Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Hmm..." The woman nodded with a complicated expression.

"What's your name?" Tajima asked doubtfully. No wonder she was a woman from the Uchiha clan, so he said. He must have seen this woman, but this woman has never seen him.

"Uchiha Madara...Madara...Madara, um, my name is Uchiha Madara"

...

The exchange ended here. Several people listened to the waiter explaining these things, and gradually understood what they were used for.

"Ten lottery tickets first!" Zhu Mei immediately took out the money and shouted excitedly.

The maximum prize is 3 million taels! !If he had won, he would have delivered a shitty takeaway!

"Let me take one." Banji felt that the lottery was not interesting, so she just bought one first.

Tajima and others also bought one. Anyway, they just came to play and have a look.

They are not poor people like Hashirama, money is just a number to them.

Then, Zhu Mei took ten lottery tickets and sat on the sofa nearby, looking at the TV hanging on the wall with excitement and waiting for the lottery draw.

Compared to lottery tickets, Banji thinks this scratch-off ticket is more interesting.

"A piece of 100 silver taels has a total of nine grids. After scratching, as long as there are three identical patterns on the same line, no matter horizontal or vertical, you will be rewarded with the amount of money in the middle of the three numbers below the pattern, up to 20 million taels. "It's interesting. Let's take 20 pieces first." Banji waved her hand and bought [-] pieces directly.

Then he sat next to Zhumei and started to shave..

Madara Ji and Zhu Mei sat on the sofa with their legs crossed and concentrated on doing their things, forming a beautiful scenery in the betting shop.

Banji's cool black stockings and Zhumei's round, full and dewy look all attracted the attention of a group of LSPs in the betting shop.

Madara was very unhappy with the stares, but when he saw that his father was still there, he couldn't take off his disguise.

Zhumei didn't think so much, she was used to it without him.

Compared with the eyes of those LSPs looking here, a look is also looking here, but unlike these LSPs, his eyes are full of scrutiny and doubt.

"Isn't this Hashirama and Madara? Are they having so much fun now?" Kakuzu recognized these two people at a glance as Madara and Hashirama.

Kakuzu shook his head helplessly, forget it, they had made a good start.What kind of brain does this Dave have? He can even think of such an idea.

Now that Konoha is here, no other village in the ninja world can be left behind.

Then, a smile appeared on Kakuzu's face, and then he left here.

"100 more scratch-off tickets!"

"20 more lottery tickets!"

Hearing two shouts coming from the store behind him, the smile on Kakuzu's face became even bigger.

It's time to take it to other villages.

Sand Hidden Village...

Lie Changbu published an article on the Kidney Love Forum that slandered Konoha's crotch-picking White Ya.

Just after reading those comments that slandered White Teeth about picking up his crotch, Lie had a very happy smile on his face.But when he saw those comments scolding him, Lie felt angry.

After closing the forum and preparing to go out for a walk, he suddenly saw an advertisement appearing in the lower right corner of the computer.

"Konoha Gaming..., what do you mean? What new tricks is Konoha doing?" Lie murmured in confusion, but he still opened the browser and entered this website.

And the moment he entered this website, Lie Neng could clearly feel that his computer was stuck...

After the computer froze for a while, the entire page suddenly became colorful...

The entire website is filled with colorful banners

[Sexy Dutch Official, online licensing, kidney-loving gambling, a century-old enterprise, you are trustworthy]

[Love Kidney Gambling, deposit 1 silver tael and get 10000000 silver taels, exclusive, withdrawable]

[Love Kidney Gambling, deposits and withdrawals start from one silver or two, investment starts from one cent, the reputation is the first, witnessed by millions of people in the ninja world]

Lie looked at the colorful barrage that filled the screen with a confused look on his face....

As a native of the ninja world, he had never seen such a battle before. Can Lie withstand it?

Well, Lie couldn't, he clicked on the advertisement for Sexy Lotus (official online licensing...

...

"Welcome this life-long enemy of Konoha and White Teeth to enter this room. Welcome. There are just enough people now. Let's start~"

Lie looked at the big man on the screen... No matter what he thought, he couldn't associate the word sexy with the big man wearing a vest and having chest hair on the screen...

Lie wanted to close the browser quickly, but found that the browser would not close no matter how hard he tried.

"What's going on??" Lie said with cold sweat pouring down his face as the mouse on his hand almost exploded.

"Sir, please don't make any move to quit. The game has already started. Please place your bets," the big man on the screen said with a smile.

Lie swallowed. Putting his trembling hands on the keyboard, he typed a sentence in the room...

Lie: What kind of sexy person is that? (Where are you?)

"It turns out that sir likes to watch this~ Hmm~" The big man on the screen naturally noticed this sentence and said in a charming tone.

Then the big man suddenly tore open his vest. The ferocious muscles and dense chest hair made Lie want to dig his eyes out. What was even worse was that the big man was still playing with his muscles... Well... this is The word sexy that big men understand...

Lie couldn't stand it any longer, so he unplugged the computer...

The computer screen went black, and Lie let out a breath... He had to slow down... the scene just now... he would definitely not be able to see it for a few days...

At this moment, the computer screen suddenly opened again in Lie's horrified eyes, and he returned to the room... Lie suddenly looked at the socket over there, no, he had unplugged all the power sockets!How come this computer turns on by itself?Damn it, how could he turn it on when there was no power?

"Sir, don't do useless work. The game has already begun. By the way, please don't worry. We will automatically control your computer in the background and use the computer's excess backup energy. Please don't panic."

"what!!!"

...

"What's going on with this big guy? Although I asked you to do that in that advertisement... but how can you make such a big guy with me??" Dave also saw this scene in the background in the company, and looked to the side with a headache. Kakuzu asked.

Kakuzu didn't answer Dave, thinking of the fatal twin rabbits that night... Well... this is what Kakuzu wants the ninja world to feel...

"Isn't he sexy?"

"...Get out of here"