Konoha's Crazy Dave

Over the Ferris wheel...

"Madara...which...when can he go down..." Hashirama's body was trembling, his head buried in Madara's abdomen, and he asked tremblingly while holding Madara's thigh.

He originally thought that he would be fine if he climbed up to the Big Buddha before, but when he got up, he found that he was wrong... He used to go up to the Big Buddha just to fight, and had no intention of paying attention to the bottom. It's different now...

"...Let go" The veins on the spot's head popped out slightly...

"No...when will this thing go down..." Hashirama shook his head quickly and buried his head deeper...

Just when Madara was about to use physical means to get Hashirama down...

"Didi Yaoren service reminds you that you have a new order"

"Madara, I have to go to work. I'm sorry, I can't accompany you!" Hashirama stood up and looked at the sky with a serious face and said in a deep voice.

Madara looked dumbfounded...

Then Hashirama violently pushed open the door of the small room, jumped down, and disappeared here with a few flips and teleportation techniques...

Misty Village...

"Loquat Juuzang, hum, are you sure you want to fight me?" an eleven or twelve year old boy asked, looking disdainfully at the boy in front of him.

"Muuri Jinpachi, you are a little crazy today. Are you confident?" Juzo asked with a sneer.

"Hmph, I might as well tell you that a good brother of my Kirigakure Anbu came back today after completing his mission. He is opposite the school after school. Do you dare to come?" Jinpachi snorted and laughed.

"Shaking people? Am I afraid of you?" Juuzang looked disdainful, but in fact he was panicking...

There is a good big brother in the Jinpachi ANBU, but he doesn’t have one... He is just a commoner named Ichigakure, where can he find a good big brother...

The two returned to their respective classes. Juuzang quickly took out his mobile phone and quickly opened an app called Didi Yaoren...

Didi Yaoren app, when you encounter any danger or force situation, please open the app and send a signal anytime and anywhere. Within a radius of [-] miles, the gold medal thugs who receive the signal will take the order and send it as quickly as possible. Rushing to you.

In addition, if it is about any task, war, etc. between any two countries, villages, the thugs have the right to refuse this service.If there are political matters in various countries and villages involved, and if any problems arise and are solved manually, Kidney Love Company will not have any obligation or responsibility to solve these.

Name: Senjubashima

Faction: Konoha (free, no political concerns)

Strength: Any strength is acceptable.

The rating is 70%, the gold medal three-star thug is always on call.

Seeing this thug, Juuzang's eyes lit up, and he immediately placed an order and made an appointment until school was over in the afternoon.

Hashirama: Hello, I am Hashirama, your gold medal fighter for this appointment. Do you have any requirements for me?

Client: Wear something that shows off your domineering attitude. When you come here, the more slouched you are, the better. It’s better to have a cigarette in your mouth. Yes, yes, and what else? Because we’re going to fight in a group, it’s best to speak as wildly as possible. .

Seeing the message from the customer, a smile appeared on Hashirama's face. Looking at this, they must be those eleven or twelve-year-old children. That would be easy.There will be no fight at that time. Normally for this kind of list, he would just go there and say harsh words, and then the two children would be fine if they each say harsh words.

Hashirama likes this kind of order very much. He doesn't have to fight and he still gets money. It kills two birds with one stone.Basically 70% of his positive reviews come from this.

At ten minutes after school in the afternoon, at the gate of Kirigakure Ninja School...

"Juzang, are you the only one? Didn't you say that you also have a good big brother coming? Where are you, a good big brother? Are you scared away by my big brother's reputation?" Jinpachi looked at the individual in front of him. Juuzang asked with a disdainful smile.

"It's this kid Jinpachi, let's just do it. My ANBU has something to do at night," a young man standing next to Jinpachi said calmly.

Juuzang looked at the two people in front of him expressionlessly, feeling extremely panicked. Why didn't the thug come yet? It was almost timeout.Isn't he a gold medal three-star thug?

"Pah...pah..." Just when the young man was about to take action, a dragging sound sounded...

"Hey, Juuzang, someone is bullying you." A ruthless voice came from behind Juuzang...

"Brother, you're here!" Juuzang breathed a sigh of relief and turned around with a happy face.

Then... I was dumbfounded...

"Well, I'm here. Oh, my name is Mu Li Jinpachi?"

A man with long hair, his hair tied into braids, wearing a vest and a coat, holding a cigarette in his mouth, wearing large pants on his legs, his hands in his pockets, and a leather bag between his arms. He was wearing drag strips on his feet, and the hair on his legs was like a pair of black pants. He looked at the people in front of him with a ferocious expression and asked...

"Uh...brother...you..." Juuzang looked dumbfounded...

"Little brother, do you want to follow Xizi? Thousand Hands Red Double Happiness," asked the street runner Hashirama, taking out a pack of Thousand Hands Red Double Happiness from the leather bag on his arm.

"..It can't be done." Juuzang shook his head quickly..

"You...who are you..." When the young man saw this battle, he was so frightened that he couldn't even speak...

"Who am I? It's okay for you to touch my little brother without even asking who I am?" Hashirama asked with his mouth tilted and a cigarette in his mouth.

"I...how do I know who you are..." the young man swallowed and asked in a trembling voice.

"If you encounter a tiger on the way up the mountain, you will not be able to make the decision in this society."

"The colorful world is charming, but if you don't have the strength, don't show off"

"It's hot and my temper is irritating. If I don't smile, don't make trouble."

"Konoha Kirigakure Street, asking who is the father"

"I, Qianju Zhuzhu, do you understand?" Zhuzhu clapped his hands and asked, tilting his neck.

.....

The domineering aura of kings instantly impacted the minds of the three of them... They are all honest members of the ninja world... When have they ever seen such a battle...

"You...don't be scary! I'm telling you! Believe it or not, I'll call everyone in my ANBU over here!"

"Call someone? Okay, I will call someone too."

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