Konoha's Crazy Dave

So Kyuubi honestly took Madara and the other three back to Konoha.On the way, Uchiha Madara called Hashirama to tell him about it, and Hashirama was already waiting at the door of Konoha.

"Hahaha! Madara! Do you want to stay for dinner?" Hashirama's attention was not on Madara, but on Uchiha Madara on the Nine-Tails.

"No, I have to go first." Madara shook his head, and then embarked on the journey again without looking back.

Senju Hashirama looked at Madara's back with disappointment...

Kyuubi kept his eyes on Madara. After hearing that he was leaving, he breathed a sigh of relief. After watching Madara's leaving back until he couldn't feel it within a few hundred meters, Kyuubi grinned. stand up.

"Hahahahaha" Kyuubi laughed wildly.An extremely violent and powerful atmosphere suddenly erupted all over his body.

"Hey, little fox, why are you out of your mind!" Dave looked at Jiuwei who was laughing wildly and shouted speechlessly.This guy is about to start having fun...

"Little fox?" Jiuwei was stunned for a moment, then grinned and slapped Dave in the face.

"Wood Release. Wood Dragon Technique!" Hashirama didn't say anything when he saw this scene, and a wooden dragon hit him.

"What is this! It's actually absorbing my chakra!" Kyuubi howled in surprise when he saw the wooden dragon wrapped around him and felt the loss of his own chakra.

"Tobirama, take Dave away from here first, otherwise I won't be able to use you here. This place is too close to the village, so I'll take him away first." Hashirama looked at Tobirama over there and shouted.

"Uncle! That's my psychic beast! Please be merciful!" Dave had a headache. It's not good for Kyuubi to offend anyone. He just offended Madara with his front foot, and now he offends Hashirama with his back foot... These two bWhich one can you defeat?

"Yo! Uncle knows! You and Tobirama wait at the back of the village! I'll take it there later!" Hashirama turned his head to look at Dave over there and smiled.

"Let's go" Tobirama put a hand on Dave's shoulder, and then Dave and him moved to the village.

"Kyuubi! Your power is too strong! I can't let you act recklessly at the gate of the village!" Hashirama clasped his hands together, and his face gradually showed facial makeup.

I haven’t waited for Kyuubi to say anything.

"Wooden escape. The technique of wooden man!" "Wood escape. Kuo'an enters the temple and hangs the hand!"

after a while

Kyuubi, who was suppressed by Mu Dun, felt a pain in his balls... Damn, who did he offend whom today... First it was Uchiha Madara, the paralyzed guy. When he came up, he said I was blocking the way and beat him up without saying a word. Have a meal for yourself.And the guy in front of me said that he was too strong, and his backhand was suppressed by a wooden hand. Why am I forcing myself in front of you?

I haven't been born for hundreds of years, and I faced two violent beatings when I was born... Which tailed beast can survive this...

Hashirama controlled the big wooden hand and dragged Kyuubi's neck towards the back of Konoha...Kyuubi had seen through the world and no longer had any nostalgia for this world. A pair of red vertical pupils shed tears of humiliation...

after a while

Dave looked at Kyuubi, who was lying motionless on the ground in front of him and silently shedding tears, and sighed silently...tell me...you have lived for almost a thousand years...how come you haven't grown up at all... Don’t you know you shouldn’t mess with those who play with wood and those with pink eye?Oh, and there are also those who play with words.

"Kyuubi, you and Dave sign a psychic contract, and you will live here in the back mountains of Konoha from now on." Hashirama said with a smile like a good old man.

Kyuubi raised his eyes and glanced at the black man in front of him, and continued to live half-dead... This is the b, the b who said that he was too strong, and then beat himself up with a backhand...

"Uncle, I have an idea. Can this little fox be sealed into my body? I can feel that he has a lot of chakra." Dave had a bold idea in his mind, that is, as a jinchuriki himself

Many of the regrets in Naruto are caused by the Kyuubi. In the original book, Mito became a jinchuriki only after the battle between Madara and Hashirama.At that time, Mito was already over 40. Starting from Mito, then Shinkuna, and then to Naruto, it was all a matter of regret starting from Kyuubi.He felt that since he was a time traveler, he didn't want to see these regrets...

But...if you want to become a Jinchuriki, you have to solve the problem with Black Zetsu.

"Dave, do you know what you are talking about? This is too dangerous. Let's not talk about whether it can be sealed into your body. Even if it is sealed into your body, you may not be able to withstand so much of his chakra." Fei He said with a serious look on his face

"It's too dangerous Dave, I will definitely not agree to it," Hashirama also said seriously.

The Kyuubi over there is actually emitting light. The seal is good, how good it is. He never wants to see the two B's of Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara again. The two B's just cast a shadow on him. ...He has lived for thousands of years and has never been as miserable as he is today...

"Uncle, Uncle Madara has been outside for almost a year, and has been looking for something to enhance my chakra. But now, with such a big pile of chakra in front of me, if he can seal it into my body, then my The chakra will probably grow explosively. In that way, Uncle Madara won't have to work outside anymore. He can return to the village and be with you every day...hehehehe?" Dave carried Madara out again and asked

Hashirama was stunned for a moment... Dave... Dave seemed to be right!Apart from spending half an hour with Madara Dou Wu every afternoon this year, the two of them usually communicated on the phone at most, and they didn't have much time together at all.If Dave had resurrected Izuna early, wouldn't Madara not go out to the village and be with him every day?

Hashirama thought about Madara's back he saw just now, and his thoughts became more determined!For the motor!

The more Hashirama thought about it, the more feasible it became, and his eyes slowly looked towards Tobirama over there.

Tobirama had a headache... He didn't know where Uchiha Madara's charm came from. Forget about his own son, even his eldest brother was fascinated by him.Bastard Uchiha Madara, why doesn't he die?Uchiha is really my lifelong enemy!

"..." Tobirama looked at the eyes of the three pairs of shining little stars in front of him, and finally had no choice but to compromise... Oh, the extra pair belongs to Kyuubi.

"Let's ask my sister-in-law first. She knows a lot about sealing techniques. I wonder if she has any sealing techniques that I can try," Tobirama said, rubbing his eyebrows.

"Okay, Mito should still be dancing in the square over there now. I'll go find him!" Hashirama's eyes lit up, and he ran away with a teleportation technique filled with excitement.