Konoha's Crazy Dave

Ninja: Shimi Aburame

Passive: Insect Swarm Wrap: After each skill of Zhiwei, he will become unselectable for 0.5 seconds.And every ten seconds, a swarm of insects will be formed around the field, and the swarm can be destroyed by the enemy.

Q skill: Insect Wall Technique: Zhiwei summons a swarm of insects around him, wrapping himself up to form a shield. The shield will last for three seconds, and he is immune to any bad conditions during the shield period.

W skill: Bug Clone: ​​Zhiwei summons a bug clone in front of him. The bug clone will last for three seconds. The bug clone will not attack the enemy, but will have half of Zhiwei's health.When Zhiwei encounters the insect clone, Zhiwei will release the E skill, and then the clone will return to Zhiwei and restore 20.00% of Zhiwei's chakra and blood volume.

E skill: Spinning Border Technique: cannot be used actively. After triggering, all the surrounding insect swarms will be adsorbed at a certain distance and attached to the nearest enemy unit. The parasitic insects in the insect swarm will absorb the enemy. The HP of the unit lasts for three seconds. Within three seconds, it will cause multiple damage to the enemy unit, and 30.00% of each damage will be restored to Zhiwei's HP.

R skill: Secret Technique. Insect Tornado: All insect swarms on the field will form a huge insect tornado, which will blow the wind on an enemy for two seconds. The insect tornado will last for five seconds. After five seconds, all the insect swarms will It will return to Zhiwei's body, causing a huge amount of damage, and restoring 60.00% of the blood volume that caused the damage.

"Tsk, this ninja is a bit disgusting. Compared to that Hayate, this ninja only has strong blood regeneration. He still can't select his skills every time. I'll ban him later if he doesn't play anymore." Spot nodded and murmured... .

Then... Madara and Hashirama entered a ranking match...

Madara is a banned person.

Ninja Speed: Big Brother?spot?quick!spot! Ban blast!Ban me Hayate! !

Ninja Dance God: Why ban Hayate?That Zhiwei is so disgusting, why don’t you ban Zhiwei?

After answering, Madara immediately banned Zhiwei...

"Madara! Get Hayate for me!" Hashirama quickly looked at Madara and said.

"Do you understand the game?"

"Believe me, I believe, this ninja is perfect for me!"

"Really? I believe you once." After saying this, Madara helped Hashirama grab Hayate.

Compared to this new ninja, what Madara is most afraid of is Hashirama playing with Dave.The conversation between the two was on open mic, so the other three could hear it.

Ninja Speed: Big Brother!Can I believe you?Can you control yourself?

Making a Fortune: Believe in me, Tobirama, big brother, I will always be worthy of your trust.

Ninja World God Speed: Okay, this one has fifteen throws.

...

enter the game...

"The first drop of blood is born!" "Two kills, three kills, four kills, five kills!"

The first-level team watched the opposing jungler get a pentakill, and Madara's jaw almost dropped...

"What's wrong with you??" Madara threw the pot directly towards Hashirama.

"Why is this my problem? Didn't Hayate, a ninja, choose the E skill at the beginning? Look at how fast I E was just now. There were five people with the wild monsters that spawned. I used E all the ones that could E. The damage is maxed out, okay?" Hashirama retorted.

Because the two of them were on the mic, other teammates could hear it.Tobirama sees him as his eldest brother... I really don't want to scold him... The other two teammates, one is a mirror and the other is a passerby...

Jing was in the police department, watching the first-level regiment rushing around in the wind, and wanted to turn on the mic to scold him...but he couldn't...because he was banned from scolding last time...

Kagami didn't know that his teammates were Hashirama Madara and the others, because he was very used to blocking the team's voices and names...

After the game is over...

Hashirama looked at his record of 0/49/3 and was a little afraid to speak...

This game was entirely driven by the skills of Madara and Tobirama. They fought hard back and forth with the opponent. The game lasted for an hour. Well... they lost in the end... No matter how good they two were... but However, they have Hashirama with Level [-] Hayate and Level [-]E...

If a skill can be raised to level 18, Madara will have no hesitation in believing that this guy will raise E to level [-]...

"Madara, the adc from last game is coming to our team, hahaha, am I too skilled?"

"...You just pull him in..." Madara already has a headache and doesn't want to talk anymore... Let the ADC do the talking...

"Hello, the adc in the last game, I am Hayate in the last game!" Hashirama happily opened the microphone to communicate.

"I****, of course I know you! I****, look at the way you play, md is ******, I****, you m**** , I go to *****, what *****"

...

When Jing from the police department heard that guy dared to turn on the mic first, he turned on the mic and started to curse...

Listening to the adc scolding for 10 minutes... Madara felt a little pitiful for Hashirama...

"Um...ahem...that's enough, I've been scolding him for 10 minutes," Madara wanted to stop.

"Oh, you're still speaking for him. What kind of shit did you do without knowing it?? I fucked you up as a jungler, and that fucked up the mid laner Gale. You Are you still going to help him? Is he you*? I will fuck you, what ****, both of you&&*****, when I meet you two ****, I ****, I will ****, tm’s **&****, two ****”

...

After scolding the two of them for another half an hour, Jing's anger finally subsided and he quit the team...

Madara, on the other hand, was savoring the voice in the wheat just now... Why does it feel a bit familiar...

Hiss...I think I heard it somewhere...

At this moment, Madara's cell phone rang...it was from Jing...

"Madara-sama, do I need to tell you about the various things going on with the Uchiha clan this month?"

"Madara-sama, do you think I should send the document to your mailbox or ask you to send it to you?"

"Madara-sama? Madara-sama? Why don't you speak?"

...

Now, Madara knew where he had heard this voice...

"Send it to me," Madara said calmly.

"Okay, where are you now?"

"In the alley next to the Internet cafe, come on your own."

"Yeah, I'll send it to you now."

Madara clapped his hands, stood up and walked out of the Internet cafe...