Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Hello four mentors! We are! Youth Gang!!"

Matt Wei and Matt Dai led the Youth Gang No. [-] onto the stage, and then, No. [-] people simultaneously bowed to the four mentors at a [-]-degree angle...

"...Okay, okay...please start your singing," Madara said with a speechless face as he looked at the one hundred and two green-skinned kappa monsters in the same costume on the stage.

When did so many kappas appear in this village again?Aren’t the two of them, Mattway and his son, enough?Why are there suddenly so many more?

Then, the chairs of the four instructors slowly rotated backwards, facing away from everyone.

"Phew! Take it out!" Matt Dai took a deep breath, turned to look at everyone and said.

Immediately... I saw one hundred and two people taking out a nunchaku at the same time, and then stood up to take their seats...

The music starts slowly...

"Huhuhaha! This is youth!"

"Huhuhahaha! Youth is the scorching sun!"

"Huhuhaha! Youth does not allow for slacking off!"

"Huhuhaha! Come and feel your youth!"

.....

"How did they pass the audition..." Looking at them waving their nunchucks around, and a few young kappa monsters who were singing and going crazy and taking off their clothes... Dave had a headache. asked the director looking at him.

"This... you have to ask Manager Kakuzu about this... I am only responsible for recording and broadcasting... he is responsible for the audition..." The director wiped the sweat on his face and said quickly.

"Pull the camera to the stage, and I'll go find him and ask him." Dave patted his head speechlessly.

"Kakuzu? How about playing? Just like this? How did a bunch of people pass the audition?!" Dave walked up to Kakuzu over there and asked angrily.

"Did you see the only woman in the youth gang just now?" Kakuzu saw Dave coming over, but he didn't panic at all and looked at Dave and asked.

"...I saw it..." Dave looked at the stage...the only woman among the one hundred and two people...also had a haircut and was wearing a green tights...she was quite cute. .Well...if you ignore her dress...

Dave was so irritated by the sight that he quickly looked away...

"That woman is the daughter of a noble in the capital of the Kingdom of Fire, and she is also Matt Dai's girlfriend. I heard that they are planning to get married in a few years. She gave us an investment of 3 million yuan, just for one place. , It’s not a loss,” Kakuzu said with bright eyes.

"...She? Matt Dai's girlfriend?...Well...it's quite suitable...it's quite suitable...what a damn perfect match...a match made in heaven..." Dave He looked up at the stage... shivered hard and said...

Soon... this annoying song is finally over...

None of the four mentors turned around...

"Uh...well...although you don't have a mentor to turn around for you, your songs and performances are very exciting. There are just a few flaws. Come on! Work hard! I believe that next year's good voice will be the best." , there will definitely be your presence!" Dave went on stage and looked at the people in the Youth Gang (blindly) comforting (blabbering).

"Yes! Lord Dave! We will definitely find out our problems when we go back! Next year! We will come again!" Matwei roared with tears in his eyes and full of excitement.

"Brother Dave! We will definitely work hard again when we go back!" Matt Day also said excitedly.

Looking at the Qingchun Gang who finally left the stage...Dave wiped the cold sweat on his face...don't come again next year...

"Let's invite the next player! Kaguya Otsutsuki!" Dave took out the list and said slowly.

Then, the cold figure of Kaguya Otsutsuki slowly appeared on the stage...

"Please start your show!"

After Dave finished speaking, he got off the stage...

Then...the singing slowly started...

...

Well... Kaguya just stood there motionless... there was only singing...

Sing?what is that?What is she going to do now?This is Kaguya's inner thoughts...

She just heard from Mito that there was a competition and she could participate in it... Thinking of the Olympic Games she had participated in before, she just wanted to come here to join in the fun...

Then...she went to the audition venue, and Kakuzu said that she had advanced...

"Okay! Okay!! The singing is really beautiful!! It is simply the sound of nature, the lingering sound is lingering, the lingering sound is heart-moving, the clouds are lingering around the beam, the ears are full, the throat is clear and elegant!! I Turn around for you!!" Black Zetsu didn't care so much, he directly tapped the button in front of him, and then looked at Kaguya standing on the stage and praised him for a while.

The purpose of Hei Jue's coming here was for his mother, but his mother had never sung before. In order to become a mentor and let Kaguya pass the audition, Hei Jue paid a total of 5 million taels to the black-faced man. Damn it!

"...It's over...Isn't this a shady story..." Dave has a headache... This is all because of connections...

"Director... give her a song later..." Helpless and unable to offend, Dave looked at the director aside and said.

The director nodded and understood.

"Ahem, Ms. Kaguya Otsutsuki's singing voice is so moving. Even our instructor Black Zetsu was moved! Let us congratulate Ms. Kaguya Otsutsuki for successfully entering the dung-picking team led by instructor Black Zetsu!" Dave came on stage, talking nonsense with a smile on his face.

"Then can I leave now?"

"...walk slowly..."

Looking at the back of Kaguya leaving... Dave was really speechless...

"Let's invite the next contestant, Ashura Otsutsuki to bring us the song, Brothers for Life!" Dave took out the list and announced the next person to play.

Kaguya, who was about to leave over there, suddenly heard that her grandson was about to sing. She quickly turned around and sat down in the audience to watch.

"Indra? Why are you here too?" Kaguya looked over inadvertently and saw Indra beside him, and asked doubtfully.

"Uh... Grandma... I was brought here by Asura..." Indra was speechless... He was dragged here by his younger brother...

"Well, then let's watch Asura's performance. When the performance is over, go back and grandma will cook you dinner."

"..."

What a sin...why did he come here...