Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Is that so?" Huina said she was still a little confused.

"Well, that's possible. I remember the hair on his legs in Senjubutsu... um..." Tajima on the side seemed to have thought of some horrific scene in his mind, and cold sweat poured down his face...

"Oh, that's it. If you have something to do, just go and get busy." Huina was still a little confused, but she wouldn't say anything. It's a hairy leg. It's a family problem. You can't blame others.

Madara and Izuna quickly took the two of them and left...

In the evening, Madara and Izuna sent messages to Eina at the same time...

"Are you sure... you're not joking?" Eina asked with a gloomy look.

Zhumei and Feiyue both died during the afternoon mission? ? ?Are you kidding me? ?

"Uh...yes...right," Quan Nai wiped the cold sweat from his face and said hesitantly.

"Well, it was Wuyin Village who killed Zhu Mei. I will go to Wuyin Village to take revenge." Spot nodded, turned around and left here.

Kirigakure Village:? ? ?

"A sneeze! A sneeze! A sneeze!" The Sandaime Mizukage sneezed several times.

"Mizukage-sama, please keep warm."

"Yes, it's getting cold today," the Sandaime Mizukage nodded.

"Uh... that's right, it was Feiyue who was killed by Yunyin Village. I'm going to take revenge too!" Quan Nai also nodded, turned around and left here in a hurry.

Yunyin Village:? ? ?

Looking at the two people leaving in a hurry, Huina shook her head helplessly. She was also their mother, couldn't she even see these things?Forget it, let them be.

The next day, within ANBU...

"For this mission...call White Fang over," Hiruzen looked at the commission in his hand and said slowly after being silent for a while.

"Mr. Buchou, do you have a mission?" A few minutes later, Sakumo walked in and looked at Hiruzen in confusion.

"Well, go to Kumogakure Village to demonstrate... to attack Kumogakure Village's strength." Hiruzen handed the commission in his hand to Sakumo.

"Is this the task entrusted by Uncle Izuna?" Sakumo asked doubtfully as he looked at the signature under the letter of entrustment.

"Well, this mission is very difficult, so this time I, Naruto, and you, the strongest ANBU besides me, and Orochimaru, by the way, will go together." Hiruzen nodded.

"Oh? Are Hokage-sama and Orochimaru going too?" Sakumo asked doubtfully.

"Well, Naruto said that he has learned a new technique in the past two days... He wants to come out and try it... Orochimaru also followed the Hokage, went there to practice, and recorded the new technique used by the Hokage." Hiruzen was helpless. 's shook his head.

"Okay" Sakumo nodded.

Quan Na originally wanted to go to Yunyin Village to find something to do and just deal with it casually.But he could see Eina's attitude, and he also knew that Eina knew that he was lying.

So I stayed...prepared to explain it to Eina, but...Madara had already left for Kirigakure Village...He didn't go...it seemed a bit embarrassing...well...so I entrusted ANBU with it. Go ahead...

Yunyin Village:?What a bastard reason is this.

Ever since...the entrance to Konoha...

"Get in the car," Danzo said slowly while pressing the window, wearing sunglasses and looking at the three people in front of him.

"...Do you... still look like you are going on a mission??" Hiruzen looked at Danzo with a headache on his face and asked.

"What are you afraid of? It's just Cloud Hidden Village. Let's go." Danzo smiled disdainfully and pressed down the car window again.

Hiruzen, Sakumo, and Orochimaru looked at each other...or sat in the back of the car...

Sakumo opened the back door...uh...

"Master???" Shuomao looked at Dave in front of him with a confused look on his face.

"What? Is there a problem? Can't I go and see the excitement?" Dave asked doubtfully.

Hiruzen was speechless... This was a fucking ANBU mission... When had their ANBU ever been in a car...

The three of them got in the car...uh...

"Mirror??? Why are you here too??" Hiruzen sat on his seat and looked at the car mirror in front of him... Uh... I didn't expect that it was a mirror on the driver's seat.

"Menyan has caught a cold these past two days and is recuperating at home. I asked Jing to be the driver first," Danzo explained.

Sakumo and Orochimaru were sitting at the back shivering... looking at the four people in front of them...

The four major gangsters in the ninja world are all out... So Kumogakure Village is still a fool...

"Everyone, fasten your seat belts, the veteran driver is about to drive," he lowered the front mirror and said with a smile.

Soon, everyone fastened their seat belts and set off.

on the way...

"Sakumo, when are you going to marry that little girl?" Dave asked while he was doing nothing, looking at Sakumo behind him.

"Ah...this...this...isn't it too early..." Sakumo blushed and said intermittently.

"Why is this so early? I will marry your wife when I am 16 years old." "You are not in a hurry, I, Dave, am still in a hurry."

My Dave is still thinking about his little white haired boy with kidney deficiency.

"Don't listen to his nonsense. He married Yue Mei when he was 16. He and Yue Mei were engaged since they were young, so they got married so early." Hiruzen rolled his eyes at Dave speechlessly.

"Well... Master, it's still too early now. I want to wait a few years before talking about it," Sakumo said with a smile.

"Okay, okay, you can weigh it yourself. Master, I won't force you. Just do what you think is appropriate." Dave shook his head and smiled.

"By the way, speaking of engagement. Well, Danzo, no, in-laws, no, no, um, Danzo, look, um, should we also get an engagement for Dai Yue and Yun'er?" The engagement was made, Dave clapped his hands, looked at Danzo in front and asked with a smile.

"Get out!" Danzo shouted with a shameless expression.

"Tsk, aren't we thinking about them? Look, my son Dai Yue and your daughter Yun'er are in love with each other. They are a match made in heaven. What a great couple. We are not that pedantic. People of the older generation don’t feel that way, and we won’t force it, but the problem is that they feel that way now! We call it strengthening promotion!” Dave continued to talk nonsense.

"Get out of here! You have bad intentions!" Danzo was so angry when he heard Dave talking nonsense.

"It's not a bad intention, you see..."

Seeing Dave and Danzo arguing over each other, the remaining people shook their heads helplessly. Dave was still the same Dave, still so shameless and shameless.