Konoha's Crazy Dave

On this day, Danzo looked at the complaint letters sent from various villages in his hand, with a headache on his face...

Most of the subjects of these letters are one sentence, call back that white-haired woman from your village quickly, don't let her disturb the ninja world, you can't find any restaurants in the ninja world now...

Some people knew Kaguya Otsutsuki and knew that she was from Konoha, so they sent a letter to Danzo to get her back immediately.

Danzo doesn't know what to say... He doesn't have the ability, so who is Kaguya... He is nothing in front of Kaguya...

Danzo thought for a while and sent these letters to Dave.

Married with two kids:?What's the meaning?

Light of Konoha: Call Kaguya back, the impact is too great.

Married with two kids: ...she also has to listen to me.

Light of Konoha: I believed you, Dave, then and now.Well, if you can't shout back, I, the Hokage, must be a part of the betting shop you just opened.

Married with two kids:...you bastard

Konoha's Light: I am Hokage.

Married with two kids: I **** you***

Konoha's Light: I am Hokage.

Married with two kids: Go to hell.

Konoha's Light: I am Hokage.

...

Dave now wants to fight Danzo... Can he call Kaguya back?

At this time, Dave's phone vibrated.

Looking at the person who sent the message, Dave had a smile on his face. He had a solution...

Then, Dave called Kaguya.

"Kaguya-senpai, please come back to Konoha," Dave said.

"What are you going back for? I want to learn cooking outside," Kaguya replied calmly.

"... Well, I found a chef in Konoha, and he is a famous chef in Konoha. I have already made an agreement with him, and he is willing to teach you. "Are you learning to cook... I don't know. I have the nerve to point you out, but you are killing someone...

"That's it, okay, I'll go back." Kaguya sounded a little happy and hung up the phone after saying that.

As soon as Dave put down his phone, a white-haired woman suddenly appeared in front of him...

"Fuck...it's so fast, it scares me." Dave was so frightened that he threw his phone away...

"Let's go, where are you?" Kaguya asked excitedly.

Then, Dave led Kaguya to Ichiraku Ramen.

"Brother Dave, why are you here free?" The busy hand behind saw Dave coming and asked happily.

"Um, hands, this is the person who told you to learn your ramen. Well, she will be your apprentice from now on. By the way, here is another miso ramen, I will take it home to eat." Dave pointed Said Kaguya, pointing to the side.

"Okay, Brother Dave." Tate and Kaguya looked at each other and nodded.

Kaguya was a little stunned when she looked at Shou Da. Shou Da was now seventeen or eighteen years old. Although he was not very handsome, he was very handsome.Coupled with working in the kitchen all year round, the whole person looks very energetic.

Kaguya was stunned not because of this, but because she saw the shadow of someone, someone she didn't want to mention again.

"Shoudai, I'll leave first. Remember to come home tonight and see Sakumo and the others." Dave didn't think much about it, picked up the ramen that Shoudai had made, said hello to Shoudai and left.

"Um...ma'am, hello." Tezuna looked at Kaguya in front of him and didn't know what to say. He could only smile to cover up his embarrassment.

"Hello?" Kaguya didn't answer Shou Da, but Shou Da asked again in confusion.

"Uh... um... hello" Kaguya came back to her senses and nodded.

"You're here to learn ramen, come on in, I'll teach you" Shou Da smiled and opened the kitchen door.

Then, Kaguya walked into the kitchen.

"Can you make noodles?" Shou Da asked.

"Kneading noodles... um..." Kaguya remembered the scene where she used to make ramen for Ashura and the others. When making noodles... um... she mistook gunpowder for alkali powder, and then the kitchen exploded... Humph, Hagoromo doesn't know what he's talking about at home every day. There are a bunch of powders and liquids he doesn't recognize at home.I make mistakes sometimes.

"Come on, I'll teach you." There's nothing objectionable about hand-cooking. Since others come to learn, this is a recognition of one's own cooking skills, and one should try his best to teach.

He beat out some flour by hand. It was not yet noon or evening, so there was no one in the store, and he had plenty of time.

The hand-playing was taught step by step, and Kaguya also concentrated on learning it. Although there were some mistakes in the process, the hand-playing was taught carefully.

While cooking noodles, Kaguya felt that the fire was too slow, so she planned to use Fire Release to speed it up.

Tejida quickly stopped Kaguya's terrifying thought... His store was just renovated a year ago...

At this time, the doorbell rang and a guest came.

"Hands! Here are two big bowls of miso ramen. Hehe, grandma is not at home, so the food outside is delicious." Asura shouted towards the inside.

"Asura, senior Indra, welcome, please wait a moment," Shou Dae replied with a smile.

Just when Asura and Indra were sitting on the table and on the glass in front of the kitchen, a figure stood there...

"Damn it! Why is grandma here!" Asura glanced casually and was frightened.

Indra was startled by this figure...

Then, Kaguya brought out two bowls of ramen with a gloomy expression and placed them in front of the two of them.

"I made the ramen, eat it," Kaguya said calmly.With a tone that could not be refused.

"That...grandma...I...I'm not hungry..." Asura tried to escape...

"Aren't you hungry? Why are you coming to the ramen shop if you're not hungry?" Kaguya asked in a solemn voice.

"I...I...yes, um, I'm here to play with the hands! Right, hand fights!" Asura's eyes wandered around, he saw the hand fights over there, and he hurriedly said.

"...I don't know anything." Shou Da scratched his head in embarrassment...

"Give it to me!" Kaguya slapped a hand on the table and shouted.

Yeah, I can't run away...

Asura and Indra looked at each other, as if they were dead, come on, eat!The worst possible outcome is a visit to the gastroenterology department of the hospital!

The two picked up their chopsticks and started to spin them, eating quickly.

As long as I eat it fast enough, I don't know the taste.

"Slow down, don't choke." Seeing the two eating so fast for the first time, Kaguya was also a little happy.

"Huh? No, this tastes wrong!" Asura choked halfway through eating. When he recovered, he felt the taste. Something was wrong. How could this taste be normal?

"How is that possible?" Intoro also slowed down his hand and tasted it carefully. It was indeed wrong.

"You two, what do you mean? Could it be that what I cooked before was not delicious?" But they forgot that Kaguya was there...

"No, no, no, it's as delicious as before!" The two shook their heads quickly...