Konoha's Crazy Dave

In the Hokage Building...

"Hiruzen? Why are you here? Did the police department release you?" Danzo asked in confusion as he watched Hiruzen arrive.

Wasn't Hiruzen arrested yesterday during the police department's anti-pornography operation?

"Ahem, I was released. Don't talk about this or that. I came to see you for business." Hiruzen smiled awkwardly and sat aside.

"Tell me, haven't your ANBU been quite good in recent years?" Danzo shook his head helplessly and asked doubtfully.

"Well, can you improve the salary of ANBU? In recent years, fewer and fewer people have come to ANBU. The salary is too low, and they are no longer attractive. They all go to work in Dave's company. I don't think it was so big back then. The ANBU has hundreds or even thousands of personnel, how majestic it is!"

"What now? The entire ANBU, including the two janitors, has a total of one hundred people. Most of them are older ninjas. They will all retire in a few years. I am really afraid of any ninja who is doing a mission. He was killed by the other party and died of a heart attack. At that time, only me and the two uncles will be left in the entire ANBU." Hiruzen said with great heartache.

"... I have improved your Anbu's treatment last year. Now it is second only to Dave's company. It is at the same level as Mirror's police department. Mirror's police department is only a few hundred years old." Man, compared to him, even though there is a small gap between you and him, it is still pretty good." Danzo picked up a report and said slowly.

"...Is this a small gap??" Hiruzen roared angrily.

"...Ahem... Please be considerate, the Hokage Building really has no money, so I really can't give you a salary increase." Danzo coughed twice in embarrassment.

"No, you have to find a way for me today."

"That's enough Hiruzen, I'm the Hokage!"

"Danzo, you will regret it!"

...

"That's it???" Dave looked at Hiruzen who came to him to cry, with a confused look on his face.

"Yes, your company has the highest salary in Konoha. The screwdrivers in your factory are paid 10000 silver taels a month, including five insurances and one housing fund. As for our ANBU, I, the ANBU chief, only get 8000 silver taels a month. This month I haven't paid off my mortgage yet. How many people have been robbed from our ANBU." Hiruzen burst into tears.

"...It's indeed a bit pitiful..Not even as good as the screwdrivers in our company...But you also have to be considerate, Danzo. After all, my company is private, and your Anbu is a public employee. Since the salary cannot be improved, , you can put some effort into publicity." Dave patted Hiruzen's shoulder and comforted him, "Look at the pitiful child, 8000 taels a month. A few days ago, he asked Dai Yue to experience life and go to the streets. I begged for food and got back 2 silver taels in two days.

Of course, 1 taels of them were given by Yun'er, who spent the whole night with Dave in the Valley of the End that night when Danzo was angry... and 1 taels were given by Tobirama, the grandpa... Originally, Tobirama I wanted to give Dai Yue several million...but I thought Dai Yue wanted to experience life, so I gave him ten thousand.

Now that Dai Yue is thinking about life at home, he begins to wonder if Dave is his biological father... Why does his father not want him after he has a sister... Let him beg for food... This is to wait for him to be kicked out in the future Are you preparing to go out wandering...

"How to improve?" Hiruzen's eyes lit up and he asked hurriedly.

"In this way, I invite you to give a speech at a ninja school or kindergarten, and ask you to go as the ANBU minister. Then you can talk about your ANBU life, the intensity of the mission, and how you can improve and increase your skills. Let’s try to influence your ANBU. Prepare for the future. Then I will go to the forum to post about your ANBU recruitment and promote it more.” Dave thought for a while and said.

"Thank you!" Hiruzen was moved to tears...

the other side..

Orochimaru's home...

"Marumaru, who is that girl in your room? Tell your mother." Liu Shanyu saw a girl walking out of Orochimaru's room in the morning, so he quickly pulled Orochimaru out for questioning.

"...She's not a woman...well...to be precise, she's not a person, uh, she's the Immortal from Ryūchi Cave." Orochimaru thought for a while and said.

"Longdi Cave, isn't it far from our home? It looks good, and it's easy to have children. Do you need your mother to arrange a marriage for you first? Don't worry, our family's betrothal gifts and so on will definitely be indispensable!"

Cold sweat poured down Orochimaru's face...

"Orochimaru! Orochimaru! I have returned from my studies at Mt. Myoboku! Come out quickly to greet me! Be careful that I will spank you in sage mode!" At this time, there was a shouting outside.

Orochimaru's eyes lit up when he heard the voice.

"Well, mother, Jiraiya came to see me. I'm leaving first. You don't have to worry about Ruizinji. She will go back when she has had enough fun." Orochimaru said to Yu and ran out quickly...

"Ruijinji, what a good name, not bad." Yu looked at Ruizinji who was playing with her mobile phone in the room and nodded.

With that said, Jade slowly walked into the room with a motherly smile on her face.

"Hello, I am Orochimaru's mother. You can also call me mother. Ahem, it's a bit too early. Just call me aunt." Jade was a little too excited...

"Hello, aunt, my name is Ruizinji." Ruizinji rolled her eyes, smiled and said a little shyly.

"Hello, hello, how is your relationship with Marumaru? How far has it developed?" Jade asked happily.

"Well...I...didn't I stay here last night..." Ruizinji whispered shyly

"Oh~ I understand, I understand. Auntie will make you a pot of old hen soup to replenish your health!" Yu understood instantly.

"Don't bother, Auntie. I'm in good health, I'm fine," Ruizinji said quickly.

"That's it, then there is something wrong with Wanwan's health."

"???What did you say, aunt?"

"fine"

Orochimaru who was eavesdropping outside the door had a bunch of question marks on his head, where are these?

"What are you doing, Ruizinji?" If you have nothing to do, Yu asked casually when she saw Ruizinji playing with her mobile phone in her hand.

"I'm shopping at Aishenbao, but damn, their express delivery doesn't deliver to Ryujidong. Every time I have to come to Orochimaru to get it," Ruizinji said distressedly.

"Shopping?" When he said shopping, his eyes lit up.

“When shopping, wait until Double 5, when the discounts are the biggest.”

"Double Five?? What is that?" Ruizinji asked doubtfully.

"Double Five means that on May 1th every year, everything sold on Aishenbao will be discounted. Similarly, there are also Double 2, Double 3, Double 12, Double [-], all the way to Double [-], every month. Yes, and it’s extremely cheap!”