Konoha's Crazy Dave

Madara turned his head in confusion and looked at...uh...the two people in front of him...

To be precise...it's...one male and one "female"

"Tobirama???" Hashirama asked in shock as he looked at the "female" next to Izuna with a confused look on his face.

"Uh...brother???" Tobirama also looked at the "female" next to Madara with a confused expression...

Eye to eye...

silence....

"You..." Madara looked at Izuna and asked doubtfully...

"I... that... elder brother... it seems... we... thought of it together..." Quan Nai also smiled a little awkwardly...

Izuna really couldn't stand it yesterday... As Madara's younger brother, the two of them have the same thoughts... Well...

But Tobirama is not the type of person that Hashirama can impress with his salary...

Quan Nai got herself involved...

Hmm...be a lab assistant for Tobirama for a month...and he must be the kind who is always available...

"Well...this is Senju Hashimi..." Madara understood immediately. Hearing the footsteps coming from the house, Madara glanced at Izuna and said.

"This is Senju Feiyue" Quan Nai received the look, understood immediately, and said.

"Yeah, you're all here! Come in, come in!" At this time, Huina walked out of the room, looked at the four people in front of her, looked at Fei Yue and Zhu Mei, her eyes lit up, and she hurriedly said.

"Uh... Hello, Auntie." Zhumei was still stunned. Madara leaned against him gently, and Zhumei quickly reacted and said.

"Hello, aunt," Feiyue said coldly and nodded.

"Hey, come in quickly, it's already winter, what are you doing outside?" Eina nodded happily and hurriedly let a few people into the room.

Several people walked into the room, and Tajima was already sitting at the dining table.

Looking at the two beautiful figures who walked in, Tajima nodded with satisfaction after sizing them up. Well, both of them are pretty good-looking, and they are good family members. Well... they will be able to have grandchildren next year.

Then, several people sat at the dining table.

"Haha, what are the names of the two girls?" Eina asked happily.

"The Beauty of Thousand Arms"

"Thousand-hand moon"

"What? Are they all from the Senju clan??!" Tajima's eyes widened immediately after hearing this, and he looked at Madara and Izuna with a gloomy look on his face and asked.

"Stop that scary expression of yours! What kind of expression do you have on someone who is happily here with their children?" Eina slapped her hand on the table and shouted to Tajima.

"Yes, yes." Tajima quickly changed his expression, and a smile appeared on his face... although this smile... is really a bit unflattering...

"Oh, now in this peaceful era, don't bring over the grievances from the Warring States Period. If you want to fight someone who kills people all day long, you want to fight with the Thousand-Armed Buddha. What's wrong with you?" Eina snorted coldly and continued. .

"Yes, yes, I will definitely change, I will definitely change." Tajima nodded quickly.

Then, few people said anything during the meal...

After eating... Ena threw Madara, Izuna, Tajima and his son into the kitchen to wash the dishes... She pulled Hashimi and Tobitsuki to sit on the sofa and chatted... .

Madara and Izuna gave them a look before leaving, and Zhumi and Tobiyue also looked back, saying they understood.

"When are you going to get married to Madara, Izuna and the others?" Eina asked, holding their hands, with a kind mother's smile on her face.

"Uh... Auntie Ena... Madara and I have only known each other for a day... We got married... Isn't it... too early..." Zhumi asked hesitantly.

"Hey! It's not early, it's not early. I think back then, it only took less than a day from the time Madara's father and I met to get married. You guys are still a little late," Eina said with a kind smile.

"Let's do this. Let's hold the wedding in the afternoon, Tajima! Go to the clan and send out invitations!"

.....

After chatting like this for half an hour... Madara and Izuna also finished washing the dishes and were ready to take Hashimi and Tsukimi away...

There's no way... Hashirama is wearing a skirt... His leg hair... is about to grow out... it will be exposed if he stays any longer...

"Uchiha Tajima, are you at home?" Just when a few people were about to leave, a shout suddenly came from outside the house.

"In the Thousand-Armed Buddha Room? What is he doing here?" Tajima put down the newly washed dishes and murmured in confusion.

"Oops, father!" Hashirama and Tobirama's minds went blank for a moment...

"Buddha room, come in, there is someone at home." Tajima smiled coldly, humming, it's time to settle the accounts from the past few days.

Fo Jian held little Meiqin in his arms and wandered into the house.

"Hey, Tajima, you have a lot of people in your family," Buddha said with a smile as he looked at the people in front of him.

"Humph, yes, no, my sons, Madara and Izuna, are here with their girlfriends. They are getting married tomorrow, so you have to come then," Tajima said with a chuckle.

"Oh? Both Madara and Izuna have girlfriends?" Buddha looked at Madara and Izuna in surprise.

Then, Fojian looked at Feiyue and Zhumei over there...

Feiyue and Zhumei's faces were dripping with cold sweat...

"Are they them? They look familiar." Fo Jian touched his chin and asked doubtfully.

"Hahahahaha, of course they look familiar. They are members of your Senju clan." Tajima laughed.

"Oh~ She's from the Senju Clan. Well, not bad, she has the style of a woman from my Senju Clan. Look at this woman, her legs are very hairy." Buddhama nodded and pointed at Zhu Mei's legs and said slowly.

...

The atmosphere suddenly became silent...

Madara slapped his forehead hard... It's over... This idiot... I would have made him wear pants if I had known... Why does his damn physique grow so fast?

"Oh, that's all. Remember to call me when the wedding is held tomorrow. I just took my great-granddaughter out for a walk today. Well, I stopped by to see you. Look, how well-behaved my great-granddaughter is sleeping. "Tsk, tsk, let's go." Buddha raised his eyebrows at Tajima provocatively, gently hugged the sleeping little Mikoto in his arms, turned around and left.

After walking in the Buddha's room...

Tajima and Ena turned their attention to Madara and Hashimi in front of them...

"Zumi...what happened to the hair on your legs? Wasn't it there just now..." Eina asked a little embarrassed.

"That... mother, she is a member of the Senju Clan, a member of the Senju Clan. You also know Senju Hashirama, right? She has a physique similar to Senju Hashirama. She recovers from injuries or something. Extremely fast... Well... In order to give you a good impression, she specially plucked her leg hair today, but... we didn't expect... she grew up so fast..." Ban wiped the hair on his face. Cold sweat, anxiety brings wisdom.

"Yes, yes," Zhumei nodded quickly.