Konoha's Crazy Dave

Hashirama wore a green hat and sat on the street... his figure looked a little lonely...

This is a bad start... Such a problem occurred on the first order... Fortunately, it was someone I knew... and gave me a good review...

No, you must not do this for your next order!

"Damn it! Are all their delivery guys so fast? Give me an order!!" Hashirama howled, tapping the screen with his hand...

"You can't do this, Senju Hashirama." At this time, a voice sounded next to Hashirama.

Hashirama turned around in confusion and saw a pig... sitting on the pig was a bandaged man with a small green helmet on his head... it was Wu, the second generation Tsuchikage.

"None?" Hashirama asked doubtfully.

"Hmm. Newbie, right? It's your first time taking an order, right?" Wu hummed, sitting on the back of the pig, with one hand on one leg, as if I was a senior.

"Hmm, can you teach me? Those delivery guys are grabbing it too fast!" Hashirama's eyes were filled with stars, and he remembered that this second-generation Tsuchikage can be said to be an old-timer in delivering food. ah!

"No problem. Now the ninja world has begun to develop in the information age. Not to mention those small villages and small countries, the number of delivery people in the five major ninja villages alone has reached 50. Think about it, you can grab 50 people An order? "Wu is holding a lunch box. Anyway, he has been delivering takeaways all morning. Now it's time to eat, and he has nothing to do, so it doesn't hurt to chat with Senju Hashirama.

"50 people?? What should we do?" Hashirama also knew this for the first time and asked in surprise.

"Novices like you, don't look for orders that appear in real time, look for those that have a predetermined time. Those orders are basically reserved for you newbies, and veterans like us won't grab them." Wu Humph Hum twice, showing off the demeanor of a senior.

"When you receive more orders, gain more experience, and get more positive reviews, you don't have to rush. The platform will automatically send you orders."

"That's it! Thank you for your guidance, senior!" Hashirama nodded solemnly.

"Okay, I've finished my meal. It's time to deliver the food, Rose! Stand!" Wu nodded, threw the lunch box in his hand into the trash can, and then kicked the pig under the seat with his feet.

The name of this pig was Rose, which was given to him by Wu. He snorted twice, raised the two trotters in front of him, and Wuya stood up to meet him. After that, Hashirama could only see one pig. The back figure of a person running wildly.

"Speed! Speeding! That pig rider over there! You're speeding! Stop! Fine!!"

Watching the Uchiha policemen patrolling the roadside follow suit, Hashirama was speechless...

Hashirama shook his head helplessly, and then he accidentally pressed the screen with his hand.

"You have received a new order!"

"!!!" Hashirama was ecstatic. He didn't expect that he had been staring at the screen for an hour and pressing the orders that he hadn't picked up for an hour, and he got them at this casual moment!

"Gyuuki grilled squid, I want it from Konoha, not from other village branches. 50 skewers of grilled squid... delivered to Sunagakure Village, house No. xx, xx street. Note, I hope it can be delivered within 30 minutes, thank you, If you arrive within 30 minutes, you will give a positive review, if you don't arrive, you will give a negative review... Hiss, Sand Hidden Village... this is a bit difficult!" Hashirama murmured as he looked at the list, and took a cold breath after reading it...

"One minute has passed. Damn it!" Hashirama turned around and ran towards Gyuuki's grilled squid.

10 minutes passed before Hashirama came out of Ushiki's shop with a skewer in hand.

"Huh, ah!! The eight-tailed skewers are grilling so slowly!!" Hashirama roared speechlessly as he watched a third of the time pass.

He is still in Konoha now, still hundreds of kilometers away from Sunagakure Village!

"Damn it!" Hashirama didn't have time to think too much, he turned around and ran away from Konoha.

At the entrance of Konoha Village, Uchiha Kagami was sitting at the gate. The policeman who was originally guarding the gate had his wife give birth to a child today. As the clan leader and minister, Uchiha Kagami came here to watch for him for a day.

"Huh? Lord Hashirama? Lord Hashirama!" Kagami sat boredly in the guard room playing with his mobile phone, and shouted when he saw Hashirama speeding over there.

"Oh! It's the mirror! Let's talk when I come back!!" After hearing this, Hashirama greeted him and rushed to the entrance of the village.

"Wait a minute, Lord Hashirama, do you want to leave the village?" Seeing this situation, Jing hurried out and stopped Hashirama and asked.

"Yes, yes, I want to deliver food. Time is running out. Don't stop me!" Hashirama stopped and said hurriedly.

"Do you still need to deliver food?" Jing asked confused.

"Mirror, don't ask so many questions now. I'm running out of time. Can you just ask me casually when I come back?" Hashirama said with a headache.

"I'm sorry, Lord Hashirama, but anyone who leaves the village and enters the village needs to prove documents. But the delivery guy doesn't need it. Just take out the QR code of your delivery number and let me scan it," Jing said hurriedly, Take out a code scanning machine from the guard room.

"Okay, okay," Hashirama nodded quickly and took out the Kidney 7plus that he had been using for five years.

Then... Hashirama and Kagami just looked at this five-year-old mobile phone stuck on the QR code loading interface...

"Ahhhhh!! This phone!!" Hashirama was about to collapse!There are only twelve minutes left!

This phone is so bad. I must replace it when I get back. Hashirama has only used it for five years. In the past five years, this phone has only been repaired and reorganized more than 100 times, and it has already become stuck like this. Already?

"Damn it! Who came up with this policy of requiring documents when entering and leaving the village!" Hashirama complained speechlessly.

"Uh... this rule... seems to have been in place when the village was first built..." Jing thought for a while, looked at Hashirama, and said hesitantly.

"Oh..."

Finally, after another 2 minutes, the QR code appeared, and Kaoru quickly scanned it to let Hashirama pass.

Looking at Hashirama running out in a hurry, Jing shook his head helplessly.

Hashirama galloped for another 5 minutes... Seeing that there was still half the distance left, Hashirama was heartbroken.

"Immortal magic. Wood escape. Thousands of hands!!"

In Sand Hidden Village, the Sandaime Kazekage had been busy all morning and came to the balcony, ready to watch the scenery of the Land of Wind...

Suddenly... on the horizon in the distance... a giant Buddha a hundred meters high appeared and occupied his field of vision. The Sandaime Kazekage was instantly stunned...

"Sunagakure Village Level [-] Alert!!!!"

Then, the Sandaime Kazekage stood at the gate of Sunagakure Village with hundreds of Jonin who were not on the mission, looking solemnly at the giant Buddha that was speeding this way...

"Senju Hashirama...damn it!" the Sandaime Kazekage gritted his teeth...

And just when the giant Buddha arrived at the gate of Sunagakure Village, the Sandaime Kazekage was about to sacrifice himself heroically and use all the chakra in his body to protect the village behind him.

The giant Buddha's galloping footsteps stopped... just facing Sunagakure Village... the atmosphere was silent for a while...

The thousand arms of the Buddha slowly stretched out a hand...a person stood on the hand...

"Um... Retsu from Sunagakure Village, the Gyuuki Grilled Squid takeaway you ordered from Konoha Main Store has arrived. Um... well... the time is just right, remember to give it a good review!"