Konoha's Crazy Dave

Orochimaru slowly walked in front of Wan She...

"Human? Get lost, don't let me be your psychic beast." Wan She looked at Orochimaru in front of him and roared unfriendly.

"...Can't we have a good talk?" Orochimaru was stunned... His temper is really bad...

"Ha, roar!" Wan She sneered, then opened his ferocious mouth, stretched it out in front of Orochimaru and roared.

"Are you scared? Oh, humans, be afraid." Wan She looked at Orochimaru's expressionless face and sneered.

"Fear?" Orochimaru murmured...

"Annoying, get out!" Wan She looked at him and refused to leave, then swung his tail and swept towards Orochimaru...

"boom!"

...

"Uncle Dave and my father taught me that all fear comes from insufficient firepower," Orochimaru said slowly, holding an RPG launcher in his hand.

"Human!! You are looking for death!!" Wan She looked at his smoking tail and roared.

Then Wan She suddenly moved his figure and rushed towards Orochimaru.

Orochimaru held an RPG in his hand and kept firing cannonballs at Wanshe...

"Huh, human, you're not even close to your aim." Wan Snake kept swaying his agile body to dodge the cannonballs, and mocked.

"That's it..." Orochimaru slowly put down the RPG...

...

"Uncle Dave also taught me that if you are poor, you will strike with precision, and if you are rich, you will have firepower." Orochimaru held Gatling in both hands and received it slowly.

"Since I can't be precise anymore, I'm sorry, but I'm still quite rich," Orochimaru said with a rare smile.

Then he pulled the trigger with both hands...

Two Gatlings were burning with blue fire... In less than a moment, Wan She was beaten to a bloody pulp...

The snake has rough skin and thick flesh, so ordinary bullets cannot hit it, but I, Orochimaru, are rich, and this is an armor-piercing bullet.It is also a special biological cuticle-piercing bullet.One bullet costs 1000 silver taels.

The Gatling in Orochimaru's hand kept pulsing... Wan She was beaten until he was almost reduced to a sieve... Looking at Wan She's dying appearance... the three immortals behind Orochimaru swallowed their saliva...

"So, are you still willing to be my psychic beast?" Orochimaru put down the two Gatlings and walked to the dying Wanzi and asked.

"Yes, yes..." Wan She nodded quickly and said...

"Well, my name is Orochimaru"

"Snake"

...

Orochimaru was about to leave, but at this moment, another human arrived...

"The Sandaime Kazekage?" Orochimaru looked at this figure and murmured in confusion.

"Huh? Why are there other people in Ryuji Cave? Ruizinji, didn't you say that I am the only one who has signed a contract with Ryuji Cave in recent years?" The Sandaime Kazekage naturally noticed Orochimaru and looked at Ruizin over there. Ji asked doubtfully.

"Hey, even though your tone is annoying, I don't care. This is the new psychic here today," Ruizinji said with a smile.

"Are you from Konoha?" The Sandaime Kazekage asked in a solemn voice when he saw the Konoha ninja forehead protector hanging on Orochimaru's waist.

Orochimaru looked at the Sandaime Kazekage coldly and said nothing.

"The people of Konoha... are still children. In this case, we can't let you go back." The Sandaime Kazekage said and moved his hands directly.

Seeing the large swaths of black sand coming toward him, Orochimaru didn't panic at all.

Orochimaru is not afraid of anything because the opponent is a Kage. Uncle Dave once taught him that the most powerful ninja in the ninja world are genin... Well... indeed... If Orochimaru remembers correctly... Uncle Dave still is A genin...Is Uncle Dave weak?

Orochimaru slowly took out a scroll from his belt and then opened it.

"Solution.Tank"

...

Before the Wanshe over there had licked his wounds, he noticed Orochimaru's side...

Seeing Orochimaru sitting on a Green Blaji thing... This thing also fired cannonballs in front of it... Wanshe swallowed... What the hell is this Orochimaru... What the hell is this thing? ...

"Hey, Xin Ya, isn't that your psychic?" Looking at the person Orochimaru beat, Wan She shouted towards someone with some gloating.

"What are you proud of? Are you looking for a fight?" Xinya, a big red snake, asked doubtfully.

"Oh, Xin Ya, you are nothing." Wan She smiled disdainfully. This Xin Ya is usually the one with the most bad temper in Longdi Cave. No snake is willing to talk to him, but they can't say anything about you Xin Ya and us. I don’t dare to mess with it.

"Wan She, you are seeking death!" Xin Ya rushed towards Wan She.

...

"Sorry, all fear comes from the lack of firepower. If you are poor, you will strike accurately, and if you are rich, you will be covered by firepower. This is what my psychic taught me." Wan She bit Gatling, Snake Xinzi pressed Hold the trigger.This is what Orochimaru left for him just now...

...Seeing Xin Ya being beaten into a sieve, Wan She, who had just been beaten by Orochimaru, was now all angry...

Orochimaru...

"Damn it, what the hell is this!" The Sandaime Kazekage kept manipulating the black sand to block the shells... roaring with anger.

"Multiple Shadows"

Orochimaru got a bunch of shadow clones out...

Then he took out all the psychic scrolls from his pocket...

After a while...

"Orochimaru bullshit!!" Wan She shouted with stars in her eyes as she looked at Orochimaru covered in fire.

"What the hell is this! Damn it!" The Sandaime Kazekage was quickly beaten into the sky under the siege of a bunch of tanks...

After a few more minutes of shelling...

The Sandaime Kazekage, whose body was full of injuries, struggled to stand up...

"Hahahaha! Your weapon is out of shells! Hahahaha!" the Sandaime Kazekage laughed.

"Hmm... I didn't expect this to happen, I brought less," Orochimaru said helplessly.In addition, it is the maintenance time for tanks today, and many tanks are put in the warehouse for maintenance. Otherwise, when Orochimaru goes out, the tanks he carries in his bag will cost at least four figures.

"Then! It's my turn!" the Sandaime Kazekage roared ferociously.

Then Orochimaru pulled out another scroll from nowhere...

The Sandaime Kazekage was so frightened that he rolled over... wasn't it... wasn't it gone?Why are you still here?

Suddenly, Orochimaru's body flashed with white light, and a figure appeared here...

"Brother Orochimaru, you activated the technique I left behind. Did you encounter any danger?" Dai Yue appeared next to Orochimaru and asked doubtfully.

"The Sandaime Kazekage" Orochimaru shook his head helplessly and pointed at the Sandaime Kazekage over there... He didn't want to bring Dai Yue over. After all, he was considered his brother... but he was reduced to being Dai Yue. The extent of Yue Lai's rescue...it's a bit embarrassing

No, I have to go back and study the nuclear weapons Uncle Dave talked about with my father as soon as possible... We will never do this again next time!

"Oh, you scared me to death, you're such a little kid." The Sandaime Kazekage looked at Dai Yue, who was younger than Orochimaru, patted his chest, and let go of his worries...