Konoha's Crazy Dave

The two of them hurriedly left after eating. It was too dangerous...

Kaguya was excited, finally!She finally learned how to cook a delicious meal!She was so happy that she did not forget the busy Shou Da over there, and stayed to help Shou Da.

The two of them have been busy all day long...men and women work together, working together without getting tired, kneading noodles, cooking noodles, and cutting vegetables by hand.Uh, Kaguya is serving the dishes... Actually, Kaguya also wanted to help, but Tate insisted on doing it by herself.

At night, after finishing his busy work, he breathed a sigh of relief and prepared to close the store door and leave.

"Senior Kaguya, aren't you leaving yet?" Tezuna looked at Kaguya who was still talking to him over there, and asked doubtfully.

"Wait a minute, I want to take two bowls of noodles home for Hagoromo Hamura and the others." One day has passed, and Kaguya's joy has not passed yet...

"Let me help you." Teida smiled helplessly and helped Kaguya prepare two bowls of ramen together.

Tejida was going to Dave's house now, and Kaguya's house was also there, so the two of them left together.

Kaguya looked at the hands shining on the side under the street lamp, and seemed a little dazed again at this moment...

"Senior Kaguya, what's wrong with you?" Tezuna looked at Kaguya and asked in confusion.

"Shou Da, let me tell you a story," Kaguya said slowly after coming back to her senses and looking at the sky.

"Okay" Although Handa was confused, he still nodded.

"Once upon a time, there was a foreign woman who accidentally arrived in a strange country. She was unfamiliar with this country and was a little panicked. On that day, the emperor of the country was out on a parade and met her, and then the two fell in love. After that, he became a daimyo and the woman became pregnant. At this time, other countries launched an attack on this country. Their target was this woman, and people in the country also thought that the woman was a disaster star and believed that she was responsible for the disaster. This country brought war.

The woman said nothing. She only put her hope in her lover, but his lover was too cowardly and wanted to hand the woman over to that country. "Kaguya said calmly. After speaking, a look on Kaguya's face I don't know why I shed a tear.

"In the end, that woman...did she suddenly turn into a master who had been hiding for many years and killed everyone?" Before Kaguya could tell the result, Shou Da said directly.

The sad atmosphere just now was gone in an instant...

"How do you know?" Kaguya asked, stunned.

"Hey, brother Dave told me stories every day when I was a kid. I heard him tell this story before." Shouda smiled and waved his hand.

"...If it were you, what would you do?" Kaguya was speechless.

"Well... I'm not a ninja... I don't have the strength." Tejida shook his head.

Kaguya looked at Hand Beat, was she as cowardly as him?

"But I can call people, Brother Dave, Sakumo, Kimima, Matt Dai, and Uncle Hashirama and Uncle Madara."

...

"What if you can't call someone?" Kaguya was even more speechless...

"Then..."

As Shou Da said, he put his hand into his crotch...

"Fight their crimes with firepower! Protect women! This is the foldable trousers RPG rocket launcher that Brother Dave gave me! The firepower is fierce!" Hand took out an RPG rocket launcher from his crotch.

.....

Okay, the atmosphere is completely ruined...

In the next few days, Kaguya has been helping in the hand-made shop...

Asura at home felt a little confused and found his brother.

"Grandma has been going to the hand-made shop every day these days. Why do you feel a little uncomfortable?" Asura asked Indra doubtfully.

"Do you miss grandma's old meals?" Indra asked calmly.

"No no no no!"

"Look, what are you doing if you're not a bitch?"

...

"Ahem, I mean, grandma has already learned how to make ramen, why is she still making noodles with her hands?" Asura asked with an awkward cough.

"There is indeed something wrong with what you said. However, grandma can do whatever she wants. As long as she is happy, don't think about eating in Huohuo." Indra said speechlessly.

"Just be happy...What if she is happy and finds a grandpa to come back to us?"

"???"

Being so beguiled by Asura, Indra also felt that something was wrong, so the two unemployed people went to the handmade shop every day to check on the situation...

Yuyi went out to eat after get off work at noon that day and came to the hand-made shop.

"Asura, Indra, why are you here?" Yuyi looked at the two people sitting over there and asked doubtfully.

"Uh...Father, we...we are here to eat," Asura said hurriedly in embarrassment when he saw Hagoromo coming.

"That's it, let's get together, hand fight, and give me a bowl of noodles." Yuyi nodded and sat next to Asura.

"Okay, Hagoromo-senpai!" Tejida responded.

The noodles are ready, there is no problem with the noodles, there is no problem with the two sons, and there is no problem with the hand-made noodles. The question is why is my mother serving the dishes here?

Hagoromo looked at Kaguya in front of him with a confused look on his face. It was obvious that he still didn't know what happened.He has been living and eating in the Hokage Building these past few days and has never returned home, so he doesn't know.

"Eat." Kaguya nodded happily as she saw her son coming.

"Why is mother here?" Hagoromo asked quickly as he watched his mother leave and enter the kitchen.

"No, father, do you think hand beating is suspicious or not?" Asura, a very nervous man, brushed off his busy hand beating.

"What's wrong with the hand fight? What a good boy, what's wrong with the hand fight? What I'm asking is why is mother here?" Yuyi was speechless.

"Father, grandma came here to learn ramen. Grandma learned it on the first day. There is no problem. The problem is that mother learned it on the first day. She will come here every day after that. Don't you think it's strange? Huh?" Asura asked with a sly smile.

Indra looked at the guy in front of him and wanted to sever the brotherhood with him... It was so embarrassing...

"Is this weird? How many years have you been learning chakra when you were a child? Your mother wants to get better and better. Is there any problem?" Hagoromo asked doubtfully.

"Oh, father, look, does that hand strike look like the grandfather you told me before, the emperor of the ancestral country?" Asura had no choice but to speak more bluntly.

"Kind of" Hagoromo looked at Handai, it was indeed a bit like it.He hadn't met his father either. He only found out about this when he and his mother were at home a few years ago, and her mother opened up and told him everything.

"But what's the problem? Is there any connection?" Yuyi asked.

...

"Father, do you want to have another father?"

"??? What are you talking about, you treacherous son?"

"Look, that hand spanking will be called Otsutsuki Hand spanking in the future."

"Or what about Ichiraku Otsutsuki?"

Well, Hagoromo was also bewitched.