Konoha's Crazy Dave

The result of this battle was that George's side won...

Even if Jue used that move in the end, George had too many troops...

This time the Zetsu kept their promise and completely withdrew from the Konoha pit stage.

This makes George feel a little different. Hei Jue has been fighting with him for decades, but he just let him go?

Silence has returned to Konoha...but the ninja world has become turbulent...

In the ninja world, there are four major ninja villages, and some other small villages. Some strange things have happened in the small country recently...

Yunyin Village...

"Lord Raikage, today's work ends here..." Raikage's assistant said with a smile while holding a pile of documents...but suddenly he looked troubled...

"What's wrong? Shouldn't you be happy that it's over? Phew~ It's finally over," the Sandaime Raikage put down the pen in his hand and said with a tired face.

"But... there is one more thing... it's not a big deal... but the impact has been a bit big in the past few days... we have to pay attention..." the assistant looked a little ugly and said intermittently...

"What's the matter? Tell me." Raikage smiled and asked nonchalantly.

"In Yunyin Village... every household, all the latrines... were all... brutally murdered? Hmm... this word should work... to put it simply, it means all the filthy things in all the latrines of every household... all... Everything was gone overnight... Some villagers even got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. As he was pulling... there was a pair of white hands holding it... "The assistant guarded with a trembling voice...

"...Next time, can we talk about such heavy food in the daytime...I'm going to have dinner soon," Raikage said, patting his forehead with a headache...

I was thinking about what to eat just now... Now that you say that... I have completely lost my appetite...

"The villagers were completely frightened. In fact, the villagers' opinions were not the biggest. The villagers were willing to clean the manholes for free... The biggest objections were the staff who made a living by pulling excrement... They have all been unemployed for several days... and now they are all making trouble..." the assistant hurriedly continued...

"...Send someone to find out what's going on..." Lei Ying was speechless... There are such things, what can he say?

"No ninja is willing to go... When it was not this serious before, I also asked some ninjas to check, but no ninja was willing..."

"...Is there no one in Cloud Hidden Village? I am such a big village, and there is no one who can even deal with such a trivial matter?!" Raikage shouted, patting the table.

"I can't say there isn't one... to be precise, there should be one," the assistant hurriedly explained.

"Which brave man? I want to commend him! Hum hum, just say it, there are still people in our Hidden Cloud Village!" Raikage's face looked better.

"... He once encountered the Uchiha Horrible Dung. And he was the only ninja who survived completely normally after confronting the Uchiha Horrible Dung, except for the demigod Hanzo. He had long ago So he retired and farmed at home. He heard about this a few days ago and expressed his willingness to take the lead... He has even faced the horrible dung of Uchiha... The mere latrine incident is nothing. "

"...This is an old man...and a warrior..." Raikage said with a sigh...

...

Cloud Hidden Village is just one of the victims, other ninja villages also encountered such things...

Sunagakure Village immediately said that it must be Konoha's fault.Even though all the latrines in the ninja world were brutally attacked, Konoha is living well. Is it possible that the average person in Konoha has hemorrhoids?Don’t you have a poisonous hand to pick up your shit?

Danzo is so angry, why can he throw any nonsense at the head of Konoha? It has nothing to do with Konoha.

After Danzo received the report, he immediately said that we in Konoha mainly have dedicated personnel responsible for the latrines of each household. They are very professional and dedicated, so this kind of thing will not happen. It must be your village's responsibility for the latrines. Insufficient attention to this little thing led to this appalling thing happening.

Danzo said this and received great praise. Yes, Konoha is fine because their Hokage was meticulously concerned about such a small matter as a latrine and took corresponding measures, so Konoha is fine.Something happened to your four major villages. Do your four shadows have to work for a living?

This made Siying so angry that instead of throwing the pot out, soup was all over him...

Dave's house...morning...

The family was sitting happily at the dining table eating breakfast..

Dai Yue turned on the TV and turned on the morning news.

"Dai Yue, why do you still like to watch the news?" Dave asked in surprise.

"Grandpa said that when you become Hokage in the future, you must pay attention to all things in the ninja world, and then take corresponding measures," Dai Yue explained.

"...Your grandpa said he wanted you to be Hokage?" Dave almost choked...

"No, my grandfather said I was too young. What he meant was that I would graduate in one year, become the second-in-command of ANBU in two years, complete 100 S-level missions in three years, and let me become Hokage directly in four years."

"Cough cough cough cough..." Dave got stuck while eating...

"Eat slowly, Dai Yue, then you have to work hard and don't live up to your grandfather's expectations." Yue Mei helped pat Dave on the back and said to Dai Yue with a smile.

"Yeah, mother. But grandpa said...well...Grandpa Madara agrees, Grandpa Hashirama agrees, Grandma Mito agrees, Hagoromo-senpai agrees, Hamura-senpai agrees, Kaguya-senpai also agrees...and... (Etc.)....Four years later, even if none of the above are achieved...they can still make me Hokage..."

"Cough cough cough cough... stop talking... watch TV..." Dave's face turned even paler...

"Morning news, it's 7 o'clock in the morning. The hard-working people in the ninja world have started their busy life. I am your announcer, Uchiha Shanshan."

"Now let's report the first news. Within the ninja world, all the latrines in the four major ninja villages, including Konoha, including other villages and countries, have been brutally murdered. Is this the loss of humanity or the loss of morality? Please pay attention."

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After waiting for more than ten advertisements...

Dave looked speechless... Even though he said not to get involved in so many advertisements, this character still refuses to change his ways.