Konoha's Crazy Dave

On this day, Dave came to the company.

"...Why is this Ten People in the Song Dynasty here with you?" Dave looked at Kakuzu who was practicing the Ten People in the Song Dynasty over there, and asked with a confused look on his face.

There is going to be an explosion in Sunagakure Village in the past few days. The ten Shinmatsu people left by Monzaemon-senpai have been lost. Chiyo in Sunagakure Village is now biting whoever he catches, and they have all been bitten in the past two days. Here in Konoha, Danzo is almost annoyed to death by Chiyo, no one has seen his stuff.

"Ha, Chiyo and his son used this with me in exchange for the Ninja Alliance and the full skin that can travel through the Ninja World," Kakuzu said slowly with a sneer.

"...His son is so filial..." Dave shook his head helplessly.

"Can you use this thing?" Dave asked after watching Jiaodu play with it for a while.

"Puppets are controlled by chakra threads. I don't know what chakra threads are. But I have ordinary threads." Kakuzu smiled, and countless black threads sprang out from his hands, controlling ten puppets and standing Behind Kakuzu.

"I have been modifying this with Orochi Lu for the past few days, and the results have been achieved. Do you want to take a look?" Kakuzu continued.

"Okay" Dave nodded.

The two of them arrived in an empty space downstairs.

"Ten people enter the pine. Explanation!"

I saw ten puppets slowly stretching out their hands and the hatch behind them...

"...Are you going to fight?" Dave looked at the lineup in front of him with a confused look on his face...

"Both offensive and defensive. The two puppets in the front are used as shields. I asked Orochimaru to change their body materials into diamonds, which are indestructible. There are three puppets in the middle, one holding an AK47, one holding an M4A1, and one holding a GAT Lin. The hatches behind the three behind them store a total of [-] grenades and ten armored artillery shells for bombardment. The last two hold sniper rifles for harvesting. How about it? "

"...Tell me...which village has offended you...does it need to be like this..." Dave complained with a speechless face.

"Hmph, do you think this is their limit?" Kakuzu smiled disdainfully.

"Ten people entering the Song Dynasty. Combine!" Kakuzu operated.

After a while...

A mecha more than ten meters high appeared in front of Dave... On the chest of the mecha was one of the diamond puppets... In the left hand was another diamond puppet as a shield, and in the right hand was a Gatling...

On the two shoulders of the mecha are two cannon barrels made of puppet heads. Inside are the cannonballs. Two sniper rifles are also on the arms of each hand. The mecha has six heads. The middle one It's Kakuzu... The other five are the five masks of his secret technique... Yes, mechas can also use ninjutsu...

This mecha is a thing with full spells, physics, and defense points...

"...If Chiyo knew that you turned the puppet technique left by her senior into this thing...do you think she would come to you to fight for her life..." Dave asked blankly.

"Ask her to come here and give it a try. Hum, let's not say whether she can beat me. This is what his son exchanged with me. I'm justified." Jiaodu snorted twice.

"...Okay, okay... You get ready here. We will continue to kidnap people in the afternoon. There are still Kirigakure and Kumogakure in the four major villages." Dave shook his head speechlessly and left here first.

afternoon...

Dave was looking after the children at home, and little Meiqin was lying in Dave's arms and sleeping peacefully...

Originally it was not Dave's turn to take care of the child... But... Yue Mei was taken shopping by Lake Biwa and the others. Kyo Yue and Tobirama had been staying together for the past two days since I don't know what happened last time. Now the two of them People are not allowed to go out for a walk...The burden of taking care of the children falls on Dave...

"Hey, Dave, where are you? I'm at the door of Konoha now." Kakuzu called Dave and asked in confusion.

"Yeah, yeah, forget about kidnapping, wait a minute." Dave was stunned, and then hung up the phone quickly.

"Dai Yue, Dai Yue!" Dave shouted towards Dai Yue who was practicing forbidden arts outside.

"What's wrong, father? What's the matter?" Dai Yue in the yard heard Dave's shouting and hurried into the house and asked doubtfully.

"Well, I have something urgent to do and I have to go out for a while. Can you help me take care of your sister?" Dave pointed at the sleeping little Meiqin in his arms and smiled.

"No problem" Dai Yue nodded.

"Okay, if you need anything, remember to call your grandpa or mom, or your grandpa Madara, too." Dave smiled and handed the little Meiqin in his arms to Dai Yue.

Then Dave left here.

"Dai Yue, why didn't you come to class today?" As soon as Dave left, a little black guy jumped down from the corner.

"Fugaku, why are you here? Didn't I blow up the class yesterday with a forbidden technique? I have to reflect at home for three days... Why are you here during class time?" Dai Yue said helplessly.

"Hey, class is not interesting at all. I used the clone technique to leave a clone somewhere and skipped class. I guess Shui Wen and the others will come over later. Isn't Uncle Dave here?" Fugaku shook his head boredly and sat down. on the grass beside.

"Well, my father just went out." Dai Yue nodded.

"Dai Yue, is this your sister?" At this time, Fugue saw the little guy in Dai Yue's arms and asked doubtfully.

It seems that he has never seen Dai Yue's sister...well...someone with white hair keeps blocking her...

"Well, she's asleep, don't disturb her," Dai Yue said softly with a smile.

"Hey, she's so cute. Can I hug her?" Fugaku walked up and asked in surprise.

"Well... you can, you can... but you have to be gentle and don't wake her up." Dai Yue thought for a while and said.

Fugaku nodded happily and gently picked up little Mikoto.

At this moment, little Mikoto opened her little eyes dimly...

Dai Yue and Fugaku were both stunned... and just when Dai Yue thought that little Mikoto would cry after being woken up, and was about to call his mother to come over...

Little Mikoto was quietly held in Fugaku's arms, giggling...

"Daiyue...your sister...is so cute," Fugaku said happily, looking at Mikoto who was giggling and waving her little hands in her arms.

On the other side...at Dave who just met Kakuzu...

"A sneeze! A sneeze! A sneeze!" Dave coughed hard several times...

"Do you have a cold?" Kakuzu asked doubtfully.

"I don't know... why... I always feel... something is wrong..." Dave shuddered and said slowly.

"Maybe you're overthinking it. Let's go." Kakuzu shook his head.

Dave didn't think much about it. The two put on stockings, rode motorcycles, and left with a ferocious roar...

However...on the road, Dave always feels like his home has been stolen...