Konoha's Crazy Dave

Naruto's office

"What can you do?" Danzo sighed and threw the document in his hand to Dave.

"...You ask me? Aren't you the Hokage? No, over the years, every time you encounter this trouble, why do you come to me? You are obviously the Hokage." Dave held the document in his hand, Asked doubtfully.

"You also said that the Hokage is the face of a village. The Hokage only needs to patrol the streets in the village and call comrades, good comrades, thank you for your hard work, and leave the things in your hands to the people below. So I found you, is there any problem? ?No problem," Danzo said calmly.

"...Danzo, you will regret it..."

"Dave, I am the Hokage"

...

"In recent years, Konoha has basically been dominated by the Uchiha and Senju families. The Hyuga clan was originally very big, but Hamura-senpai asked them to keep a low profile, so they didn't participate in this matter. The other small clans were a little unhappy. They want to improve their reputation and treatment. Every time people in the ninja world mention Konoha, they use the words Uchiha and Senju." Dave said speechlessly while looking at the document in his hand.

"How can we find you with all this nonsense?" Kakuzu asked with his hands pointed at the milk powder in confusion.

"I asked the students from the families who were in the ninja school. These families originally planned to unite directly to discuss with the Senju and Uchiha clan, but... the leader of the Senju clan is me, and the leader of the Uchiha clan It's the mirror... they don't dare"

"I don't understand. I'm such a gentle, kind, well-educated and well-spoken Konoha good people. Why are they afraid of me?" Dave sighed.

"Haha, have you forgotten how you got the Kato clan?" Kakuzu sneered, not a word of what this guy said could be heard.

...

The Kato clan had this idea a few years ago, but instead of looking for the Hokage, they went directly to find Dave.

When Dave saw them visiting, he welcomed them.Later, they revealed their purpose and wanted to marry the Senju clan, and their target was Tsunade.On their side is a young man named Kato Dan.

Dave politely declined.He said that this was Tsunade's business and he had no right to interfere.The leader of the Kato clan said that as long as our parents don't interfere, Tsunade, they will let Kato get the chase.

Dave was already very angry at that time, but he didn't want to quarrel with each other, so he let them go first and said that there was no way I would agree to this.Later, Tsunade came to his house for dinner and said that she was often harassed by that young man. One time, Tsunade even came out of the public toilet and the guy squatted in front of the women's toilet...

This Dave didn't care about that much, he went directly to the Kato clan, and in front of everyone in the Kato clan, he disabled the Kato clan leader and the Kato Dan...

The Kato clan knew that they could no longer stay in Konoha, so they ran away to the capital of the Land of Fire overnight and became a noble clan there.

Dave can't control the capital of the Fire Nation, but there are people who can. Tsunade's parents are still there. You're harassing their daughter like this. Do you think they can let you go?

I heard that the Kato clan is currently living in a small country...

"The Kato clan deserves it. I'm still a good person, okay?" Dave was speechless.

"Then I went to find Danzo, and finally Danzo found you, right?" Kakuzu understood immediately.

"Well, as for the salary, we have agreed with Danzo. From now on, those members of the family will have more places to work in our company." Dave said calmly.

"Don't we have to pay more wages?" Kakuzu asked unhappily.

"As for the labor force, more of them means less, less of them means less. And it's not like they are prostitutes for free." Dave was speechless.

"So, what are you going to do to increase your reputation?" Kakuzu continued to ask.

"As for this, I already have an idea."

"what idea?"

...

The next day, in the Internet cafe...

"Madara, come on, come on, fight against the Ninja Alliance," Hashirama shouted happily.

"What's so good about the Ninja Alliance? There are so many ninjas going back and forth, and we're all tired of it." Madara waved his hand.

"The new season is updated today. I heard there are several more heroes and dozens of skins."

"So many?" Madara asked doubtfully.

Madara opened the official website of the Ninja Alliance and checked out the new ninjas. Two of them made Madara's eyes light up.

New Ninja: Moonlight Hayate.

Introduction: Moonlight Hayate, Hayate is an indomitable man and an agile swordsman who can use the power of wind to kill enemies. He is a rare genius of the Moonlight clan in a hundred years.

Passive: Way of the Wind: The critical strike chance of the blast is doubled.Additionally, the blast builds up a shield as it moves.The shield triggers when he takes damage from heroes or monsters.

Q Skill: Swift Slash: A non-targeted normal attack.After two successful slashes, the third slash will create a whirlwind that knocks enemies away.This skill can be used in combination with the E skill.

W Energy Saving: Way of Wind: Hayate uses powerful wind escape to understand and uses wind to form a barrier that can block any flying props.

E Skill: Happy Wind: Rush in front of a local unit.Each unit can only be charged once within three seconds.

R skill: Secret Sword. Moon Shadow: Moonlight used the secret technique to rush to a unit that was knocked into the air and dealt multiple blows to the unit.Within two seconds after landing, every time Hayate's E skill rushes into a unit, it will leave an afterimage on the unit. The afterimage will perform the Q skill on the unit, which will only cause 30% of the damage to the unit.Then it will disappear.Moreover, the E skill within two seconds has no CD.Afterimage's Q skill will also stack the number of successes for the blast itself.

"This ninja looks pretty good." Madara opened the ninja combat video and his eyes lit up when he saw the figure constantly sprinting and swaying in the line of soldiers.

"What do you think, Hashirama?" Madara then asked Hashirama aside.

Hashirama didn't answer Madara, but looked at the video of Hayate's heroic battle with his eyes shining brightly.

...

Madara didn't know why, but he suddenly felt a little scared...