Konoha's Crazy Dave

Under Indra's resentful gaze, Asura slowly stepped onto the stage.

Asura felt the "hot" gaze of Indra in the audience, with a smile on his face, and he hurriedly waved and waved hello to his brother.

Then, the music slowly started playing...

"...Why do I have a bad premonition...Which song is he singing?" Listening to the unfamiliar accompaniment, Dave was stunned and hurriedly asked the director on the side.

"...original song...a brother's life...the lyrics are written by Ashura, the music is composed by Ashura, and the song is sung by Ashura." The director took out the form and murmured slowly.

"Him? Do you think Asura did it or did you do it yourself? Oops! Hurry! Give me earplugs!" Dave was instantly confused and shouted anxiously.

But...it's too late...

"Brother~~~~~ (broken voice)" Asura closed his eyes affectionately, and then... opened up his beautiful singing voice...

"Brother~~~~My brother~~~ (Second consecutive break)"

Uchiha Madara was sitting on the instructor's chair below, with his back to the stage, listening to the wonderful voice coming from above... I saw the sunglasses hanging on Uchiha Madara's face burst instantly...

Uchiha Madara quickly summoned a small part of Susanoo to cover his ears...

"boom!"

The Susanoo covering Uchiha Madara's ears could not last more than three seconds... Then, Madara fainted instantly... Blood slowly flowed from his ears...

"Hit me! Quick! Hit me!! I'm going crazy!! Kakuzu! Hit here! Hard!!" Black Zetsu was stunned and roared towards Kakuzu over there.

Without even looking at Hei Zetsu, Kakuzu took out the pistol from his pocket and fired two shots into his heart... Then he lay down on the ground with a peaceful face...

"Ahhhhh!!" Hei Jue couldn't stand it anymore, so he directly slipped into the ground...

"Izanagi!"

"Izanagi!"

...

Only Danzo is struggling to support...

"My~ brother~~~ (treble + broken sound)" Asura has reached the state of the unity of man and song. He has forgotten himself and devoted himself to his singing with intoxication...

"My brother~~do you know how much I~~love you~~ (sounding hoarse)"

"You are like the warm sunshine~~lighting up my heart~~ (Ghost Crying and Wolf Howling)"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

....Now there is only Asura's voice on the field..Other people...basically all the other people have fainted...

Danzo passed out without even being able to use Izanagi...

"I'm sorry, Asura, don't blame grandma, Hira Yomi!" Even though he is such a powerful person like Kaguya, veins are popping up on his head at this moment, and his body is shaking constantly... Then a black hole suddenly appeared on the stage, and Asura sucked it in...

Indra...Indra is now frothing at the mouth and fainted on the ground...

The world...is completely quiet...

"Director... add Asura to the blacklist for me..." Dave, with empty eyes, got up from the ground, his eyes bloodshot... he said dully.

"What did you say?!" Two streams of blood slowly flowed out of the director's ears at this moment...

"I said...add Asura to the black list for me!" Dave came back to his senses and roared loudly.

"What?? You want to give me a salary increase?!"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" The two horns who had just had their hearts knocked out and were still in coma suddenly woke up and roared loudly.

"Manager Kakuzu, you also want to give me a salary increase! Hahaha!!" At this moment, the deaf director burst out laughing.

"...Do you need to get rid of him?" Kakuzu's eyes flickered, and he turned to look at Dave aside and asked.

"...Rolling around...today we will record this...that...everyone who is unconscious on the field will be taken to the hospital for treatment..." Dave was speechless.

In the hospital...

Asura and Indra were lying on the hospital bed. Indra looked at the ceiling blankly... Asura, who was bruised and swollen, happily asked his brother how he sang today...

"Are you okay?" Kaguya walked into the ward and asked slowly while looking at the two people lying on the bed.

"I'm fine, grandma! Well, grandma! Do you think my singing sounds good? Hehe, I have already thought of my new song. The new song is called I Love My Grandma!" Asura shook his head, full of excitement asked.

"...Asura...that...about singing...actually...I think..." Kaguya said slowly, struggling with her thoughts.

However, Kaguya felt Asura, and her sweet grandson's cute big eyes were looking at her...

"I think you sing very well. Come on, grandma believes in you."

Indra over there slapped his forehead fiercely... It's over... It's over... It's not enough to have a grandma at home who cooks and kills... Here's another one who sings and kills...

"By the way, is there a kitchen here in the hospital?" Kaguya suddenly thought of something and asked doubtfully.

"No, no, no, no!!!!" Indra and Asura stood up at the same time and shouted.

"The kitchen, the kitchen is over there in the restaurant of the hospital." At this time, Hashirama, who was passing by to see Indra and Asura, said doubtfully.

"Well, you guys wait for me for a while." Kaguya nodded with a smile, then turned around and left here.

Indra and Asura instantly looked at Hashirama with red eyes...

"I...did I say something wrong?" Hashirama swallowed and asked in a trembling voice... He came to the hospital to see Madara... I heard that Madara was hospitalized... I happened to pass by this ward to see him. When I arrived, Indra and Asura came to see...

...On the other side, in the hospital restaurant...

"Can I borrow your kitchen? I want to make some food for my children in the hospital." Kaguya said slowly while looking at the busy aunt in the kitchen.

"Please do it, there are not many good elders like you these days," the aunt said with sigh as she looked at Kaguya.

"Well, thank you" Kaguya nodded.

Then... Kaguya looked at a chicken running over there and grabbed it with one hand...

"Chicken...it seems like there is no need to remove the hair, um, yes, just steam it!"

"Isn't there any salt in the kitchen? Eh? The packet placed under the window seems to be rat poison. Hmm~ It should be the latest brand of salt. Mito seems to have said that you need to sprinkle more salt on stewed chicken to make it taste better. Hmm, Sprinkle it all in."

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