Konoha's Crazy Dave

In the end, the old man’s left eardrum was shattered and could not be repaired.

Because the computer speaker is right next to the old man's left ear, the old man was ready to listen carefully with headphones... But those few lyrics made the old man pass out... which stopped the old man from doing this. Cruel thought...

My right eardrum has recovered, but my hearing is not as good as before...

There is no other way... Kakuto can only ask the old man to retire early... Sigh... the retirement salary is so high that it will be paid to others for one year...

I heard that after the old man retired, Kakuzu drank at home and got drunk all night...

the other side...

Since the last time Jiraiya went to find Dave, he also wanted to graduate early and failed successfully. Unwilling to admit defeat, he found Orochimaru...

Looking at Jiraiya who was hugging his thigh with a pitiful light in his eyes...

Veins gradually popped out on Orochimaru's head..

"Idiot...let me go!!" Orochimaru shouted angrily.

"No! I don't want it! You must help me graduate early today! Otherwise I will hold you in my arms all day long! You go to the toilet and sleep! I will never let you go!" Jiraiya shook his head and said with firm eyes. with...

"...Here, this is a psychic scroll. You should know what the psychic beast is... The technique is on it. You can go and try it yourself." The helpless Orochimaru took out a scroll from the drawer in the laboratory and handed it to him. Gave it to Jiraiya...

"What is a psychic beast?" Jiraiya's small eyes flashed with confusion.

"Idiot...get out!"

...

"Tch, if you don't say it, why don't you say it? Why are you so angry? Huh, let me see what this is for." Jiraiya held the scroll and kept mumbling something.

"Let me see, the first technique..."

After a few minutes...

"boom!"

Orochimaru, who was recording something over there, suddenly heard the noise coming from behind and turned around suddenly.

"Idiot, where are you!" Orochimaru concentrated his attention and shouted loudly.

"Psychic art!" "Help me find Jiraiya."

Looking at the pile of snakes scattered in all directions, Orochimaru slowly put down what he was recording in his hand. That idiot...

After a few minutes...

Orochimaru watched solemnly as the bunch of snakes in front of him disappeared. The idiot was no longer in Konoha.

"Hey, Uncle Dave, Jiraiya suddenly disappeared." Orochimaru had no choice but to call Dave.

"?Disappeared suddenly?" Dave on the other side of the phone was stunned.

"Yes, I gave him a psychic scroll and wanted him to channel a psychic beast on his own, but when I turned around, he was gone," Orochimaru said solemnly.

"Oh~ Then I know where he went. Don't worry, this is an opportunity for him." Dave over there smiled and said.

"Well, that idiot is fine." Orochimaru, who had been worried, was relieved when he heard Dave's words.

There are not many people Orochimaru trusts. Apart from his parents, the only one is Dave.As for why you don't trust Jiraiya and Tsunade...

Hmm... Orochimaru suddenly saw the pile of IOUs in the laboratory drawer... Hmm... the total seems to be almost tens of millions...

On the other side, Dave immediately put down his phone after receiving the message and went out.

"Kakuzu, here's your chance to make money! Gogogo!" Dave ran to the company in a few minutes and said with a smile on his face as he looked at Kakuzu who was still drinking to drown his sorrows.

"When, who is the target, and how much can he earn?" Jiaodu, who was still drunk over there, immediately stood up and asked energetically.

"Don't worry, you will definitely earn a lot!"

...

"...I understand what community of interests is and what common prosperity is...but if you bring a two-year-old child with you, this is a bit too much." After a moment, Kakuzu looked at the group of people behind Dave. , asked doubtfully.

When it comes to making money, the fewer people know about it, the better. Although everyone else understands what it means to get rich together, I still know how to deal with the world, so forget it.The question is, what are you going to do with a two-year-old kid?

"...It's just the two of us who make money. They all have their own things to do... We're just along the way..." Dave shook his head helplessly.

"Uncle Dave, what are we going to do? Kushina isn't here?" Xiao Huangmao was held in Dave's arms and asked looking around.

"Well, Minato, do you like Kushina?" Dave grinned and asked teasingly.

"No... no... what is like... I... I don't know... I... I'm only two years old... I don't understand anything..." Xiao Huangmao lowered his head shyly and said intermittently said.

"Tch, your kid is just too precocious. He's only two years old. I'll talk to your dad when you go back. Read less books in the future, especially those books that are not suitable for children. Isn't your dream to become Hokage? This is the first step to realize your dream." Dave chuckled, gently scratched Xiao Huangmao's nose and said slowly.

"Really!" Xiao Huangmao suddenly raised his head and asked with a bright face.

"Well, trust Uncle Dave," Dave said with a smile.

"Uh-huh!"

"Old father, please excuse me," Dave then turned to look at Tobirama aside and said.

"Well, hurry up, I still have something to do." Tobirama nodded.

Then, Tobirama put his hands on Dave and Kakuzu, and disappeared after a flash.

Then Tobirama came back again, put his hands on Hashirama and Madara, disappeared again... and finally came back and took Hagoromo with him...

On the other side... Myokiyamazai...

Jiraiya was looking at the bowl of wriggling bugs in front of him and getting angry... Suddenly there was a flash of light next to him, and a bunch of people appeared next to Jiraiya... Jiraiya was stunned...

"Uncle Dave...Uncle Dave!! Wow wow wow!! You are finally here!! Wow wow wow!! They *(*&*&*&, and then**)...%&&(, Wow wow wow!!" Jiraiya looked at the familiar figure and tears filled his eyes instantly...

"Okay, okay, I got it, I got it, am I here?" Dave helplessly patted Jiraiya on the back with his free hand...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Jiraiya continued to cry...as if he had suffered some great grievance here...

"Who are you?!" At this time, there were two short-legged toads, one male and one female, standing on the dining table. They looked very old.

"Take us to see Gamamaru," Hagoromo said slowly.

"...Okay" A bunch of people suddenly came out. The two toads felt that one was more complicated than the other... It was better to take them to ask the big toad fairy first...