Konoha's Crazy Dave

two days later...

"Hello, all the veterans in the live broadcast room, I am Fukasaku Sennin from Myoboku Mountain, and I am here to bring you a wave of benefits today!" Fukasaku Sennin shouted to the camera with his mobile phone in hand.

"Look, guys! These are the bugs that are a specialty of Mt. Myoboku!" Fukasaku said, taking a bowl of bugs from Bunta's hand.

"This bug is our supreme delicacy in Miaomu Mountain! Even though it is ugly! But its small body contains protein, fat and other substances needed by the human body and the toad body!"

"It can be eaten raw! It can also be used as cooking. However, if I recommend it, eating it raw is the best. Don't worry, our Miaomu Mountain has specially selected the insects one by one. There will definitely be no safety issues. Hidden danger!”

(Konoha Village) Otsutsuki Kaguya: That’s right, but these are all eaten by your toads. I don’t know if there are any safety risks if people eat them.

(Iwagakure Village) Onoki: Yes, yes.

"Don't worry, fellows! To confirm this, we specially invited a human to taste it for everyone!" Fukasaku Sennin clapped his hands.

"Let me go! Let me go! Bunta! Baga! I don't want to eat bugs!" Bunta held Jiraiya in his hands and roared angrily.

"Little Jiraiya, this is all for Mount Myoboku. As our psychic, the psychic of Mount Myoboku, you must have the consciousness to contribute to Mount Myoboku!" Fukasaku got off Bunta's head. , walked up to Jiraiya and said slowly.

"No! Don't!" Jiraiya shook his head.

"...I will teach you a quick way to learn senjutsu tomorrow." Fukasaku shook his head helplessly.

"..Damn it...Okay, I'll eat it!" Jiraiya weighed the pros and cons. Thinking of the scene in which he would learn senjutsu, step on Orochimaru, and hold Tsunade in his arms, what would the bugs in front of him mean? !

"Don't forget the lines." Fukasaku nodded happily.

Alas, Fukasaku had also worked very hard in order to let Miao Muzan enter the ninja world and be accepted by the ninja world.They don't have enough of such good bugs themselves, but they still want to sell them.

"Old fellows, I'll let him eat it for everyone to watch!" Fukasaku handed the bowl filled with squirming insects to Jiraiya and pointed the camera at him.

...

Jiraiya looked at the bowl in his hand...looking at the squirming white insects in the bowl, with a complicated expression on his face...

"Ori! Come on guys! Do it!!" Jiraiya gritted his teeth, then took out his chopsticks, picked out a big pile and stuffed it into his mouth...

"It tastes really good...it's so juicy...it's bursting with protein, old guys!" Jiraiya, who looked pale and had two bugs coming out of his nostrils, shouted with a smile and a thumbs up.

"How about it? I, Fukasaku, didn't lie to everyone in the ninja world." Fukasaku nodded with satisfaction and moved the camera towards himself again.

Seeing the camera move away, Jiraiya couldn't hold it any longer and lay on the ground and vomited... He swore... that he would never touch bugs again...

Seeing this, little Minato on the side quickly took out some tissues and handed them to Jiraiya...

"Now, 500g of worms, freshly packaged and live, cost 9 yuan and 9 silver taels! Free shipping by Meizhu Express to your home!"

"Ah! Thank you so much to the viewer named Kaguya Otsutsuki for placing a hundred orders! Thank you for supporting our Myoboku Mountain! Our Myoboku Mountain would like to thank you very much!" Fukasaku looked at the 100 order reminder in the background and was surprised. shouted.

(Konoha Village) Otsutsuki Kaguya: Nothing, since it is a nutritional supplement, I also want my children to take some.

"You must be a very kind and kind elder," Fukasaku sighed as he watched Kaguya's barrage.

Jiraiya vomited for a while, and finally got over the nausea...

"Brother Jiraiya, please wipe it," Minato said with concern as he handed a tissue to the side.

"Minato, listen to what the big brother said, never eat bugs!" Jiraiya said with a sigh.

"Hmm, Brother Jiraiya, can you teach me how to complete the first stage of transition to Senjutsu as mentioned by Fukasaku Sennin?" Minato nodded and asked with a smile.

"Minato, you've asked the right person about this, the first stage! It should be... the first stage! The first stage... the first stage... what is the first stage..." Jiraiya His tone gradually became quieter...

"Brother Jiraiya, don't you know how to do that?" Minato tilted his little head and asked in confusion.

"Ahem, Minato, this is my unique understanding of senjutsu, and I can't tell it to outsiders easily." Cold sweat poured down Jiraiya's face, and then he thought of a reason, and hurriedly put his hands behind his back, full of authority and authority. said.

"Well...then...brother Jiraiya, can I accept you as my master? In this way, you will be my master and I will be your disciple, and you can teach me." Little Minato's eyes rolled. Turning around, I thought of the scene where Uncle Dave taught Uncle Sakumo carefully, and said with a smile thinking of the relationship between Uncle Dave and Uncle Sakumo.

"What???! Ahem...Um...Minato, your big brother Jiraiya can be said to be the strongest group of young people in Konoha! Anyone who wants to be my apprentice can come from Konoha East The first rank is in the west of Konoha, you... seem a bit unqualified." Jiraiya had a headache... he could only continue to make up nonsense...

"Ah...that's it..." Little Minato drooped his head in despair...

"Um...that...it's a little difficult for you to become my apprentice, but it won't be said to be completely hopeless!" Looking at Xiao Minato's disappointed look, Jiraiya hurriedly comforted him.

According to how much Uncle Dave usually dotes on Minato...if he saw little Minato's sad look...he would lose a layer of his skin if he didn't say anything...

When Minato heard Jiraiya's words, he suddenly raised his head and looked at Jiraiya with little stars in his eyes.

"Uh... uh... let's do this! There is a ninjutsu called Flying Thunder God Jutsu, which the Nidaime-sama and your Daisuki brother know. As long as you can learn it, how about I accept you as a disciple!" Jiraiya He also thought for a while and said slowly.

It's not like Jiraiya doesn't have his own ideas. Now that little Minato is only two years old, wanting to learn a forbidden technique is a fantasy and nonsense. When little Minato realizes this problem later and encounters obstacles everywhere, he will I won’t talk to myself about this again...

But if little Minato learns in the future...

A disciple who can fly the God of Thunder...hehehe...it's not a loss...

And... it will be much more convenient for peeping in the future... bah... it will be much easier to enjoy the scenery of Konoha...

Hahahahaha! !I, Jiraiya-sama, am truly a genius!