Konoha's Crazy Dave

"I gave you 300 million, but, brother, if you do this again next time, I won't care!" Tobirama said coldly.

"I understand," Hashirama, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, sat on his knees on the ground and nodded.

"Ahem, um... I've been studying a technique with Orochi Roku and the others recently..." Tobirama saw that the time was almost up and coughed twice.

Hashirama suddenly raised his head, and just as he was about to say something, Tobirama stopped him abruptly with three fingers stretched out...

"Well, then I'll leave first. Don't worry, I won't mess around. This technique is definitely a forbidden technique, and I won't use it randomly." Tobirama nodded with satisfaction, turned around and left with a smile.

Hashirama looked at Tobirama's leaving figure and slowly stood up.

Then, Hashirama's palms gradually clenched into fists, and his eyes gradually became firm.

Then, Hashirama took out his cell phone and called someone...

At noon...

"You are here"

"I am coming"

"You shouldn't have come"

"But I'm still here"

"...This is your helmet, Shodaime-sama." Jijibo shook his head helplessly, took out a small green helmet from behind and handed it to Hashirama.

Is their beautiful pig takeout so popular recently? Although he can understand that the beautiful pig delivery has spread to every corner of the ninja world, but are these delivery guys so popular now? The first generation Hokage and the second generation Tsuchikage have come to deliver food. ..

In Iwagakure Village, the Sandaime Tsuchikage will also take time to give it away. In Kirigakure Village... the entire Oniden clan will give it away... the art of water transformation. For example, the villagers in Konoha want to eat Kirigakure. The village's seafood, well... the Ghost Lantern clan's cross-sea delivery is pretty fast...

I heard that the leader of the Ghost Lantern Clan is now ranked No. 5 in the monthly delivery rankings...

"By the way, do you need a pig?" Jijibo looked at Hashirama putting on the green hat resolutely, and then asked.

"Pig? What do I need a pig for?" Hashirama was stunned and asked in confusion.

"Hokage-sama... We are a beautiful pig takeout... The standard mounts for the delivery guys are all pigs. Of course, you may not need them. After all, you are the god of ninja. You must have a lot of ninjutsu and you must be very fast." Come on!" Jijibo smiled honestly.

"...Well...I won't use pigs for the time being." Hashirama's eyes gradually turned red, he sniffed twice, turned around and left here.

God of Ninja... Wuwuwu... How long has it been since he heard this title... Wuwuwu...

I thought that even though I was a ninja god, I was reduced to delivering food.

"No! I am the God of Ninja! How can I be stumped by mere money! I want to achieve financial freedom! I want to reach the pinnacle of life!!" Hashirama wiped the tears on his face and roared firmly.

Then, Hashirama took out his mobile phone, opened the Meizhu takeout app, and started competing with other takeaways for orders...

half an hour later..

"Aha!! I finally got an order!!" Hashirama stood up excitedly and shouted.

How fast are these delivery guys? As soon as the order was placed, Hashirama’s phone was gone before he could even react.

"Let me take a look. My delivery boy's first order, Ichiraku Ramen, a large portion of Miso Yaki, and a large portion of Naruto Roll Ramen, was delivered to the financial manager's office of the Aishen Company. Huh? Is this what Kakuzu ordered? "Hashirama said doubtfully.

Then, Hashirama rushed towards Ichiraku Ramen using the teleportation technique without stopping.

"Tandashi! Beautiful pig takeout, large portion of miso yaki ramen! Large portion of Naruto roll ramen!!" Hashirama ran into the store panting and shouted to the busy hands over there.

"Ah, Uncle Hashirama, why are you here?" Tejama was startled by the sudden arrival of Hashirama.

"Quick, quick, quick, do it with your hands. Don't ask so many questions. I'm pressed for time!" Hashirama urged.

"Oh, I've already started making it when I received the order just now." Shou Da nodded hurriedly.

After a few minutes.

"Uncle Hashirama, why did you start delivering takeout?" Tate handed the packaged ramen to Hashirama and asked doubtfully.

"Let's talk when we get back. I only have 5 minutes left!" Hashirama hurriedly ran out without looking back.

In Love Kidney Company.

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1" Kakudu stood at the door of the office, looking at the stopwatch on his phone.

"Ha...ha...ha...Kakuzu...your takeaway..." Hashirama gasped, jumped off the glass outside the building, and handed the ramen in his hand to Kakuzu...

"...??? Hashirama?? Why did you start delivering takeaways..." Kakuzu was confused.

"Ha...ha...in order to achieve...financial freedom..." Hashirama gasped and laughed.

"...Hashirama...you are overtime by 3 seconds...forget it...we have known each other for so many years...I don't care about you...the problem is...where is my face??" Kakua They all took out their phones and pointed at the time, and Hashirama scratched his head in embarrassment.

Then... Kakuzu pointed to the bag in Hashirama's hand... Well... it's just a bag... with a big hole underneath... the kind that's still dripping with soup...

The atmosphere fell into embarrassment....

At this time, Kakuzu's cell phone rang, and Kakuzu answered.

"Hey! Kakuzu! Go check out the surveillance in the security room! Damn, who is it! Why are you running around on the wall outside the company in broad daylight? His grandma, isn't he afraid of falling to death from a building hundreds of meters high? ?? Forget it, that guy is still holding ramen? It happened to fall on my head. I just took a shower today, and my wife just washed the clothes yesterday!" Dave's roar came from the phone.

"...."The atmosphere fell into silence again...

"I'm so ****, I'm c****, I'm going to *****, he's *****, *********" listening to Dave's voice on the phone civilized language...

"Yeah... I know... um... I'll go and see... um... you go back and wash up first..." Kakuzu was silent for a while and promised intermittently...

"Well...that...this...I...that...I'll bring you another one..." Hashirama coughed twice, turned around and hurried away.

Kakuzu looked at Hashirama's back as he quickly ran away, and shook his head helplessly...

Ten minutes later, this time, Hashirama had a better memory. Well... he forgot that there seemed to be an elevator in Dave's company, and the complete package was delivered to his hands...

"That Dave thing... apologize to him for me, that's right, that... that... remember to give a good review..." Hashirama smiled awkwardly, and finished talking to Kakudu Leave here quickly.

Kakuzu shook his head speechlessly.