Konoha's Crazy Dave

Dave looked at the angry little girl in front of him speechlessly.

"Uncle Dave, why do they both have cock-headed snake organizations and kidney deficiency? I want it too!"

"...Okay, from now on you will be the captain of the D-Men organization under the Alliance of Fathers, a branch of the Akatsuki organization..."

"Why is it called Organization D?"

"...I hope you can grow to D in the future"

"Uncle Dave, you're going to make fun of me!"

Seeing Tsunade leaving happily, Dave jumped down from the tree, rubbed his belly and smiled helplessly... This little Tsunade is getting stronger and stronger...

I don't know if that boy Jiraiya can grasp it.

Alas, Dave sighed and took out two bills from his arms. Uncle Dave can only help you so much.

afternoon...

Jiraiya happily ran towards Konoha's Shukaku Casino...

"Tsunade! Tsunade! Are you free this afternoon? I'll take you to play! I'm treating you!" Jiraiya shouted as soon as he ran into the casino.

"Tsunade? Who is Tsunade? Oh, my granddaughter, my granddaughter is not here." "Senju Hashirama" on the other side of the gambling table looked up at Jiraiya and said.

"...Grandpa Hashirama, why are you here?" Jiraiya looked at Hashirama in confusion and asked.

"I...as the First Hokage of Konoha, it is normal for me to patrol the village every day," 'Hashirama' said calmly.

"That's it, hehe, thank you for your hard work."

"Hurry up, Hashirama, it's your turn to place your bet. Hum, you already owe 500 million, do you want to continue?" Just when Jiraiya was about to leave, one of the gamblers at Hashirama's gambling table was full. Said with a smile on his face.

"...No, no, let's go here today. My granddaughter's friend came to see me." Hashirama waved his hand quickly...

Before Jiraiya could react, Hashirama took his hand and ran out...

In the alley outside...

"Grandpa Hashirama, what's wrong with you?" Jiraiya asked doubtfully.

"Hashirama, you uncle, bah bah bah bah bah, I am Tsunade, can't you see!" Tsunade realized that she had said the wrong thing and hurriedly covered her mouth.

"...I can't tell..." Jiraiya shook his head in confusion...

"..Why are you coming to me? Damn it, if it weren't for you, I would have killed everyone at the gambling table today and even won the opponent's pants!" Tsunade snorted twice and changed back to her original appearance. Sample.

"Hey, look! What is this!" Jiraiya smiled mysteriously, took out two tickets from his waist and handed them to Tsunade.

"Uchiha Amusement Park? Didn't they just open today? Where did you get the tickets?" Tsunade asked, looking at the tickets in her hand.

"You don't need to worry about this. I have great powers. I can get two tickets to the amusement park at once. Isn't that what you need?" Jiraiya touched his nose and smiled wildly.

"...Forget it, let's go take a look. Uncle Dave said that this playground is specially prepared for teenagers and children. I don't know what it is." Tsunade shook her head.She didn't believe Jiraiya's nonsense.

"Walk!"

The Uchiha Clan...

Today's Uchiha clan has a very good reputation in the village. Their location is located on the side of Konoha's central square, across the street from the Senju clan.

Because of the impartial law enforcement of the Uchiha Police Department, the Uchiha clan has always been very lively, and enthusiastic villagers come to report crimes every day. However, compared to before, the place today is even more lively.

"Hey, Madara, what do you think that amusement park is for? Why is the red curtain behind your clan so high? It's half higher than Hokage Rock." Hashirama today is different from the past. He was called here by Madara, eh , it’s not that he called Madara.

"You'll find out later. Don't be so scared that you can't get down." Madara smiled mysteriously.

"Tsk, am I afraid of heights?" Hashirama smiled disdainfully.Just kidding, the giant Buddhas he usually drives are taller than this one, is he still afraid of this?

A few minutes later, the entire amusement park square was filled with people. Seeing that the time was up, Uchiha Kagami stepped onto the wooden platform.

"Welcome villagers to Uchiha Playground. Uchiha Playground!" Jing said slowly, thinking about the lines he had memorized that morning.Then he looked at Uchiha Fugaku who was following him.

"Uchiha Playground!"

...

"Uchiha Playground!" Kagami kicked Fugaku in the butt.

"...Uncle Jing...Do I really want to say this..." Fugaku asked a little aggrievedly.

"Do you want to show off in front of your Uncle Dave? Your Uncle Dave brought Mikoto to play today."

"Uchiha Playground, I give you loving company and loving care. I am Uchiha Fugaku, and I represent Uchiha Playground. Uchiha Playground is fun, fun, really fun. I have already fallen in love with it~ Why don’t you leave, okay~”

...

Dave looked at Little Fugaku above and felt a chill... He was even more determined to keep a safe distance of [-] meters between Little Mikoto and this guy...

"Dad... Brother Fugaku is so silly, giggle." Little Mikoto was held in Dave's arms, giggling.

"He does look like an idiot...Wait a minute?? How do you know his name is Fugaku?" Dave immediately caught the blind spot and asked quickly.He remembered that he had been looking at Mikoto, and they had never met each other, so how did she know.

"Fugaku is a pretty good kid. Every day when you are still working, Dai Yue will bring Fugaku and several of his friends to play at home after school. Mikoto also likes to play with him. The little guy and Fugaku play together every day. I'm very happy, Dai Yue, the older brother, is even jealous." Yue Mei, who was holding Dave's hand, said with a smile.

"...His grandma's house was robbed. Damn it. Where's that boy Dai Yue? Do you think his ass will bloom today?" Dave's heart suddenly became angry. The house was almost completely robbed, but in the end he found out that He was brought here by his own son.

"Dai Yue, didn't you let him experience life again today? How is his study in your company?" Yue Mei asked doubtfully.

"Oh... I remembered... Yes, he studied very well. Let him experience it for a few more days and let him know that it is not easy for parents to make money."

"You are too strict with Dai Yue, he is still a child."

"Hmm...a kid who blew up the teaching building and just farmed Kirigakure"

On Konoha Plaza Street...

In front of Ichiraku Ramen...on a tattered blanket...

"Brothers and sisters, aunties and uncles, please give me some."

"What a pitiful little beggar... I'll give you a bowl of noodles." Kaguya came out of the back kitchen and gave this ragged little beggar a bowl of hot noodles.

"thanks, thanks..."

There are still tens of thousands short of the [-] silver taels that my father ordered. Well, it's almost over. I can go home soon.

While eating noodles, the little beggar looked at the money in the bowl and thought happily...