Konoha's Crazy Dave

in the hall

"Toad Pill..." Hagoromo looked at the big sleeping toad above and murmured softly...

"Uh...huh? Hagoromo? You're here." The big toad, who was still sleeping soundly, slowly opened his eyes tiredly.

"Tsk...Hahaha, it seems you also knew that I would come." Yuyi burst out laughing.

"Well... I dreamed that the Sage of Six Paths returned, the destiny of the child of destiny changed, and the person who changed the ninja world arrived, making Myoboku Mountain exude new opportunities." Gamamaru yawned and said slowly.

"You are getting old too. You were still so small before, but now you are so big and old." Yuyi smiled and said slowly.

"Hmm~ I guess I can live for thousands of years." Gamamaru smiled and shook his head.

"By the way, Dave, did you come here to say something to Gamamaru?" Hagoromo turned to look at Dave and asked.

"Well, that... Big Toad Immortal, you also predicted that, that, I am here to make Miaomu Mountain spread new powers! Look," Dave asked with a smile.

"Hahaha, you can talk to Fukasaku about the specific matter." Gamamaru burst into laughter.

"Okay, by the way, what else? Jiraiya is learning celestial magic, can he add someone else?" Dave then asked with a smile.

"No problem, he will learn it, right? But you should also know the dangers of learning senjutsu. His current chakra and age are not enough, right?" Gamamaru waved his hand and said slowly.

"Well, his chakra is definitely not enough now, so I just want him to complete some of the previous stages of transition and familiarization with training, and the later stages will be discussed when he grows up." Dave nodded.

"No problem, Shima, I'll leave the learning of celestial arts to little Jiraiya and that little guest to you," Gamamaru nodded and looked at the old female toad over there.

"Yes, Big Toad Immortal" Shijian nodded.

"Okay, you guys go out first. I want to chat with my old friends." Gamamaru smiled and looked at Hagoromo in front of him and said.

Afterwards, Fukasaku, Shima and Dave walked out of the hall.

"Boy Dave, what does the Great Immortal mean when he said that Mt. Myoboku brings new opportunities?" Fukasaku looked at Dave and asked doubtfully.

"Ahem... Kakuzu!" Dave coughed twice and clapped his hands gently.

Kakuzu's figure immediately appeared next to Dave.

"Come! Tell Mr. Fukasaku what new opportunities it will bring! I'll leave this matter to you." Dave said with a smile.

"By the way, didn't you say how much we can earn? Ahem, Miaomu Mountain has a history of 1000 years. Even if you take out some random bowls from here and sell them as antiques on the black market, that... You make the decision yourself," Dave walked to Kakuzu and said softly.

"Leave it to me." Kakuzu's face flashed with light, and the dazzling light made Fukasaku shiver violently... Why does he always feel that something is wrong...

Then...

"This is a mobile phone. How about it? It's not bad."

"Okay, okay, how do you do this? What is fingerprint unlocking? Can toad's footprints also work?"

...

"Let's see if this game is fun! Just tell me if you want to rush a 648 for him!"

"Damn it! What the hell is the green monster on this screen! How can he be so big!"

...

"This is a live broadcast room. You can broadcast live to all the people in the ninja world, so that people in the ninja world can understand the scenery of your Mt. Miaomu every second. Of course, you can also bring goods to make money!"

"Bringing goods? Hmm... what's the money? By the way, can we sell the secret insect cuisine of Mount Myoboku! I want the ninja world to taste the delicious food of Mount Myoboku!"

"Of course! In this way, because you Miaomushan and I Love Kidney Company have a good foundation of cooperation and friendship, we will be divided into six points, we will be six points, and you will be four points."

"No! There are six of us and four of you!"

"No! I am six and you are four."

"I am six and you are four!"

"I'm four and you're six!"

"I'm four and you're six!'

"Okay, that's it. You four, six of us. Come on, here's the contract. You sign it and press your fingers. No, you don't seem to have hands. Just press your paw prints."

...

Looking at Kakuzu and Fukasaku who were having a heated exchange over there, Dave shook his head helplessly.

the other side...

Hashirama and Madara took out the speakers...

"Madara, why do we feel a bit embarrassed when we do this... No... Throwing toads... Bah... It's embarrassing..." Hashirama swallowed and looked at the pile of toads under the field and asked with a trembling voice. road.

"Embarrassing? You still know how to be embarrassed? Didn't you drag me here?" Madara shouted with veins popping out on his head.

"I didn't want to come either...but...but...Dave gave him too much..." Hashirama felt a little lack of confidence...

"Who are they?" A toad at the bottom looked at the two people above and asked doubtfully.

"I don't know, I don't know, but Fukasaku-sama just now seemed to say that they are going to bring new life to our Miaomu Mountain. Hmm, I don't understand. I really want to go back and eat bugs." Another toad touched his big belly. He said boredly.

"Oh, I really don't know what's good about these humans." The toad next to him yawned and said sleepily.

These words... were naturally heard by Madara and Hashirama on the stage...

"Madara...we seem to have been tricked by the toads," Hashirama slowly put away his playful smile and asked in a serious voice.

"Heh, let them take a look." Madara smiled coldly. Originally, he was forcefully pulled over by Hashirama, and he just planned to mess with it casually. He didn't expect that he would be petty by a bunch of toads in his lifetime. I, Ban, am not happy.

"Miao Zeika!" Madara snapped his fingers.

"... Hot ballads are what we look forward to. It is the most comfortable to sing while walking along the way. If we want to sing, we must sing the most happily. You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky. Let me use my salary to keep you (stay ), singing the most dazzling Konoha wind leisurely, let love sweep away all the dust..."

"....bastard, you played the wrong song!" Madara's veins popped out on his head and he roared towards Hashirama.

"This... this... I picked up the wrong speaker... This one contains songs about Mito's square dance..." Hashirama wiped the cold sweat from his face, picked up the speaker and realized he had picked up the wrong speaker. .

"...Forget it...just dance like this!" Madara was speechless...

Then...Hashirama and Madara put on sunglasses...

"Huh? What's going on, my paws! My arms! My legs! Why did I jump with them involuntarily!"

"Help! Me too! Damn it! Why are you so rhythmic!"

"Save Toad! I can't control my body!!"

Finally, when Fukasaku and Kakuzu finished their discussion and came here to see the situation...

I saw a bunch of toads dancing crazily around the two people on the stage...

"Let you stay~"

"Stay!" A bunch of toads and Madara and Hashirama shouted in the final poss...

...

"Is this the new vitality that the big... big toad sage... said?" Fukasaku pointed at this scene... he felt like he was about to have a heart attack...

"...It's okay...you can get used to it gradually in the future..." Kakuzu is used to it...