Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Bang bang"

"Come on, come on" Dave opened the door...

"What the hell, ghost! Bah! There can't be feudal superstition in the ninja world, no, what the hell is this?" Dave was shocked when he looked at the thin man in front of him.

"I'm your uncle, Dave," Hashirama said with a dark face.Am I scary?You can’t even recognize me?

And the policeman from the police department at the door just now has to go talk to the mirror later. How can this policeman not even recognize me?

"Uh...Uncle...uh...ahem...um...please come in, please come in." Dave was stunned and embarrassed, and hurriedly said.

Then, Dave first gave Hashirama some food... Hashirama looked like this... He had to be hungry for many days to get this...

"Hiccup, you're full, Dave, where's little Mikoto?" Hashirama asked with a burp.

"It's in the house," Dave said.

Then, the two walked into Xiao Miqin's room and looked at Xiao Miqin sleeping soundly on the bed.

Hashirama put his hand on Mikoto-chan's forehead...

"Yes, little Mikoto does have Mudun chakra in her body. Although it is very weak, this is because little Mikoto is too young. Moreover, her chakra is somewhat different from mine. Her chakra The carat is tolerant, and it also contains Dave's Wood Release Chakra similar to yours." Hashirama said slowly after feeling the physical condition of little Mikoto.

"This means that little Meiqin can learn both my Wood Release and your Wood Release in the future?" Dave asked.

"Well, that's right, and there's no danger. It's safe." Hashirama nodded.

...

"What? Mikoto-chan knows wood escape?" Tobirama was stunned for a moment after hearing Dave's words.

"Um, eh? Old father, what are you doing?" Dave asked quickly looking at Tobirama who was getting up.

"I'll go find my elder brother and ask him to write down all the wood escape techniques and the forbidden wood escape techniques."

...

Ever since... Dave once again entered a situation where his daughter could not see him... Well... Tobirama took him with him all day long...

Originally, Dave didn't even think about sending Mikoto to the road of ninja, but now this situation... um...

After hearing this, Dai Yue thought it was a good thing. After all, he could learn ninjutsu with his grandfather. Damn it, he still had to go to school, otherwise he would definitely be stuck with Tobirama every day...

In the hospital in Sunagakure Village...

"Uncle Fengying, be more open-minded, isn't it just that you are missing a xx! You see, I am the same, I am still living well, so, be open-minded, there is nothing that you can't get through, right? "Lie was forced to come here by his mother to comfort Feng Ying...

"...." The Sandaime Kazekage looked at him expressionlessly...

Fortunately, the Sandaime Kazekage reacted at the last moment when the kunai was inserted, and did not let the kunai stab so deep, but only pierced a xx...

"Go to the black market and post a reward for me. It's the kid who hurt me. He's about six or seven years old. He's from Konoha. He looks a bit like Konoha's Senju Dave. He has white hair. "Yeah" Sandaime Feng Ying didn't want to see this guy anymore, so he quickly found a reason to send him away.

"Okay" Lie nodded and left the ward...

The next day, Kakuzu came to the black market and happened to see this reward list...

"Who posted this kid?" Kakuzu looked at the person in charge and asked.

"Um...Kakuzu-sama...you know...our black market cannot reveal employer information," the person in charge said with a helpless smile.

"Okay." Jiaodu glanced at the person in charge. After working in the black market for so many years, he still knew some rules.

When he returned home, looking at Nanxue who was cleaning over there, Kakuzu walked over.

"Mr. Kakuzu, you are back." Nan Xue asked happily as she watched Kakuzu return.

"Can't pregnant women do these things? You go back and rest," Kakuzu said slowly, looking at the broom in Nan Xue's hand.

"But..."

"No but, go back and rest," Overbearing Jiaodu said slowly.

"Okay..." Nan Xue lowered her head and returned to her room.

Kakuzu then reported the situation to Dave, who was stunned.

"Hey, Hei Zetsu, go check something out for me. Find out which bastard dares to flirt with my son. You don't want to hang out in the ninja world, do you?" Dave went to find Hei Zetsu.

"No, I have a lot of things to do at this time. I don't have time to help you." Hei Jue refused.

"Yeah...hiss, I remember hearing Kaguya-senpai say before that she seemed to like something...but she didn't have the money to buy it. Alas, I heard her say that she wanted to buy it. I forgot what it was. Oh, you didn't The time is right, so why bother?" Dave said slowly.

"...I'll give you an answer tomorrow..." Hei Jue is speechless... This bastard Dave knows how to threaten me with his mother...

But...if I buy something my mother likes and deliver it to her in person...then...hehehe...

"Come on, come on! Let all Bai Jue put down their work and have a new life." Hei Jue walked up to the stage with a smile, coughed and shouted.

All Bai Jue put down the feces in their hands and looked at Black Jue on the stage in confusion.

"Master Black Zetsu, aren't we about to go to war with George? What else are we doing?" One of the White Zetsu asked in confusion.

"This is more important than fighting. George, let him get out of here first!" Black said unhappily.

Then, Black Zetsu told all the White Zetsu what Dave told him.

"Speed! Speed! Speed! We must complete the task given to us by Dave before tomorrow! Mom likes things, according to how much those two bastards Hagoromo and Hamura care about mom! They are most likely to know about mom before us Like what, so we must have speed! Understand!" Black Zetsu shouted loudly.

"clear!"

"You have to understand! This is not just for me! It's also for everyone here!"

"understand!"

"In that case! Let's start taking action!!"

"understand!"

...

"Come on, why are you standing still?" Hei Jue asked in confusion.

"Captain A Fei said before that he had to throw dung as an order, but you haven't thrown dung yet," one of the Bai Jue said.

"..." Hei Jue was speechless. He glanced casually and saw a pile of dung in A Fei's hand, and took it from his hand.

Then fell to the ground.

"go"

"understand!"

Seeing the White Zetsus scattering away... Black Zetsu was very happy.

"Hey! Hei Jue! Why did you drop my shit?" A Fei asked angrily.

"..Isn't it just a pile of dung? There's a whole warehouse over there...go get some more." Hei Jue was speechless.

"Do you know! Do you know! Do you know that I searched for toilets in Konoha for a whole month! I sorted them out for a month, and collected banana-shaped, lumpy, mud-like, watery, and hard-like shapes. , semi-chain-shaped, mixed with enoki mushrooms, corn kernels, watermelon seeds, and sesame seeds to form the essence of feces!!"

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