Konoha's Crazy Dave

Konoha Hospital...

"Doctor, there is a new patient." The nurse found the most famous doctor in the hospital and said with admiration.

"What kind of injury?" The doctor asked calmly as he wrote something...

The nurse's face is full of stars. This doctor is very famous. Everyone in the hospital usually treats him with respect. I heard that he resigned before, and it was the director who cried and hugged his thigh, begging him to come back...

And I heard that this doctor is proficient in various technologies such as veterinary medicine, medicine, pharmacy, surgery, sewing, etc... and each skill is at the pinnacle...

The "first-level disabled" nurse shuddered when she thought of the scene just now...

"Is it so miserable? Let me go and have a look. Which ward is it and what is its name?" the doctor said calmly.What kind of storms and waves has he never seen?Don't panic.

"No. 312, Uchiha Mirror"

"Uchiha mirror? Uchiha clan leader?"

"Doctor, do you know him?" the nurse asked with a starry face. The doctor is so amazing, even the leader of the Uchiha clan knows him.

"I know you, old customer"

On the other side, in a laboratory in Konoha...

George concentrated on operating the equipment in his hand...

Sudden..

A pool of yellow stuff flew from the ground toward George...

George heard the news and grabbed the yellow stuff with one free hand...

Then he brought it to his face, stretched out his tongue and licked it...the smooth and sticky feeling, the sticky yet essence-y feeling, and the small lumps mixed in it.

George closed his eyes and savored it, then spat it out.

"Can you please leave your name when you come?"

"Darkness"

"Hmph, this is obviously a specialty of Takeda's family in the south of the village. His son has hemorrhoids. That village in the south is my territory. What do you mean by black?" George put down the yellow stuff in his hand and asked lightly. .

"Huh, what do you think I mean?" Two rays of light appeared in the dark corner...

"Okay, tell me the location of this battle." George asked with a disdainful smile.

"Do you dare to go to the woodland outside Yuyin Village?"

"Oh, you dare to come to me, what should I not dare to do?"

"We'll meet there tomorrow morning, don't be afraid to come."

Then, the two lights in the corner slowly disappeared, and the laboratory returned to silence again...

A certain warehouse...

"How is Hei Jue?" A Fei looked at Hei Jue who had returned and asked hurriedly.

"Don't worry, he is still as arrogant as usual, he took it." Hei Jue shook his hand, as if full of confidence.

Ah Fei jumped up excitedly, and Hei Jue reached out his hand to press it lightly.

Then Black Zetsu walked onto the stage and faced the white Zetsu below.

"This battle with George is just a smoke bomb. Just try your best. It's best to win, and it doesn't matter if you lose." Black said calmly to everyone.

"Why, leader of Black Zetsu?" a little White Zetsu below scratched his head in confusion and asked.

"Yes, we have been fighting those zombies for more than ten years, are we going to give up?!" The other white one said unwillingly.

This little Baijue is a veteran who survived the first Shit World War...

"So what if you give up?" Hei Jue looked up at the sky...

Bai Jue suppressed his emotions and dared not say anything...

"It's just Konoha, but our goal is the sea of ​​stars!"

The White Zetsu instantly raised their heads and looked at the Black Zetsu...

"This war with George can be said to be the last one. No matter we win or lose, if we win, we will capture all the latrines in Konoha. If we lose, we will withdraw from the latrines of Konoha and turn our spearhead to all the villages in the ninja world. The latrine! Let that George be complacent and occupy one-third of an acre of Konoha. By then, we will have occupied all the latrines in the ninja world, and our power will become more and more powerful! We will return again! That George! He must be defeated! He loses, it’s just a matter of sooner or later. We! Are the kings of the dung world!"

"Black Zetsu! Black Zetsu! Black Zetsu!"

"Black Zetsu! Black Zetsu! Black Zetsu!!"

...

The next day, in the woods outside Yuyin Village...

Black Zetsu led thousands of White Zetsu to stand. On the other side, George led thousands of zombies to confront him...

The White Zetsus range from big to small, with the big ones being several meters tall. All they have to do is drag the big zombies on the opposite side.The small ones are only about ten or twenty centimeters tall. What they have to do is drag the small zombies on the opposite side and sneak attack them from time to time.

The entire battlefield is extremely solemn, and the dark clouds gradually gathering in the sky add a sense of solemnity to the battlefield...

Hei Jue looked up at the dark clouds in the sky, his eyes gradually becoming serious...

"Hei Jue, a hot weapon or a cold weapon for melee combat!" George shouted at the Hei Jue.

"Let's fight with cold weapons in hand-to-hand combat, George. Let this battlefield be our last battle. If you lose, you will give up all the latrines in Konoha and will not harass you again. If I lose, the same will happen." shouted.

"No problem, Hei Jue" George smiled coldly...

The atmosphere on the field slowly became solemn...

"rush!!!"

"Ah don't go around!!"

"Riding shit group! Charge!!" A Fei formed a seal with his hands, and then walked out of a team of Bai Jue.

War horses made of shit slowly appeared under the White Jue's crotches.

The White Zetsus ride on war horses with several bottles of excrement hanging from their waists. They look like ghosts on the battlefield. They throw the excrement into the enemy's mouth without seeing it... giving the enemy a head-on blow...

"Damn it, the Black Riders give me a headache every time." George said with a headache as he looked at the Riders in the field.

"Hmph! But I'm not a vegetarian! Zombies who throw shit into cars!!" George clapped his hands, and a group of relatively bloated zombies driving in cars slowly appeared behind him.

There were pieces of dung and eggs hanging on their cars, and they were constantly throwing them out...

"A Fei, I'll leave the command to you. That George and I will do a few moves!" Hei Jue looked at George coming off the field and turned to look at A Fei and said.

"A Fei, come on! Regardless of failure this time, from now on, the latrines and poop in the entire ninja world will be ours. At that time, you can freely swim in the river of feces and think about what it feels like to defecate." Black Zetsu finished. , picked up a broom and rushed out...

"Don't worry, Black Zetsu, it's for us, for the sake of the ninja world!" A Fei nodded and said solemnly.

Center of the field...

All the Bai Zetsu and zombies consciously gave up a place...

Hei Jue was dragging a mop, and the mop was stained with yellow... This mop had been fighting with him for five years, and the strips of cloth on the mop were all yellow... Well... it was pickled...

George is holding a high-tech shit stick...

The two things looked at each other...

Then, it was about to explode!

Hei Jue held the mop and kept waving it to ward off. From time to time, it would get dipped in the pile of feces left on the field. His heroic figure was so yellow at the moment...