his right hand with a set of clothes.

Gu looked at the 6cm diameter steel pipe and shuddered hard... something bad came to mind...

"These are the necessary conditions for practicing this forbidden art called pole dancing, black stockings, and pole..." The assistant swallowed...

"...That's all, it's all for Kirigakure." Gu looked at these two things and made up his mind.