Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Tajima, where is your descendant? Come and have a look. Look at my great-granddaughter. Is she a good girl or not?" Fo Jian heard this and walked over with little Mikoto in his arms, joking.

Uchiha Tajima closed his eyes and suppressed the anger in his heart to fight with this guy again...

"Hahaha!!" Fojian laughed and hugged his granddaughter back.

He and Uchiha Tajima have played chess for so many years, losing and winning, but this time, he won very thoroughly.

"Okay, you two. OK, since my mother and I are back, your mother and I will help you. Within three years, you must find me a woman to marry, and, children! You must have four! No, Five! There must be more than that bastard in Buddha!" ​​Tajima opened his eyes angrily, looked at Madara and Izuna over there and said in a condensing voice.

Madara was confused... What the hell is going on... Originally, he thought they could reunite as a family after his father was resurrected... Who knew that the first thing they did after being resurrected was to be forced to get married...

"Brother, you can't let your father down, hahaha." At this time, a child who looked only seven or eight years old came over and laughed with a smile.

"Third brother... you're itchy, right? Do you think I won't dare to teach you a lesson just after you were resurrected?" Madara said as he looked at the young man with veins popping up on his head.

"No, no, no, brother, how old are you, how can you hit a kid like me!" Uchiha Haoyue laughed and hurriedly ran behind Tajima.

"Third brother, don't make eldest brother angry." Another child came over, Uchiha Han, Madara's fourth brother.

Madara and Izuna have a total of five younger brothers.

"Brother! I miss you so much!" Madara's fifth brother, Uchiha Tian, ​​ran directly into Madara's arms and choked.

"Fifth brother...eldest brother...miss you too..." Madara can't remember the last time he cried. It seems to be the time when Izuna was resurrected.

"Hey, hey, I don't have any sense of existence!" Uchiha, Madara's sixth brother and the youngest child, puffed out his cheeks and said angrily.

"Sixth Brother" Quan Nai hugged him happily.

"Well, since you six brothers are all resurrected now, well, Haoyue, Han, Tian, ​​and Wen, the four of you must grow up quickly and get married as soon as possible. Well, your generation is better than the Buddha. There are so many, um... I must have more!" Uchiha Tajima looked at his six children in front of him and said with hope.

There are six children on his side, and there are only four on Fojian's side. It's okay. Let Fojian be rampant for a while, and wait, there will definitely be more descendants on my side than Fojian and them!

The Buddha room on the other side...

"Well... Grandma is good..." Dave looked embarrassed as his grandma held her hand...

"Well, you are Tobirama's child, you are exactly the same as Tobirama." Buddha's wife, Senju Xianzi.Tobirama is the inherited Kenko. He has the same white hair and looks very cold and arrogant. But unlike the impression given by his appearance, Kenko is very gentle.

"Gee, it's your first time seeing me, so you may be a little uncomfortable with it, but it doesn't matter. We'll get to know each other slowly from now on." Xianzi smiled, held Dave's hand, and said softly.

"Um..Grandma" Dave nodded.

"Hey, you are the second brother's child. Damn it. If I hadn't been attacked by those nasty Uchiha when I was ten years old, my children would be as old as you now!" The third brother Senju Wama shouted angrily. looked at Dave and said.

"Uh... Hello, third uncle..." Dave was almost speechless... He actually called a ten-year-old child uncle... This is nonsense...

"And your fourth uncle, hehe." Senju Itama also ran over at this time, laughing happily.

"Uh... how are you, uncle four?" Dave was speechless.

"Uncle Dave, the seniors are all in the state of being reincarnated in the dirt. Can this state be changed?" Orochimaru didn't pay attention to the situation here. He had been recording after the successful trial of the technique.

"If you want to change things about the soul, you have to use the reincarnation eye." Dave thought for a while and said slowly.

"Let me do it" Madara walked over and looked at everyone and said.

"Teach me the art of reincarnation in dirty soil," Madara said, looking at Tobirama.

Tobirama nodded and told Madara about the warlock.

Half an hour later, Madara and Tobirama discussed for a while and figured out what to do.

"The Art of Reincarnation in the Dirty Earth! Unsolved!" Madara looked at the ten resurrected people in front of him and first solved the Art of Reincarnation in the Dirty Earth.The souls of ten people flew into the sky.

"Heretic, the natural art of reincarnation!" Madara clasped his hands together and shouted loudly.

I saw the ground shaking slowly, and then a King of Hell appeared on the ground.

Madara felt that his life was passing quickly...

The King of Hell looked at the ten soul bodies floating in front of him, then took a big sip, put it in his mouth, and chewed it.

The souls of the ten people completely returned to the bodies of the ten Bai Jue lying on the ground, and the appearance of Bai Jue was also changing. In the end, the ten people were also completely resurrected.They have become what they were originally.

"Madara!" Hashirama shouted anxiously as he watched Madara over there getting older.

"This technique... has to use my life as a medium... It's really ugly... I thought... I could hold it..." Madara half-knelt on the ground, his face full of wrinkles and his head of white hair. Said, even so, his body is still aging rapidly...

"It's just nonsense!" Kaguya's figure suddenly appeared here, looking at Madara over there, shouting with anger on his face.

Then, Kaguya picked up the kunai that was placed on the test table and gently swiped it across the palm of her hand. Then, a drop of blood floated in the air and slowly floated into Madara's body...

Madara's aging continued, until Madara had turned into skin and bones, his body began to slowly emit green light, and his body began to recover rapidly. In the end, Madara turned into what he looked like when he was young. ...Much younger than before.

Kaguya looked at the people around him, and then a few more drops of blood appeared in the palm of his hand, and entered the bodies of everyone present.

The bodies of several people emitted green light, but they did not return to their youthful appearance like Madara.

Kaguya turned pale, warned everyone, and then turned and left.

Kaguya ate the fruit of chakra a thousand years ago. Her life has no boundaries, and although her blood does not have the ability to make them immortal like herself, it still gives them a lifespan of about a hundred years. almost the same.

In other words, Hashirama and Madara can live for another hundred years.

"Huh, you must thank your ancestors when you go back," Hashirama said helplessly, looking at Kaguya's back.

"Well. Now, let's go back to the village first." Tobirama nodded.

Afterwards, everyone returned to the village.

"What??? We still have to go to school??? No! I don't want to go to school! I'm your third uncle! Dave! I don't want to go to school!"

"No, you are still young now, go to school for me and grow up! Then get married and have children, and you, Itama." Fojian said coldly.

"Well, the same goes for you four." Tajima nodded and looked at his four children.

"????" Did the four of them come back to school after being resurrected? ? ? ?