Konoha's Crazy Dave

George is the same. A high-tech shit-making stick in his hand is like a happy woman. The graceful and pleasing shadow of the stick is intoxicating...

There is a reason for the fight between the two things, and neither one can do anything to the other...

Half an hour later...the two of them were squatting on the ground panting...it started to rain lightly...

Next to Hei Jue's hand was a broken mop.In George's hand is a broken high-tech hammer...

The two of them put down the broken weapon in their hands in unison...then grabbed a piece of feces from the ground and fought hand to hand with each other...

The two things kept rolling and fighting in the pile of feces...

After half a day like this...

George caught Hei Jue in a daze, and with a sliding shovel, Hei Jue was directly knocked to the ground...

Then George picked up a piece of feces and smeared it directly on Hei Jue's face...

"Hei...Hei Jue...this time...I won again..." George said breathlessly...

Hei Jue was covered in dung and remained silent...

At this time, the rain from the sky was getting heavier...

Hei Jue in the dung heap suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed George's feet and knocked him to the ground...

George hasn't reacted yet...

"hooligan!!!"

"clear!!"

Ah Fei suddenly rushed over and merged directly with Hei Jue...

Then the two of them formed a seal with their hands...

"Shit escapes. Shit flows into a big river!"

A large amount of yellow fluid suddenly spewed out of Jue's body, and heavy rain poured down, combined with the feces left from the fight on the ground...

In that field, a dung-colored river several meters high rushed towards George's troops over there...

Afterwards, dozens of White Zetsu who were still able to move also arrived behind Zetsu...several White Zetsu formed seals at the same time...

"Wind escape. The air flow is dancing!" "Water escape. Water rushes into the waves!"

"Combination of forbidden techniques. Feces escape. Feces-colored Yangtze River!!!"

The dung-colored river several meters high suddenly changed and formed a sea of ​​large waves like a tsunami. The dung waves tens of meters high covered the sky...

"Find something to hide!!" George looked up at the dung-colored waves in the sky and swallowed... He didn't expect that they had such a back-up plan...

In the distance...on the highest tower of Yuyin Village...

The demigod Sanshouyu Hanzo stood at the top of the tower, enjoying this aloof feeling...

"This feeling is really good." Hanzo closed his eyes and smiled lightly...

Then Hanzo opened his eyes...

...

"Tsunami! Tsunami! Inform every household in Yuyin Village! The tsunami is coming!!" Hanzo shouted with his mouth trembling from time to time as he looked at the big waves in the sky that covered the sky.

"That's not right. Amegakure Village is in the middle of the ninja world, far away from the sea. Where did this tsunami come from?!" Hanzo suddenly came back to his senses...

"This direction is the direction of Kirigakure Village. Are the people in Kirigakure Village... No wonder... Damn it, do they want to start a war!" Hanzo thought...

"Misty Hidden Village, we'll settle the score later."

"Psychic Technique. Sansho Fish!" Hanzo formed a seal with his hands and channeled the Sansho Fish...

Then he stood on the Sansho Fish and used ninjutsu to block the progress of these big waves...

The waves were so fierce that Hanzo took several sips... Shouldn't the sea water be salty?Why does this stink?

"Bah! Why are there watermelon seeds in this sea?! Why are there sesame seeds and corn kernels in this sea? Is this the sea?" Hanzo spit out a mouthful of stuff...

"Damn Kirigakure, I Hanzo will remember this account!"

On the other side... Kirigakure Village...

"Sneeze! Sneeze!" The Sandaime Mizukage sneezed several times...

"Mizukage-sama, you've caught a cold again." The assistant Mizukage on the side quickly took out the paper and handed it over...

"Oh... I don't know why, I feel a little panicked..." Mizukage sighed...

Back to the battlefield...

"Hei Zetsu, that's it? That's it? I'm the No. 1 swimmer in the Ninja World Paralympic Games. You underestimate me." George swam in the sea of ​​feces and looked disdainfully at Hei Zetsu who was standing high up there and shouted. road.

In order to deliberately make himself look black, George Hai constantly used various postures such as butterfly stroke, breaststroke, backstroke, and dog paddle...

"Damn it" Hei Jue looked at the disgusting George over there and felt very unhappy...

"What should I do, Hei Jue?" A Fei asked quickly.

"..Let him go. Let's go. Give him three-thirds of the acre of Konoha. When we become more powerful in the future, we can get this debt back," Black Zetsu said helplessly.

"Go? Where do you want to go?" Although George didn't hear clearly what Hei Jue and the others were saying, he still heard the word "go"...

George waved his hand...On the surface of the dung sea, zombies riding dolphins and wearing red tights rushed towards them...

Behind them, pipes emerged from the sea, and dozens of diving zombies were also rushing towards that direction...

"Hei Jue, what should we do? We don't have the ability to fight in the water." A Fei hurriedly looked at Hei Jue and asked...

"Do you still remember that move that Dave once told us?" Hei Jue asked slowly...

"You're talking about... that trick? Could it be that you..."

"Well... after three years, I finally tested his theory. Now, it's time."

"Okay, what should we do!"

...

Looking at the motionless White Zetsu troops and Black Zetsu over there, George sneered, have you given up?

Suddenly, those White Zetsu who knew ninjutsu surrounded Black Zetsu...

In the crowd, a bright shit-yellow light slowly appeared...

"Is there any backup plan? Hum, let me see, Hei Jue." George smiled mockingly.

Then, the Bai Jue people suddenly dispersed...

In Hei Jue's hand, he saw a shit-yellow sphere that was constantly rotating. The powerful air flow it emitted was constantly compressing and cutting the surrounding air...

"Dung Release. Rasengan!"

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