Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Aha, my takeaway has arrived!" At this time, a figure emerged from the crowd and shouted looking at Hashirama standing on the big Buddha over there.

"Oh! It's your takeaway!" Hashirama laughed loudly. He knew this kid. He was the kid who was chopped off by Dave's disciples in the previous Olympics.

"No, remember to give a five-star review! I delivered it on time!" Hashirama smiled, and Senshou stretched out a hand again to deliver the takeaway to Lie.

"Okay, okay, mother! It's time to eat. The takeout I ordered has arrived!" Lie nodded, took the takeout from his big hand, and shouted to Chiyo over there.

Feeling the gazes of hundreds of people around him, Chiyo smiled awkwardly...

"Okay, my mission this time is completed! I'm going back first!" Hashirama smiled, then turned around and controlled the Buddha to leave here...

After Hashirama left, the atmosphere was silent for a while...

"Chiyo-sama...I think about this...should you give me an explanation?" The Sandaime Kazekage asked Chiyo over there with a somewhat ugly expression.

"Ahem...I will give you an explanation for this..." Chiyo rubbed his eyebrows with a headache, and after saying that, he quickly pulled Lie and left here...

The next day, Sunagakure Village released news that Sunagakure Village would no longer accept takeaways from other villages. If anyone in the village secretly orders takeaways from other villages, once discovered, they will be fined and detained for three days...

At the same time, in Tobirama's laboratory...

"Tobirama...are you...really going to do this..." Hashirama hesitated and looked at Tobirama...

"Well, brother, if it is really successful, this technique may change the ninja world." Tobirama nodded solemnly.

"But...are you a bit blasphemous to the dead..." Hashirama asked.

"300"

"Tobirama, try it boldly and confidently. As your brother, I will absolutely support you. Of course, don't go too far, or I will stop you!" Hashirama's face suddenly changed, and his face was full of emotion. The good brother said vividly.

"This is a small part of their flesh and blood." Izuna on the side handed Tobirama 10 bottles, which contained some flesh and blood.

"Then... I'll start and drag them up!" Tobirama nodded solemnly and said in a deep voice.

"Let me go! Didn't you say that we were going to dig out manure today? Why did we get here!" Black Jue dragged ten White Jue over, and one of them asked with a confused face.

"Shut up." Hei Jue slapped him and blocked their mouths.

"Don't worry, their sacrifices will never be in vain. It's 1 million for each White Zetsu. I'll give it to you when the experiment is over." Tobirama nodded and looked at Black Zetsu and said.

Hei Jue pretended to be heartbroken. These Bai Jue were his brothers. He sold them for only 1000 million... wu wu wu... hahaha...

"Ahem... Well... if you still need it in the future, you can come to me." After pretending to be sad for a while, Black Zetsu walked to Tobirama and said softly.

Mother White Zetsu can be made at will using Hashirama's cells. Hashirama's cells are so easy to make. For 3000 silver taels, I can buy 100 grams of flesh and blood from Hashirama. One hundred grams of flesh and blood can be used to make [-] White Zetsu. Earn money with blood.

"You step back, Orochimaru, let's get started." Tobirama motioned for everyone to step back and said to Orochimaru over there.

Orochimaru also nodded excitedly and walked to Tobirama's side.

The two of them each took out a scroll and faced ten Bai Jue.

"The art of reincarnation from dirty soil!" The two of them unfolded the scroll at the same time and swung it towards the ground.

A spell slowly appeared on the ground, wrapping ten Bai Jue in it, and then a piece of paper slowly wrapped the ten Bai Jue.

After a while...

Hashirama, Tobirama, Izuna, Madara... looked at the ten figures in front of them, their eyes were red...

"Here is..." One of them had long straight black hair and looked very similar to Senju Hashirama. He was wearing red armor. He opened his eyes and looked around suspiciously...

"A Thousand-hand Buddha Room?"

"Uchiha Tajima?"

“The Thousand-Armed Buddha Room!”

"Uchiha Tajima!!!"

Looking at the two of them having sex together as soon as they came out...the initially sad atmosphere changed instantly...

"Ahem, father, father, calm down! Don't fight yet!" Hashirama hurried up, hugged the Buddhist sword from behind and shouted.

"Father, calm down! Don't fight yet!" Quan Nai also hurried up and hugged Tajima from behind and shouted.

"Tobirama? Are you Tobirama?"

"Huh? Are you Izuna?"

The two of them also stopped and looked at the person holding them behind them...

After several hours of explanation...

"Hashirama, you even have grandchildren! So do you, Tobirama! Come on, come on! Bring them over quickly! Let me see them!" Buddha said happily.

Then... Dave just finished taking a shower... there was a list hanging on his body, and suddenly his old father Fei Leishen sent it to him... Oh... Yue Mei, Dai Yue, Miqin, Jiaoyue and others were also Sent over...

"Uh... old father... why are there so many people..." Dave asked with a confused look on his face with a toothbrush hanging in his mouth.

"Father...this is my son, oh, this is Dai Yue, my grandson, Mikoto, the new born little guy, my granddaughter. This is the eldest brother's granddaughter, Tsunade, the eldest brother's son is not in Konoha now , I can’t bring them over,” Tobirama introduced one by one.

"....????" Dave looked confused...No...what have you done...why did you even bring my grandfather here...

Looking at the happy scene of the family over there at Buddha... looking at Buddha holding one in his hand and three standing beside him, Uchiha Tajima looked disdainful.

Buddha Jian also seemed to feel the gaze of his old enemy. He gently hugged little Mikoto in his arms and looked at Tajima over there provocatively.

"Hmph! Madara, Izuna, hurry up and bring me your children and grandchildren!" Tajima turned his head and shouted to Madara and Izuna with a cold face.

...

Madara and Izuna looked at each other awkwardly...

"Well...father...my eldest brother and I...we...are...not married yet..." Quan Nai lowered his head and said hesitantly.

"What??? How old are you and Madara! Over 50 years old! You two are not married yet??" Uchiha Madara's mother, Uchiha Ena, walked up to them, grabbed their ears and roared road.

"Hey... mother... um... you... listen to my explanation!" Quan Na and Madara were pulled by their ears by their mother and said with embarrassment on their faces.

My mother still has such a bad temper... Quan Nai thought helplessly...

Ena looks a lot like Tsukimi. She is the kind of woman who you feel is very gentle at first glance. Well... but unlike Tsukimi... Ena has a very explosive temper.