Konoha's Crazy Dave

Two people from the Akatsuki organization came out of Yunyin Village...

Dave shook his head helplessly. There were no children in Yunyin Village that could be kidnapped. Forget it, wait a few years and come and have a look.

The two got on the motorcycle and were about to head to the final destination, the Hidden Mist Village, when Dave's cell phone rang.

"Hey, Brother Lu, what's the matter with you?" Dave answered the phone and asked doubtfully.

"Dave, the mobile game you told me about before is ready. Let's see when it will be released for promotion," Orochimaru said.

"Is it so soon? Well, let's put it on the shelves now, and the publicity will be in place." Dave was stunned for a moment, and said slowly after being silent for a while.

"Okay" Orochi Lu hung up the phone.

"Mobile games? Have you and Orochi Lu started playing mobile games? Aren't PC games good?" Everyone on the side heard the conversation and asked in confusion.

What's the point of a mobile game? If you have the time, you might as well get a few more sets of skins.

"...How should I put it...this game...well...it's very fun...well, to be precise, it's very, very fun. Well, it's very fun..." Dave was silent for a while, then slowly Saying...

"I don't care if it's fun or not, can you make money?" Jiao Du gave him a roll of his eyes.

"Well...how should I put it...anyway...I definitely don't know how to play..." Dave shuddered hard and said quickly.

Then the two got on their motorcycles and ran to Kirigakure Village. Since Kirigakure Village was at sea, many information was not readily available in the black market, so they ran directly to Mizukage's office.

"...Bring out the list of all the children under three years old in your Kirigakure Village"

"Who are you?" The Sandaime Mizukage was about to take action.

"Thousand-Hand Dave"

"Here, here is the list." The Sandaime Mizukage looked at a steel rod that looked to be 10cm in diameter in Dave's hand, and immediately took out a bunch of lists and handed them to Dave.

Everyone on the side yawned boredly, as if there was no need for me to appear.

"Can I take away this orphan from Hidden Cloud Village called Shicang?"

"No problem, no problem." Gu nodded quickly. He was just an orphan. Their Kirigakure Village had been destroyed and rebuilt many times. 70.00% of the orphans in the village were transferred from other places in the ninja world, and they were not from Kirigakure Village. Local residents can bring whatever they want.

"Well, is it easy? Then bring him over. I will take him away now." Dave said with a smile.

After a while, Dave held a little baby in his arms, and Jiaodu left here.

"Mizukage-sama, what happened to you? It's like a stick..."

"Get out of here and throw these sticks away too!" Gu shouted angrily as he looked at the sticks left by Dave on the ground.

On the way, the business is over

Kakuzu was bored for a while, but decided to take out his phone and found the new game that had just come out.

"Naruto?" Kakuzu looked at the game and murmured in confusion.

Kakuzu downloaded the game with the view of judging whether it had commercial value...

"It's okay, at least the recharge button is in place, but there are a lot of activities here, such as ninja posts, recruitment and so on. This novice gift package plus the email in the mailbox alone has 2000 gold coins. Are you sure we Can you make money?" Kakuzu flipped through some things on the game and played for a while, then asked doubtfully.

"...You can try the one called Advanced Recruitment first..." Dave stopped the car, turned around and hugged the child, but hesitated to speak...

"S-class ninja, Senju Dave. 100 fragments are combined into one. Is it similar to a game like developing a lottery?" Kakuzu thought.

Dave opened his mouth to say something, forget it, let's kidnap the child first...

"A high-level recruitment scroll costs 168 gold coins each. Ten companies will definitely produce S Ninja Shards or a Ninja. Why do I feel a bit shortchanged?" Kakuzu asked.

"...What is the purpose of our game...have you forgotten?"

"Oh, I remembered it. If you lose, you will make a profit. I'll try it first with ten shots in a row." Kakuzu nodded doubtfully.

"Huh??? Why did the Tenth Company give me an S-nin shard??" Kakuzu looked at the final result in confusion.

"...I think...you should choose the one who will definitely produce ninjas in the tenth company first..." Dave swallowed and said slowly.

An hour later... Dave was squatting on the roadside with his child and Jiaodu in his arms... Dave also played games for an hour while watching Jiaodu...

"Why don't we go? My legs are numb from squatting. You can play whatever you want when you go back," Dave said helplessly.

"Wait a minute, I just finished playing a few dungeons, let me play in this duel field." Jiaodu waved his hand.

"Sendu has a banquet!"

"Dave, what does this person mean when he keeps sending this expression?" Kakuzu looked at the expressions that kept appearing under the character frame opposite and asked in confusion.

Dave glanced over and saw a white chat box with a squinting expression on it, and a white hand stroking...

"...Well...this is to say hello to you...well...it means friendly communication," Dave said after being silent for a while.

Dave and Orochi Lu have discussed it. The first few enemies matched by novice players are all humans and machines. Each human and machine will send out this emoticon package, although Orochi Lu is a little confused about what Dave's purpose is.

Dave's explanation is to let players feel the will of fire...

Kakuzu nodded, indicating that he understood, it meant hello, and then Kakuzu also sent a head-touching expression to the other party...

After Kakuzu violently tortured several human-machine players, Kakuzu finally matched with his first real player.

"The Ninja Dance God? Isn't this Madara? Say hello to him." Kakuzu looked at the familiar nickname and touched his hair with his backhand.

Konoha Village

"Money is life? Isn't this Kakuto? Why is he sending this expression? The people he matched with just now have also been sending this expression. Is it meant to say hello?" Madara looked at the phone and sent it with his backhand. Go over and touch your head.

"Let's take a look. Kakuzu is playing Matt Dai, and he's bringing a chakra scroll, and a Sansho Fish Psychic Beast? Haha, it's interesting. The people I matched with just now all brought C-nin and B-nin. He brought an A-nin with him?" Madara looked at the panel and smiled disdainfully.

"Oh, those people you beat just now look like humans and machines. Madara, you are lending me some 648s. I already have 20 pieces of S-nin Senju Dave!" Hashirama on the side was full of excitement. said.

"..." Madara shook his head helplessly and turned a few more 648s to Hashirama.