Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Sandaime Kazekage?" Dai Yue looked at the Sandaime Kazekage in front of him and murmured in confusion.

"Be quiet, this is a fairy land, the impact will not be good," Orochimaru said slowly.

"Pfft, don't worry, I will kill you silently." The Sandaime Kazekage burst out laughing when he heard Orochimaru's words. What does this mean, tell me to be quieter?

"Okay, help me take care of my body, Brother Orochimaru, the art of spiritual transformation!" Dai Yue smiled and made a seal on his hand.

Orochimaru caught Dai Yue's body...

So... the Sandaime Kazekage suddenly found that his body was out of control, and then he watched helplessly as he took out a kunai and stabbed his heart.

And just when the kunai was about to pierce the heart, the kunai suddenly slashed downwards without piercing the heart.

"Well, the Sandaime Kazekage can actually struggle. Should I say he is worthy of being a Kage?" Orochimaru over there saw it very clearly.

The art of spiritual transformation relies on spiritual energy, and Dai Yue's age is still a disadvantage.

Dai Yue, who was inside Feng Ying's body, was also a little surprised. She didn't expect that he could still resist.

Feng Ying is about to curse... Where did this thing come from? How can it control people's bodies?It's just that little bit missing, and my heart will be gone.

So... Orochimaru watched the Sandaime Kazekage over there waving his kunai around from time to time. It must be that the two people in his body were competing.

The Sandaime Kazekage was highly concentrated and had been competing with Dai Yue's spirit in his body. At this time, he suddenly discovered that the little kid stopped attacking.

Dai Yue had taken advantage of this opportunity. He seized this gap and directly controlled the body of the Sandaime Kazekage.

Picked up the kunai and stabbed it directly...

Because Dai Yue was also highly concentrated, he could only seize this moment to attack...

Uh... because the two of them were constantly fighting for control of the body just now... waving the kunai around randomly... Dai Yue didn't notice where the kunai was now and stabbed...

Therefore... there was a sound of flesh tearing on the field...

...

Dai Yue returned to his body... and Orochimaru looked at each other...

The Sandaime Kazekage held his crotch and howled in pain, his eyes bloodshot, staring at Dai Yue over there, as if he wanted to eat Dai Yue alive...

Then, the Sandaime Kazekage struggled to free up a hand to form a seal and disappeared here...

"Brother Orochimaru...I said...I didn't mean it...you said...Sandaime Kazekage, will he believe it..." Dai Yue was silent for a while and said slowly.

"... He... She... He... She... It's possible..." Orochimaru replied hesitantly.

"Giggle, giggle, this little guest is becoming more and more likeable the more I look at him. Are you interested in becoming a psychic in our Longdi Cave?" The three immortals behind them asked Dai Yue with smiles.

"Psychic, Longdi Cave? What do you mean?" Dai Yue turned to look at the three of them and asked in confusion.

"Giggle, you don't have to worry about this so much. Come on, sign your name on this. As long as you channel in the future, the three of us will be at your call!" Ruizinji giggled and took out the scroll. .

Orochimaru looked at him and grinned slightly...Why...if I can channel the three of you, I still have to look at your mood?

Is this the difference between people?

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On the other side...Dave's house...

Dave plays with toys with little Meiqin...

"Dad...can I give you a gift~" Little Meiqin rolled her eyes, put her two little hands behind her back and said with a smile.

"Oh? What gift does little Meiqin want to give to dad?" Dave was stunned for a moment, then gently pinched little Meiqin's face.

"No! This... is so cute." Little Mikoto took out something from behind...

Dave was stunned when he looked at what little Mikoto was holding...

"Wow, it's really cute, little Mikoto, do you still have it?" Dave took the hand from little Mikoto and said blankly...

"Dad, you like it. If you like it, little Meiqin has many, many more!" Dave looked at little Meiqin's hands and kept making out this thing and handing it to him.

"Xiao Miqin, besides this, do you have anything else?" Dave was stunned and asked quickly.

"Well... there are some small pieces of wood and twigs, boring." Little Mikoto shook her head.

"Um, little Meiqin, are you feeling unwell now?" Dave looked at the thing in his hand carefully for a while and then asked.

"No, um... Xiao Miqin is a little hungry." Xiao Miqin shook her head, then thought of something and patted her belly.

"Then you go to mom first. Mom is making delicious food in the kitchen. See if there is anything that little Meiqin likes to eat." Dave smiled and pointed to the kitchen over there.

"Okay~" Little Meiqin happily ran towards the kitchen.

Then, Dave took out his cell phone and called Hashirama.

"Hey, Dave, what do you want from uncle?" Hashirama asked panting over there.

"Uh...Uncle, what are you doing over there? There's something wrong with your tone," Dave asked in a daze.

"Oh, I went to Kirigakure Village to deliver food... and I'm still rowing on the sea. What do you want to do with your uncle?" Hashirama explained.

"As for Mikoto-chan, she just gave me a plant. This plant is similar to the plants I have. But the shape is a little different. In addition, she also said that she also has a bunch of small wood and twigs. I doubt it. She also has Wood Release, I want to show you," Dave said.

"What? Okay, I will go back as soon as possible." Hashirama over there was stunned for a moment, then hung up the phone after speaking in a condensed voice.

On the sea...

Hashirama took a small boat... rowing the oars with both hands... I will never come to Kirigakure to deliver food next time... I'm so exhausted...

"Hoo! Charge!"

Zhu Jian swung his oars, and the boat suddenly rushed out on the sea, stirring up waves...

five days later..

Hashirama, who was sallow and skinny, looked at the Konoha gate in front of him, his eyes turned red... He would never go to Kirigakure Village to deliver food next time... wu wu wu...

If he hadn't met a fisherman at sea in the end... Hashirama would have starved to death at sea...

Entering the village, the police guard at the gate almost didn't recognize that this was Hashirama...