Konoha's Crazy Dave

"I've already said hello to Mito. There are already several girls waiting for you two at the blind date corner. Your current age is not a problem. Those girls are all in their 20s. You must seize the opportunity." Ena He grabbed their ears and said with a smile.

"...Um...Mother...I...Um...I have something to do...How about I..." Quan Nai grinned and said hurriedly.

"Shut up, what's more important than the two of you? I have to hold my grandson next year. This is the most important thing. Do you understand?" Eina grabbed Izuna's ear with her hand and hardened her voice. said.

"Hiss... I understand." Quan Nai grinned as she was tugged at her teeth and nodded quickly.

Just like that... Izuna and Madara were thrown into the blind date corner...

While Izuna and Madara were chatting with these girls, they had the idea of ​​​​escape countless times... but they gave up the idea when they felt the scarlet eyes flashing behind a tree...

Dusk hour...

Madara and Izuna had expressions of hopelessness on their faces...but they were also glad in their hearts...it was finally over...

"There are so many girls, but there is no one you like?" Huina walked out from behind the tree and asked in confusion, looking at the hopeless expressions on the two people's faces.

"No...no..." Quan Nai said helplessly.

"..Okay" Eina choked, before she could say the next words...

"Then... mother, us?" Madara asked hurriedly.

"Go back first and come back tomorrow. I'll ask Mito to help you find more."

"..."

Just like that... After three days of blind date between Izuna and Madara...

"I can't bear it anymore!" Madara drank the wine in front of him with no expression on his face.The wine glass in his hand was also slammed onto the table by Madara.

"Hahaha, hahahaha, Madara, your mother is doing your best! Hahaha! Don't let her down for all your hard work!" Hashirama laughed happily after hearing this.

I think that he and Mito were also brought together by Buddha. Alas, it makes me cry if I talk about it too much.

Madara picked up another wine glass and poured some more wine into it. When he raised the glass and was about to drink it again...

Madara looked through the transparent wine glass at Hashirama, who was laughing in front of him...

Then... Madara slowly put down his wine glass and looked at Hashirama quietly...

"Hahahaha...hahaha...ha...uh...Madara...why are you looking at me like that?" Hashirama's smile suddenly stopped, looking at Madara staring at him in front of him, Hashirama suddenly felt Feeling a bad premonition, he swallowed his saliva and asked doubtfully.

"I... have a good idea." Madara smiled coldly.

Then, Madara and Hashirama explained their good ideas...

"What? No! Absolutely not! This...isn't this a lie?" Hashirama said in shock.

"500"

"...." The atmosphere was silent for a while...

"Moda... we have been good friends for decades. This matter is something I, Hashi Hot Mom, have no obligation to refuse!" Hashirama said with a righteous face.

Afterwards, Madara took out his phone and called his mother.

"Hey, Madara, what's going on?" Eina answered the phone and asked doubtfully.

"Mom, I have found a woman I like," Madara said slowly after being silent for a while.

"!!! Really! Madara! You really found it!" Eina was also stunned for a while, and asked excitedly after she reacted.

"Well...real mother..." Madara nodded expressionlessly...

"Haha, my mother was about to give up, and she was just about to call you and Quan Nai to say something. Seeing how tired you and Quan Nai are these two days, I didn't expect you to give your mother a surprise! Great! Bring her here tomorrow Check it out at home!" Eina over there said excitedly...

"Papa..."

The mobile phone clutched in Madara's ear fell off... His originally expressionless face looked even more gloomy...

What a crime, what a crime! ! !

An unknown fire arose in Madara's heart...

"Hey! Hey! Madara, did you hear that? Remember to bring that girl to your house tomorrow!" Ena's voice came from the cell phone on the ground...

"Well...I...get it." Madara picked up the phone and said after a moment of silence...

"Is that girl a commoner or from which family? How old is she? Is she good-looking or not?" Eina over there continued to ask.

"..Members of the Senju Clan...well...you can see each other tomorrow anyway, so hang up first." Madara said and hung up the phone.

Madara wanted to cry a little now... Looking at the wine in front of him, he didn't use a wine glass, just took the bottle and drank directly...

In front of him, Hashirama was still counting on his fingers how to spend the 500 million...

the next day...

Madara comes to Hashirama...

Hmm...Hashirama is offline and Hashimi is online...

"Okay Madara, let's go!" Zhu Mei walked up to Madara and said happily.

"...You lifted the transformation technique... Just put on your makeup as before... Do you think my parents and their Sharingan are all blind?" Madara looked at Hashirama in front of him using the transformation technique to transform into Zhumei asked speechlessly.

"...But..." Hashirama released the transformation technique...lifted his trousers...

Looking at the thick woolen pants on Hashirama's legs...Madara was confused...

"Shave it with tape," Madara said helplessly.

"No!! That's very painful!! And as you know, if I shave it off, it will grow back in about an hour," Hashirama said quickly.

"I'll add another 100 million. Let's just chat for a while and have a meal. Half an hour is enough. From now on, I can just find a reason to say that you died in a certain mission." Madara slowly said said.

"...No way..." Hashirama thought of the heart-piercing pain when he shaved his legs during the last commercial shoot, and shuddered...

"I'm adding 400 million, and I'll give you a total of 1 million when everything is done!"

"Where's the tape?"

...

A few minutes later, Madara and Hashimi slowly walked to Tajima's new home...

"You know what to say?" Madara turned to look at Zhu Mei and asked.

"Don't worry, you have forgotten that I also performed the romantic drama "The Temptation of Returning to the Village". I still remember those lines and plot." Zhu Mei nodded.

"...Okay, let's go." Madara was silent for a while, always feeling that something bad would happen...

But now that things have reached this bad point...how could it be worse? "

"Brother, why are you here too?"

Just when Madara and Hashimi were about to enter the house... there was a shout from behind...