Konoha's Crazy Dave

The next morning...

Jing, who was lying on the hospital bed, opened her eyes dimly...

"Hiss!" Just as Jing was about to get up, he opened his mouth and took a cold breath...

Jing endured the pain in her neck and raised her head to look at her body... She saw that her body was tightly bandaged...

"Hiruzhan...what's wrong with me??" Jing looked at Hiruzen who was sleeping soundly beside him, and asked quickly.

"Hmm...Mirror, you're awake...wuah~" Hiruzen struggled tiredly to open his eyes, yawned and said listlessly.

"What's wrong with me? Didn't we drink there with Madara-sama and the teacher last night? Why am I in the hospital as soon as I wake up?" Jing asked hurriedly.

"....You should contact the police department yourself to see the surveillance video over there..." Hiruzen looked in the mirror and shook his head helplessly.

"...Call the police department for me..." Jing Xiang reached out to get the phone... Well... both of his arm bones have been broken...

After a while...

After watching the video sent by the police department, Jing's face was filled with silence...

"Those words last night...were they really what I said?" Jing asked slowly.

"Otherwise...?" Hiruzen rolled his eyes at him.

"Drinking makes things worse... Drinking makes things worse..." Jing said with a sigh.

"That's not right... We are in a restaurant, so where did the one-meter-long piece of wood stuck in my thigh come from?" Jing was recalling the ridiculous video in his mind, and suddenly thought of something, and pointed at his leg. asked the wood that was still stuck in it.Because the anesthesia of the mirror hasn't worn off yet... so he doesn't feel any pain now...

Jing's injuries were a bit serious... Seven ribs were broken... His left and right arms were fractured... His left calf was shattered... This piece of wood should be the least injured on his body... So... I didn't have time to pull it out for him...

"...That...that was on the way we asked you to come here. You were drunk again, and you just found a piece of wood on the road and inserted it yourself..." Hiruzen wiped the cold sweat on his face...he could say Did Danzo get fucked last night when he was almost mad to death?

If Hiruzen and Dave hadn't stopped Danzo in the end... Danzo would have pulled out the tree with a diameter of one meter and smashed it to death...

"Ah! Won't you stop me!" Jing shouted in despair.

"..I can't stop you..Your Mangekyou Sharingan has come out..Who dares to stop you..."

Two hours later...the anesthesia effect of the mirror wore off...

"Ahhhh!!!"

A frightening roar came from the hospital... People passing by the hospital shivered violently after hearing it... and fled here in a hurry...

The other side of Konoha...

The recording site of The Voice of Konoha...

【Do you have a dream?Have you lost hope in boring life?Do you have a passion for music? !

Konoha has a good voice and sings his voice confidently.

The Voice of Konoha, registration is open for all]

Well... this is an advertisement posted online a few months ago... The audition has been going on for several months, and finally, today, the recording started...

"Hello everyone, I am the host of this show, Dave Senju. This show, The Voice of Konoha, is sponsored and recorded by Aishen Company. The Voice of Konoha, make your voice heard." Dave, wearing a suit, walked up slowly. On the stage, he said slowly to the camera.

"Next, let's invite the four mentors for this year's The Voice of Konoha!"

"They are! The financial manager of Kidney Love Company! Mr. Kakuzu! And the money-oriented team he leads!"

"Mr. Kakuzu, he has a very sensitive sense for song money. I believe that he will be a very irresponsible mentor!" Dave said slowly Make an introduction.

Kakuzu nodded to the camera, then got off the stage and sat on one of the four chairs prepared below.

"Second, he is! The Ninja Dance God! Mr. Madara Uchiha! And the gang team he leads!"

"Mr. Madara Uchiha, this is an old man in the music and art world. From the dance era when Konoha was first established to the current prosperous art era in Konoha, this gentleman has been there. He is a veteran in the music and art world. A senior, a well-deserved senior!" Dave introduced to the camera with a smile on his face..

Why do you need to look at the camera... Well... He forgot the words... There is a piece of paper hanging above the camera, and on the paper are the words...

Well...actually he has never memorized the words...nonsense, why should my boss remember the words?

Madara Uchiha also wore sunglasses and a large gold chain around his neck. He nodded to the camera, got off the stage and sat beside Kakuzu.

"Third place, Mr. Hei Jue, and the dung picker team he led."

"Well... Mr. Hei Jue... Mr. Hei Jue... Hei Jue is really good-looking, um, that's it." Looking at Hei Jue standing next to him, Dave really didn't know what to say. ..

"Hey, hey, why am I so perfunctory when we arrive?" Black asked in displeasure.

"Ahem, Mr. Hei Jue, please take a seat first." Dave glared at him.

Hei Jue stepped down from the stage with a displeased look on his face and sat in the third seat.

"Fourth place! Let us invite you, the Sandaime Hokage! Mr. Danzo Shimura! And the Will of Fire Team he leads."

"Mr. Danzo, it is inconvenient for me to introduce more. Let our Sandaime Hokage speak!" Dave handed the microphone to Danzo.

Danzo nodded and took the phone...

"Hello everyone, I am the Sandaime Hokage, Shimura Danzo. Wherever the leaves are flying, fire will grow endlessly. The fire will illuminate the village and make new trees sprout..."

after an hour...

"Konoha Village must actively implement a comprehensive well-off society. This is the oath I make here as the third generation Hokage..."

two hours later...

"Listen to the words of the Hokage and follow the footsteps of Konoha, and the people will never fall behind the pace of development..."

three hours later...

"The Internet is not a place outside the law! Some bastards get away with it and even steal my food! This is a very, very unethical behavior. I strongly condemn this! This should be added to Konoha's laws!"

...

"Enough, enough, you've had enough... We are recording a program, why are you going so wrong! Director, cut this part off for me in the later stage!" Dave came on stage with a headache and kicked him back. Danzo, who was about to give a speech, kicked down and spoke to the director over there.

"Okay, now let's invite the first contestant, Matt Day, Matt Wei, and the Youth Gang they lead to the stage!" After Dave finished speaking, he got off the stage...