Konoha's Crazy Dave

After school time...

Tajima and Buddhama stood at the door of the school...

"What are you doing here?" Buddha asked, looking at Tajima standing aside.

"Hmph, I'm here to pick up my son," Tajima snorted coldly.

"Oh~ Well, I'm here to pick up my son too. Well, I'm here to pick up my great-grandson. I heard that my great-grandson is really great. He is so young and knows more than a thousand forbidden arts. Tsk, Tobirama's teachings are too harsh. How old are you, what are you doing studying so much?" Buddha sighed.

"...Shut up if you can't speak!" Veins popped up on Tajima's head...Why didn't this guy realize he was so mean before?

"Oh, some people don't even have any descendants. They are all so old and have no one to take care of them in old age." Fojian laughed.

Tajima closed his eyes and suppressed the anger in his heart...

Over there, Madara and Izuna are in the Internet cafe. I don’t know why, but they always feel that it’s a bit cold today...

In the square on the other side...

"Huh, this is the first time I have discovered such a fun thing in so many years." Xianzi chuckled and wiped the sweat from his face.

"Are you still going on?" Huina asked with a smile.

"No, no, I have to pick up Tsunade," Mito said with a smile.

"I remembered, yes, yes, Itama also asked me to pick him up. Mito, let's go together. When I get back, I will go see little Mikoto and Dai Yue. As a great-grandmother, I haven't given it to them yet. Where's the gift?" Xianzi clapped his hands and suddenly remembered.

"Well, I'm also going to cook for Hagoromo Hamura, Ashura Indra and the others." Kaguya nodded expressionlessly.

Looking at the three people leaving, Huina was a little at a loss...

"I heard that Madara and Izuna-sama went to the Internet cafe. Let's go and watch him play games. Those are Hashirama, the number one thousand hands in the national server, and Tobirama, the number one thousand hands in the national server!" At this time, Ena ran past. Two young people...

Eina's face gradually turned ugly...playing games...the two of them actually had the nerve to play games?

Eina followed them expressionlessly and walked towards the Internet cafe...

Then, Eina passed by an alley and looked at an abandoned steel rod thrown in the alley. She picked up the steel rod and walked towards the Internet cafe with an expressionless face...

In the Internet cafe...

"A sneeze! A sneeze! Brother, why do I feel so cold..." Quan Nai sneezed several times and asked Madara on the side.

"I don't know, I feel the same way." Madara shook his head.

"Forget it, let's continue playing ranked. Hashirama is going to deliver food. He will be here in a minute. Win a few more games now," Madara thought of something and said quickly.

At the counter over there, Kyuubi is playing a game...

At this moment, a figure holding a steel rod appeared in Kyuubi's sight...

Kyuubi was confused for a while, but didn't say anything.He had seen this kind of scene too many times, and it was probably some little brat who was here to arrest someone.

But Kyuubi quickly realized, that's not right, he doesn't have any minors here now, what is this woman doing here?

"Hey, woman, what are you doing here? Are you here to arrest your child?" Xiao Jiuwei asked aloud.

"Yes." Eina turned her head to look at Kyuubi and nodded expressionlessly.

"Then he might not be here with me. I'm not underage right now," Little Kyuubi reminded.

"Underage? No, Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna are here, right?" Ena asked, shaking her head.

"Uh...are you looking for them??" Kyuubi was stunned for a moment, looked at Eina's appearance, and then looked at a steel rod several meters long that Eina was carrying on her shoulder...

Uh...could it be...that the two old trees, Madara and Izuna, have blossomed?Are you still pursuing a woman together?Then the two brothers discovered each other, and they both began to give in, and finally gave up on the girl. Then the girl found out, was heartbroken, and came to fight between the two?

Little Kyuubi's heart instantly painted a large-scale drama series of brotherly love and hatred...

"Well, um, those two are there!" Xiao Jiuwei pointed directly in the direction of the two of them with the idea of ​​watching a show.

"Well, thank you." Eina nodded expressionlessly, shook her head, took off the steel rod she was carrying, and slowly walked towards Madara and Izuna over there...

"Izuna! Get out of the way of the group. The shooter and I are here. This group can fight. Quick!" Madara hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter at this time.

"Okay!" Quan Nai nodded solemnly.

Just when Izuna flashed an R to start the group, and Madara was about to operate to keep up with the output...

"Bang!" A steel rod fell from the sky, directly smashing the computers in front of him into pieces...

Just when Madara and Izuna were about to take action... uh... this familiar feeling... they were instantly confused... their hands were still pressing the keyboard...

"Madara, Izuna, is the game fun?" Eina put one foot on the table and looked at the two of them with a smile.

"Mother...you...um...why are you here...didn't you go to the square dance with Mito and the others?" Izuna swallowed...this familiar smile...

"Yeah, isn't this the end of the dance? Mito went to pick up his granddaughter, Xianzi went to buy a gift for his great-granddaughter, and Kaguya also went to cook for the grandchildren. Don't you think I have any shortcomings?" Megumi Nai knocked on the steel rod on the table with one hand and asked with a smile.

"Um...oh! I know, mother, you are hungry, right?" Quan Na swallowed and said quickly.

"Yes, yes, mother, let me take you to eat Ichiraku Ramen. The hand-made ramen is delicious." Madara also nodded quickly.

"Don't play this trick on me, you two! Come with me!" Huina threw the steel rod in her hand.

He grabbed their ears and walked towards the outside of the Internet cafe.

Kyuubi looked at the steel rod inserted into the cabinet above his head... The steel rod was only one centimeter away from Kyuubi's head... Kyuubi swallowed... This woman... is so fierce... .Who is... holding those two people by their ears...

"Eh? Isn't that Madara-sama? Huh? Who is that woman? Huh??? Even Izuna-sama was dragged away by her ears?" Pedestrians passing by were shocked when they saw Ena grabbing the ears of two people. said.

"That... mother... let go... let go... I'm over 50 years old... save some face for me..." Madara was helplessly dragged away by his ear by his mother.

"What? Over 50 years old? Do you know that you are over 50 years old?? Xianzi even has great-grandchildren. What about me? Where is my grandson? When can I see my great-grandson again?" Hui Nai asked with an angry smile.

"Besides, what's wrong with you being over 50 years old? Aren't you still my child? Do you have any other opinions?"

"No...no objection..."