Konoha's Crazy Dave

"The veteran cadre of your village is dead, what do you want me to do?" he asked, looking at Dave listlessly.

"Cuddle seats, if you hug a Zhuo, you can support two days of food, and if you hug two tables, you can support four days. If you are poor, don't you save several days of food money?" Dave said with a smile.

"Cuddle up?? Eat?? Huh?? What?" Wu was confused.

"Oops, I can't tell you clearly. When the meeting comes, we will sit separately and I will give you some plastic bags. When I take action, you will take action." Dave waved his hand and explained.

"...Okay, what is this thing? Does it have the same significance as the memorial ceremony? As the second generation Tsuchikage of Iwagakure Village, I cannot throw away the etiquette of Iwagakure Village!" Wu said with a faint expression. said in a tone of voice.

"...Well, the Tsuchikage has billions in debt. By the way, remember not to sit at the table with the aunties. Oh, by the way, sit at a table with more children." Dave thought for a while and said.

"...What kind of etiquette is this..."

...

on site..

"Suili" Kakuzu was sitting on the table in front of the venue, holding a large amount of silver in his hand.He looked at the two people in front of him and said calmly.

"..How did you do this to receive the gift?? Didn't I ask Danzo to tell the family to receive the gift here??" Dave asked in confusion.

"This veteran cadre has no children and has been contributing to Konoha his whole life."

"Then don't worry about it, if you want to collect it, wouldn't it be collected by the public Hokage Building?" Dave interrupted him and asked with a black line.

"I checked the family tree of this veteran cadre. His ancestors were in the same family as my ancestors three hundred million years ago. I am also a relative of this veteran cadre who is three hundred million years old. Alas, my relative. "Kakuzu looked a little sad and said while covering his five burning hearts.

Dave wants to kill this guy now...

"Sui Li? What Sui Li??" asked the person on the side in confusion.

"Pay, give money, understand?" Kakuzu said calmly.

"...Why do you still need to pay me???" When money was mentioned, Wu instantly became furious.

"The minimum is 100 taels. Don't worry, you'll see what I do later. Just follow suit and I'll make a profit for you," Dave said quickly.

Wu was heartbroken and took out 100 taels from his crotch and handed it to Kakuzu...

Kakuzu looked at the hundred silver taels in his hand...and took it away with a look of disgust on his face...

"Let's go in." He wrote their names, and Kakuzu let them in.

"Dave! Come and sit at this table!" Hashirama shouted happily when he saw Dave coming.

"I'll go to uncle's table, and you sit at the table next to me. It just so happens that the table next to me is full of old men, and they shouldn't be strong in combat. You'll see what I do next, do you understand?" Dave said to Wu who was standing aside.

No nod.

Then the two sat down, Dave chatting with Hashirama and Madara.Wu kept his eyes on Dave, looking at his instructions.

"Uncle Dave, why are you still carrying a bunch of plastic bags?" Orochimaru, who was sitting next to Dave, looked at the pile of plastic bags tied to Dave's waist and asked in confusion.

"Shh, you'll find out later." Dave smiled mysteriously.

Orochimaru always feels that something bad will happen later...

Soon, the food was served, and everyone was eating and chatting happily.

Wu Ze would take a few bites from time to time and keep looking at Dave over there.

Half an hour later...all the dishes were served...everyone had finished eating, Jiaodu arranged for people to leave, and the cleaning staff went up to collect the plates...

Then...

Dave stood up suddenly, looked at Wu aside, and nodded to Wu.

Dave took out the plastic bag in an instant and packed the remaining dishes one after another... The speed of his hand made Hashirama dazzled...

Everyone over there is not to be outdone, there are two rows of tables, one for each person.Wu Ye understood, that hand speed, compared to Dave, it was not as fast as it was...

Jiao was stunned... The cleaning lady couldn't collect the dishes as fast as the two of them hugging each other...

In the end, the two of them walked out with a pile of food in their hands... Hashirama and Kakuzu were stunned...

"Dave, what's the use of me collecting so much food?? This food will go bad after a few days," Wu asked doubtfully.

"Look, look, you know why you are poor and why you have billions in debt. You don't have any business acumen! Can you sell the endless meals to the pig farms to sell them feed? Or, you are thinking, How many refugees are there in the Ninja world? They eat and sleep in the open. Not to mention the Ninja world, there are hundreds of thousands of refugees in the Kingdom of Light and Fire. They usually can't even afford food, but at least they still have some money even if they beg for food. You think these meals are very Sell ​​it to them at a low price, you make money, and they have enough to eat, but you gain money as well as fame!"

"..." Wu was speechless...

"Here, I'll give you all this. I'm not short of money." Dave yawned and gave Wu all the food in his hand.Then he waved his hand and left here first.

Hashirama and Kakuzu looked at Wu, wondering what they were thinking...

A few days later, both Hashirama and Kakuzu received a message from Wu Na... Wu sold those meals to the refugees of the Fire Country at the price of five silver taels for vegetarian dishes and ten silver taels for meat dishes.In Konoha, the cheapest vegetarian snacks cost dozens of silver taels per serving. They are not sold so cheaply, and they are sold very quickly. They are always sold when they are hot.

Finally, Wu got one hundred thousand silver.

The two were stunned instantly... They also discovered new business opportunities...

Wu at home burst into laughter looking at the 10 taels in his hands... Although he was a little tired from running errands, the 10 taels that it took him two to three months to deliver food, in just a short period of time, I got it in a few days, and he only gave me 100 taels as a gift.Earn money with blood!

Because this fresh way of having a banquet is widely praised, every family in the village who has died plans to mourn in this way. Not only can they receive gifts and make some money, but it is also lively and can wash away some of the family's pain. Painful emotions...

This time, Wu inquired about another family. He took the plastic bag and started a new journey...

Sitting at the dining table, Wu took a few glances. Sure enough, those two bastards Hashirama and Kakuzu were also there. He knew that those two people had bad intentions in asking about his income. Tsk, he found two opponents for himself. .

The three of them had a tacit understanding and said nothing.And at the moment when the banquet was over...

"Earth resentment!"

"Wooden escape. Wood strips"

"Fuck"

There is no need to get frustrated... I can only speed up my hands, hoping to get more... these two bastards!