Konoha's Crazy Dave

After a while, the pig-headed Hashirama with a bruised nose and swollen face arrived here with Mito.

"Uh...Uncle, why are you like this?" Dave swallowed...why are you still being beaten...

"It's okay, Dave, I brought your aunt here." Hashirama waved his swollen pig's head and said nonchalantly.

When he went to the square dance troupe to look for Mito and take him away, the angry aunts gathered together to prevent their lead dancer from being taken away...until Mito said it was really urgent. Only then did everyone leave

"Auntie" Dave smiled awkwardly

"Do you want the Kyuubi to be sealed into your body?" Mito asked solemnly.

Dave was stunned for a moment, then nodded with firm eyes.

"Okay, it can be sealed. But, Dave, you have to think clearly about the consequences." Mito nodded and replied.

"I've thought about it. You've thought about it too, right? Nine Lama?" Dave replied with a smile, then looked at Kyuubi behind him and shouted.

Kyuubi was stunned at that time... Hearing this cry of his name that was last seen a thousand years ago, Kyuubi was stunned for a while... He didn't know what he was thinking...

"Okay. Lie down next to Kyuubi," Mito nodded and said.

"Bagua double seal! Five elements seal!"

after a while

When Dave woke up again, he entered a dark world.It was pitch black here. When he looked at his feet, it looked like water. When he looked in front of him, there was a huge cage. He walked slowly to the cage and looked inside.

"Kid, how do you know my name?" Kyuubi asked in a solemn voice as Kyuubi's figure slowly appeared in Dave's field of vision.

Dave said nothing, looked at the talisman on the cage in front of him, smiled softly, slowly approached the talisman, put his hand on it, and slowly tore it off.

"Hey! Kid! Are you crazy! Do you know what the consequences will be if you do this!" Kyuubi was stunned on the spot. He originally thought that he could live in this kid's body for decades, waiting for the two He was dead. He casually guided him to tear off the talisman, and then he broke through the kid's body and returned to the free world.

But you just finished sealing it, you just came in, and you started tearing it apart?You can't stop me!

"What, you want to invade my consciousness? And then control me? Hehe, I know you won't. My uncle Madara and Uncle Hashirama are still outside." Dave said with a smile.He and Kyuubi really wanted to be friends, so of course they had to treat each other sincerely.

Kyuubi was depressed... This kid was indeed right... He really didn't dare to act rashly now...

The seal under Mito is not just about tearing off this talisman and Kyuubi can get out. The function of this talisman is to prevent Kyuubi's chakra and his violent emotions from contacting him. From now on, Kyuubi will always be there. In his own body, unless he dies or someone pulls it out forcibly like in the original work, the Kyuubi will be here for the rest of his life.

"How about, let's be friends?" Dave smiled, stretched out his hand to Kyuubi and said

Kyuubi snorted and ignored him... Dave looked at the arrogant fox in front of him and laughed unkindly.

The Nine-Tails has not been controlled by Madara's Sharingan, has not been sealed by Mito, and has not been beaten by Hashirama's Thousand-Armed Buddha.He was just a poor, arrogant little fox who was beaten up by two horny bitches.

"Look, I mean it sincerely. Don't worry, I don't usually restrict your freedom. It seems that we can share chakra, right? You can use chakra to divide into shadow clones. Your clone and your body are both Sharing vision and touch, how about I take you to be a bully in the village!" Dave thought for a while and said.He can also shadow clones, and as long as he teaches Kyuubi, he can come out and take a look.

Kyuubi looked at Dave and didn't say a word, but his heart was already moved. Who doesn't want to be a free tailed beast? Damn, he was just born and wanted to sleep there, but he was beaten by Uchiha Madara. He beat himself up for blocking the road.Moreover, the kid in front of him spoke sincerely, and he could sense the good and evil of people.

Kyuubi and Dave looked at each other for a moment, and then Kyuubi slowly stretched out his fox paw and touched Dave's hand.

Dave smiled evilly, and then rushed towards Kyuubi, who was stunned for a moment...

after a while

"Ah~ your fur is so soft~" "You kid!!! Go to hell!!!"

"Don't be so outspoken. We are friends after all. What's wrong with touching your fur?"

"Hey, if you don't say anything, I'll take it as your consent. Wait a minute, I'll lift up your tail and take a look. I really want to know whether you are a male or a female."

"You die for me!!!"

external

The three people among the pillars looked at Dave in front of them with extremely nervous expressions.Just now, the red chakra leaking from Dave's body scared Hashirama to the point where his facial makeup came out, fearing that Dave would have an accident.

Tobirama, on the other hand, felt his heart in his throat after seeing his precious son in this situation.In my heart, I kept scolding that bastard, trash, Uchiha Madara, who burned, killed, looted, and prostituted.If anything happens to his son today, then Uchiha Madara and his ancestor will definitely be missing one today.

Just when Hashirama was about to forcefully wake up Dave, Dave slowly opened his eyes and looked around diffusely.

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that Dave was fine... Tobirama finally stopped cursing Uchiha Madara in his mind.

"Are you okay Dave?" Mito asked solemnly.Because Dave's situation was the first in the ninja world. No one had sealed a tailed beast in the body before, so they had no way of knowing what the situation was.

"It's okay, Kyuubi and I are very good friends now," Dave said with a smile.

"It's fine. How do you feel?" Mito breathed a sigh of relief and asked with a smile.

"Very good, I feel that there is a lot of Chakra in my body now, just like the sea." Dave felt that there was Chakra in his body like an endless stream of sea water.Dave has never felt so good

"Well, how about it? Can you summon the plant that revives Izuna? Can Madara come back?" Hashirama, this heartless person, has been thinking about Madara...

Mito gave Hashirama an angry blow, and Tobirama almost couldn't help but slap him...

Dave slowly closed his eyes. He could feel that there were many plants that he could summon. He was looking at the plants he had just unlocked.

after a while

Dave slowly opened his eyes with a smile on his face

"I can bring Uncle Madara back."