Konoha's Crazy Dave

As the playground gate was opened.

The crowds came in droves...

"Nibble on the base, eat on the base, eat on the base, Uchiha's base, the taste will make you linger. If you are tired from playing in the amusement park, you might as well come to Uchiha's base and eat some fried chicken."

On a street in the amusement park, Tajima was wearing a clown costume, holding a sign with a chewing chip in his hand and shouting expressionlessly.

He still couldn't relax at home, so he found the current patriarch and wanted to arrange a job for him. Jingyi heard that this was the ancestor of the two generations before him, and he was very respectful.

So just...

"Chew the base, come and eat the fried chicken."

...

"Hey, Tajima, you can't do this." Buddha came over and laughed at Tajima's behavior.

"... Thousand-Armed Buddha Room... You give it to me? 氵... Do you want to come and eat your dick..." Just when the curse words were about to come out, he suddenly thought of his wife's explanation... uh ..Have a good attitude..Everyone who comes is a customer...

"No, no, I'm not hungry, hahahaha, it's such a pity that I didn't bring my mobile phone, otherwise I would have taken a photo of you and used it as a screen saver on my mobile phone, hahahaha" Fojian laughed wildly.

"...Thousand-Armed Buddha...Don't bully others too much!" The sign in Tajima's hand was slowly pinched and cracks appeared...

"Oh, that's all, go find my great-granddaughter." Buddha waved his hands and prepared to leave.

"Some old people know how to trouble their children and grandchildren at home every day. They don't have any sense of shame. Look at me. I don't want to cause trouble to my children. I go out to help the clan. Those old people If you don't die, you can just wait at home and wait to die," Tajima said with a groan.

"...Uchiha Tajima, what do you mean!"

"What do you mean? Are you asking me? What did I say just now? Well... I didn't seem to say anything about you just now. Are you... feeling guilty?" Tajima snorted and sneered. It can be regarded as a win back.

"Oh, it's true that it's troublesome for children and grandchildren, but some old guys don't even have children or grandchildren. Tsk, it's so shameful to come out and yell about gnawing on your dick when you're old and can't enjoy the happiness of your family."

"In the room of Thousand-Armed Buddha!"

"Uchiha Tajima!"

...

"Mai crotch crotch, Mai crotch crotch, Mai crotch crotch, Senju Mai crotch!"

"Kick it, bite it, bite it, Uchiha bite it!"

"Wheat crotch!"

"Bite the base!"

Well.. In order to compete with Tajima, Buddhama bought the storefront opposite Kikiji. Well, Senju Mai Crotch came out.

There is no sound in this street now, just the shouts of two people...

"Auntie, come and eat Jijiji. The fried chicken in Mai Crotch uses dead chicken. Tsk, it's not bankrupt yet. It's terrible." A man finally walked up the street, and Tajima caught him. As soon as he got the chance, he ran forward and said with a smile.

"Auntie, don't listen to his nonsense. Our fried chickens are all properly raised chickens. They are very fragrant and even ooze oil when you cut them." Fo Jian was shocked and let him take a step ahead, and then hurriedly followed.

"Yeah, it's oily even when I cut it. What oil? Your hair must be oily. You haven't washed your hair in a few days." Tajima said with a smile, looking at Buddha's flowing hair.

"You know what the heck, my name is Rejoice, come on, come on, smell it, I just washed my hair today."

"That...that...that...I...I'm just here to sweep the toilets..."

...

In front of the [-]-meter-high Ferris wheel...

"Minato... this... this looks so high... let's... let's go back, shall we... let's play with that spinning toad?" Little Kushina looked at the [-]-meter-high Ferris wheel, her legs straight. Shiver...

"Kushina, don't you want to see the scenery from above?" Minato asked with a gentle smile.

"Don't... don't... I'm afraid..." Little Kushina quickly shook her head...

"Don't be afraid, I'm here and I'm with you. If you're scared when you get up there, just cover your eyes quickly, okay?" Little Minato gently took Kushina's hand and said softly.

"Um..."

Dave, who saw this scene over there, was amazed. He was indeed a little yellow haired man, he looked like me back then.

"Tsunade... let's not go, okay... it's so high... I... I'm scared..." Jiraiya on the side couldn't even look up at the Ferris wheel, he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to stand up. , The thighs holding Tsunade were trembling... Hmm... Good legs... Very long legs... I just don't know if they are white or not...

"Isn't this what you invited me to do? Why are you still scared?" Tsunade asked speechlessly, looking at Jiraiya hugging his thigh.

"It's so high... I wasn't this high when I was practicing celestial arts on the top of Mt. Miaomu..." Jiraiya swallowed and said with a trembling voice.

"Let's go, people are starting to check the tickets." Tsunade was speechless and prepared to go up.

"If you don't go, I won't go. You go, you go." Jiraiya quickly let go of Tsunade's thigh, shaking his head like a rattle.

"Idiot, let's go!"

"Help! Murder! The bald man killed someone in the bright sunshine! This is not even covered up! Security! Where is the Uchiha security! Where is your patrol officer! Help!!!"

Looking at Jiraiya being dragged away by Tsunade, Dave shook his head speechlessly, the gap...

On the Ferris wheel...

"Are Konan scared?" Kakuzu looked at Konan in his arms and asked with a smile.

"Don't be afraid...Dad...she's so beautiful," Xiao Nan said as she looked at the ground through the transparent glass, her eyes filled with little stars.

"Well, it's fine if Xiaonan likes it." Looking at the happy Xiaonan, Kakuzu and Nanxue looked at each other and smiled.

Kakuzu felt a little sick in his heart... A trip out cost another several hundred taels... That damn Dave, he was also a financial manager, and he didn't even give him an internal ticket to the amusement park.

A ticket costs 100 taels, so you’re stealing money.

"Dad, do you know what a detonating talisman is?" Xiaonan asked suddenly after looking at the scenery for a while.

"How do you know this thing?" Kakuzu asked doubtfully.

"Two days ago, when my mother and I went shopping, we met Brother Dai Yue who was begging for food. He gave me a note and said it was a gift. Well... I gave it to my mother. Dad, can you buy me some more? , I looked at that explosive charm, it’s so beautiful,” Xiaonan asked cutely with her big green eyes twinkling.

"One detonating talisman costs one thousand... Daiyue... OK, I'll go talk to Dave later." Kakuzu's green eyes also flashed with a faint green light...