Konoha's Crazy Dave

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"Madara, come to the gate of Kirigakure Ninja School and help support the situation." Seeing the ANBU young man going over there to make a call, Hashirama also took out his mobile phone and called Madara.

"...I don't have time to go now. In this case, you can ask Izuna to go. He is fine now." Madara said without any emotion in his tone.

"Izuna, that's fine. I'll call Tobirama over just in time. Alas, it's not easy to be a thug. You have to call people, so that's it. By the way, what are you busy with there?" Over there Hashirama asked helplessly with a sigh.

"Madara, didn't I give you a meal at noon? Can you shout louder! The old guy in the Buddha Room across the way is louder than you!"

"Eat the base, eat the base, Uchiha, eat the base! Come on, Uchiha, eat the base!"

Hashirama heard this voice and hung up the phone silently. Just now his father Buddhama was calling him over, but luckily he didn't go...

Then, Hashirama called Izuna and explained how they should dress and what to say...

After a few minutes...

"Then what, Senju Pillar, right? Where is the person you called? There won't be anyone, right?" The ANBU young man looked at the group of friends behind him and felt confident in his heart. He looked at Hashirama with disdain and asked.

"Classic Quote: I shoulder the resistance, don't be arrogant in front of me"

"...Can you speak normally? Where is the person you called?!" The young man had blue veins popping up on his head. Where did this weird thing come from...

"Don't be too arrogant as a person, or be careful of getting stabbed in the back."

"What the hell...where is the person you called?!!"

"The sword is not sharp and the horse is too thin. How can you fight with me?"

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The young man didn't want to talk...how could this guy be so weird...

"Do it!" The young man waved, and a group of friends behind him were also about to take action...

"Brother, we are here!" At this time, two more shouts rang out from the field.

Everyone looked towards the direction where the sound came from...

I saw a man with short black hair and a man with white hair. They were wearing the same clothes as the Senju Zhuzi in front of them. They also had a cigarette in their mouths. However, the only difference was that they did not have any pants.

"Hey, Quanzi, Feizi, you're here, are you coming to Genxizi?"

"No, I can't get used to smoking. I'd better smoke Dave Huazi, Huazi, Huazi?" Qianju Feizi took out a box of Dave Huazi from the leather bag between his arms.

"How about Tazi? I smoked other cigarettes until my throat got louder. Uchiha Hongtashan, how about Tazi?" Uchiha Izumi took out a box of Uchiha Hongtashan from the leather bag held between his arms.

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The young man looked at two more people who suddenly appeared, and everyone was dumbfounded. What kind of society is this in the ninja world now... Where did these three people come from?

"Brother, is this the group of people in front of you?" Qianju Feizi asked, pointing to the group of people in front of him.

"Well, that's right, but I'm not afraid of you. There are only three of you, but there are dozens of us!" The young man plucked up his courage and said in a trembling voice.

"Don't go too far as a person, and don't make mistakes when doing things. Life will inevitably have its ups and downs, but you still have to take control of it. Even if life is bitter, we have to walk through it with a smile." Zhu Zhu said

"You can slap me in the face, or you can tell me to get away, but don't forget the insidiousness of my eldest brother before he became a criminal." Quanzi said

"If I don't laugh, don't make trouble. If I give you face, you have to take it!" Feizi said

Juzo, Jinpachi, young people's world view today has been greatly impacted...

"...Move...Do it!" The young man was so frightened by this momentum that he could not speak steadily. He quickly waved his hands and shouted.

"Do it?"

The chakra momentum of the three people spread out, and the coats on their upper body vests were instantly blown away.

"Then what...I...should we take action..." A group of friends behind the young man asked tremblingly as they looked at the three people in front of them.

I saw three people with tattoos on their big arms, six big flowered arms. A bunch of people were frightened by this huge momentum...

Uh...this is the tattoo sticker that costs five pieces of silver on Konoha Street...

"Brother, let's settle today's embarrassing debt when we go back." Tobirama's cold voice reached Hashirama's ears.

"Well, Hashirama, you have to give me an explanation, otherwise I'll tell Uncle Fojian to let you go to the playground and call Mai Crotch like my elder brother," Izuna said in the same voice.

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"Hit? Beat me! Run!"

A few minutes later, looking at the group of people escaping in a hurry, Zhuzhu smiled. Today's list of dealers was completed.

"Kid, the shaking service you ordered has ended. I am Senju Hashirama. Remember to give me a five-star review." Hashirama squatted down and looked at Juuzang in front of him and said with a smile.

"Yeah," Juuzang nodded excitedly.

"Let's go, Toizi, Izumi, bah, Tobirama, Izuna. Wait a minute and find the coat that flew away just now. It's made of wool! It's so expensive!!" Hashirama shook his head helplessly. .Suddenly I thought of the coat that flew away...

Just when the three of them were about to leave, Juzo quickly called Hashirama...

"That...Uncle Hashirama...I...I...can I be like you..." Juuzang lowered his head and asked.

"Why do you want to be like us?" Hashirama asked with a smile.

"Don't be bullied by others." Juuzang raised his head with firm eyes.

"Aren't you going to be bullied by others? The ninja world... still has a long way to go. Here, this book is for you. I hope it can be helpful to you." Hashirama sighed and took it out of his arms. He handed the book to the young Juuzang.Then the three of them left here...

Looking at the three people leaving, he thought of the scene just now and looked at the book in his hand... A seed was planted in the heart of the young Juzo...

"The Self-cultivation of Street Slipper" author: Qianju Dave.

In the evening, at Loquat Shizang's house...

"Juzang, why did you come back so late today?" Seeing Juuzang returning home so late, Juuzang's father asked in confusion.

"The young man's temperament is as fierce as a wolf, and he beats his chest with passion."

"??? What do you look like!" Juuzang's father was dumbfounded.

"If the east is not bright and the west is bright, whatever your father is like, I will be like that"

"? Treason!"

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On a Kirigakure night, a child's howl kept coming from a warm family.