Konoha's Crazy Dave

"That...that! Sister! You...you, listen to my explanation! That was forced on me by Hiruzen!" Of course, Jing couldn't say that he liked to see it, so Hiruzen had special channels to bring it to him. One that came over.But now is not the time to think so much. He knows very well what kind of character his sister is... If he doesn't explain it clearly, he will be finished.

"You, I'll tell my father and mother to go!" Yuemei's face turned red with embarrassment. Her brother actually liked to watch this kind of thing... and Mr. Dave discovered it... Will Mr. Dave think that I am? He is also that kind of person... Thinking of this, Yue Mei was so angry that she wanted to cry. Why is her brother like this...

"No!!!" Jing looked at Yue Mei's leaving figure, knelt on her knees, covered her heart with one hand, and pointed over there with one hand, howling.

"The snowflakes are fluttering~the north wind is blowing~the sky and the earth are~a vast expanse~a~cut cold plum~stands proudly in the snow~just for~the beauty~to drift~"

Seeing this scene, Dave felt inspired

"Brother-in-law... Hey, I didn't expect you to be as boring as Hiruzen and like to watch this kind of thing?" Dave walked to the absent mirror, put his hand on Mirror's shoulder and said with emotion.

"....I am going to kill you!!!"

"Damn it, don't worry about me, your sister took it out! I don't know anything!"

"I don't care! I'm going to kill you!"

after a while

Yue Mei came over and saw her brother beating Dave. She was so angry that she went up to help Dave beat Jing... Jing shed tears in her heart... But after Yue Mei pulled Dave away, Jing's parents Came over to ask what was going on with the photo album, and then there was another mixed doubles fight...

At night, the father and son

"Huh! You know how to read these things at a young age! I will take this thing away! If you let me find it in the future, you will take one copy and I will take one away!" The second elder Uchiha said angrily to his son.

"Don't... don't, father, this book was given to me by Hiruzen, and I still have to return it to him..." Jing swallowed and said blindly...

This photo album is a special collector's edition, and only the number of people in Konoha who owns it can be counted on both hands.

"Hmph, do you think I don't know your little thoughts?" The second elder glanced at him sideways.

"Mirror... these things are all virtual. The water inside is too deep and you can't grasp it. My child, you don't have that much experience and you don't have that much rich experience. Don't be confused," the second elder said in a tone The profound path of education

"...then...didn't mother just say that she was going to throw it away..."

"....You can't control it, but my father can. What's my father's name? Uchiha Changjiang, my father is the Yangtze River, why can't I control this little bit of water?"

"......"

Half a month later

Dave received a call from Uncle Ban.

"Hey, Uncle Madara, are you back in Konoha?" Dave touched his poor belly and asked with a trembling corner of his mouth.

Ever since Uncle Ban went out to help him look for things that could increase his Chakela, Dave had been taking a lot of supplements almost every day... He almost vomited after eating... And I don't know where Uncle Ban was during those two days. I heard that grinding the bones of the Kaguya clan in Kirigakure into bone meal can also increase chakra...

In the end, Uncle Madara killed several members of the Kaguya tribe and ground them into several cans of bone powder and brought them back to Dave to drink... He made the guy in Kirigakure Village so angry that the two countries almost went to war... Uncle Madara He also said very arrogantly, drink whatever you want, soak it in water and drink it!After I finish drinking, I will go to Kirigakure Village to get you some... At that time, Dave almost knelt down to Madara... You think the Kaguya clan over there is purchasing...

However, after taking major supplements for a month or two, he did increase a lot of chakra. Currently, Dave's chakra is almost as much as that of an elite jounin.The plants are almost unlocked.Dave did see hope of resurrecting Quanna, because after the plant corn cannon, he successfully unlocked a plant in Plant 2.

"Do you want a psychic beast or not?" Madara's voice came from over there.

"...What kind of psychic beast?" Dave was stunned for a moment, then asked

"Kyuubi" Madara's indifferent voice came from the phone, as if Kyuubi was nothing at all.

"...Pfft!" Dave spat out the drink soaked in Kaguya clan bone powder in one gulp.

"Uncle Ban, how could you provoke that thing..." Dave swallowed and asked with a trembling corner of his mouth.

"I know that people in the Country of Whirlpool have a lot of chakra, so I wanted to take a look. This thing blocked my way on the road, so I beat him up. It's still under my feet now," Madara said calmly.

"Ahem, cough, cough... Yes, of course!" Dave nodded suddenly. Who wouldn't want such a awesome psychic beast?

"Okay, you go to Tobirama's place and let him use the Flying Thunder God to bring you here." After Madara finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

Dave also quickly called his old husband. Tobirama came over and a flying thunder god took Dave to Madara's location.

Dave looked at the scene in front of him, grinned, and took a breath...

The land in front of me was covered with devastation, with various large and small potholes, and several hundred-meter-high peaks on the side had their heads shaved off.Kyuubi's orange and arrogant fox was now covered in various scars, but Uchiha Madara was still standing on Kyuubi's head coldly and arrogantly.

"Huh!" Tobirama on the side snorted coldly when he saw Uchiha Madara's pretentious look. He was very unhappy looking at Madara's pretentious look.

"Uncle Madara!" Dave said hello to Uchiha Madara and shouted

"Kid, that's it." Uchiha Madara stepped on the Kyuubi on the ground with the sole of his foot, and Kyuubi grinned.

"Yeah, this big fox looks so handsome!" Dave nodded. Of course he knew it was the Kyuubi. The one he saw in the anime in his previous life was not as handsome as he looked up close.

"You kid, you have discernment," Kyuubi said with a sneer.

Madara looked at Kyuubi, the Mangekyō Sharingan in his eyes slowly turning.He remembers that the kid said he was the most handsome, right?Is this fox handsome?Is he more handsome than him?Then... shouldn't we keep him?

Kyuubi saw Uchiha Madara, who had just summoned a hundred-meter giant to beat him up, opened his scarlet eyes again, shuddered hard, and lowered his head...

Kyuubi remembered that Madara Uchiha had just said that he wanted to be a psychic beast for a kid. This kid in front of him must be quite discerning. But, hum, how could the great Kyuubi-sama be willing to be a psychic beast for a kid? What about spirit beasts?Hum, I verbally agreed to go to the village that Uchiha Madara mentioned first, and after that bastard Madara left, I destroyed that village with a tailed beast!

Humph, Jiuwei thought very excitedly, as if he had already seen the sight of the mountain of corpses and the sea of ​​people...

But if Dave knew what Kyuubi was thinking, he would definitely laugh out loud...

how?Not satisfied with being beaten by Gundam?Still want to be beaten by the Buddha?

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