Konoha's Crazy Dave

early in the morning

"Asshole! Who introduced this policy!" Kakuzu rushed into the office of the Hokage Building with great anger, slammed his hands on the table and roared at Danzo.

"Mr. Kakuzu, this is the Hokage Building," the new Hyuga clan leader who just came over frowned and said.

"Believe it or not, if you just said something, you would be instantly wiped out into ashes." Kakuzu turned around leisurely and gave him a fierce look.A group of lines suddenly sprang out from behind Kakuzu, each holding heavy firepower weapons...

"...You go back first, Hyuga clan leader. We will discuss the replacement of your Hyuga clan clan leader in the afternoon." Danzo also swallowed and said in a trembling voice.

"...Okay" The Hyuga clan leader swallowed, glanced fearfully at Kakuzu and the group of heavy firepower weapons behind Kakuzu, and ran away.

"Ahem, Uncle Kakuzu, please put your weapons away first...it won't be good," Danzo said with an awkward smile.

Kakuzu put away his weapon, sat aside, and looked at Danzo coldly.

"This matter... Dave and I discussed it yesterday... Those parents complained too much, so Dave and I had no choice but to do it." Danzo smiled helplessly.

"Which parents?" Kakuzu's green eyes flashed with a faint light...

"Ahem, don't mess around," Danzo said hurriedly as he was choked.

Kakuzu didn't answer Danzo, but Danzo looked at an RPG rocket launcher that suddenly appeared in Kakuzu's hand...

"How about this, how about I lower the annual tax of Kidney Company from 5.00% to [-]%," Danzo said hurriedly.

Kakuzu raised his eyes and glanced at Danzo.

"Don't worry, Uncle Kakuzu, this policy is only for the residents of Konoha Village. We don't care about other villages in the ninja world," Danzo continued.

"Huh, that's it." Kakuzu snorted, stood up and left.

After a while, an explosive announcement appeared at the bottom of Jiaodu’s forum.

[To celebrate the 9th anniversary of the founding of the ninja world, except for Konoha Village, all items owned by the Kidney Company are discounted at 648% off. In addition, recharge games will receive additional rebates, up to a 5.00 rebate of 16%.This event will last for one week, so please seize the opportunity.Among them, kidney-loving members who are under 8.8 years old will receive a 648% off recharge discount and a [-]% chance of [-] rebate. 】

[In addition, in the Ninja World Alliance, dozens of skins will appear, traveling through the Ninja World, a total of 15 new Kage-level weapons will be launched, and Kage-level characters Uchiha and Senju will appear.Fun Red Moon recharge rebate, every time you recharge [-] silver taels, you will get a signed photo of Mr. Kakuto worth [-] silver taels]

As soon as this news came out, the entire ninja world was in an uproar...

Leiyin Village...

"Charge!! Charge me!! [-]% off!! [-]% off!! Father! Sell me those houses at home! I want to charge!!" Kirashi's son Kira Bird roared excitedly With.

"Yo, yo, you bastard, bastard, idiot, just playing games, be moderate, skr!" Kirashi rapped lamely.

"Father! The recharge in Ninja World Dance is also [-]% off and rebate!" Kira rolled his eyes and said hurriedly.

"Idiot, bastard, I'm going to find the second generation now. He hasn't given me the two apartments he owed me a few years ago." Kirashi raped and left here instantly...

Iwagakure Village..

"Hehe, those unlucky people in Konoha Village don't know how they offended that black-faced devil. They didn't even include people from Konoha in such a big promotion. Okay, okay, no matter what Konoha people are. Come on. Bring me the Kakuzu loan app! I want a loan to use the game!!" Onoki roared with all his juices flowing.

"Lord Tsuchikage, you have to know that this is a conspiracy between the black-faced devil and Konoha. Our Iwagakure Village has been in deficit this year, and we still owe money on the Kakuzu Loan App. The 20 billion usury loan with interest has not been repaid." The financial manager of Iwagakure Village hurriedly stopped him.

"That black-faced buckler is nothing. Come on, I can't borrow my mobile phone. Give me yours to borrow! Lend him 500 million first and let me take advantage of the discount!"

Misty Village...

"Come on, are there any bones left from the battles of our Kaguya clan? Grind them all into powder and sell them!" The newly appointed young leader of the Kaguya clan excitedly looked at the computer in front of him and roared. With.

"Mr. Patriarch, we don't have any bones left here. Who in the clan would pick up those bones on the battlefield if nothing happened?" the deputy chief on the side quickly persuaded.

"Are there no bones left at all?" the young patriarch asked doubtfully.

"...Yes...but those are the memorial items left by our ancestors from hundreds of years ago and the clan leaders of the past generations..."

"Grind it! Grind it for me, fuck my ancestors, such a big discount, isn't it just for hundreds of years? The older it is, the more valuable it is. Grind it for me and sell it! Everyone in the Qian clan has a new set when it is sold out!" skin!"

"Yes! Those people over there! Come and dig up my ancestral graves!"

Sand Hidden Village...

"Mom, will our puppet be worth anything if sold?" Chiyo's son was silent for a while after reading the contents on the computer. Then he looked at his mother behind him and asked.

"Silly boy, we can't sell our puppets. Of course, if you take the puppets made by your mother and me and sell them outside, how can one of them be sold for millions of silver taels?" Chiyo said with a kind smile.

"Oh ~ thank you mother"

night...

"Mr. Black-faced Knuckle Ghost, have I heard that you are the person in charge of the games behind the Kidney Love Company?" Lie found Kakuzu's contact information and added Kakuzu's friends and asked.

"Yes, what's the matter with you?" Kakuzu was busy working when he suddenly received the news.

"Which... I would like to ask, can the Jinmatsu Ten Guards be exchanged for a set of Ninja Legend and Ninja Alliance full skins?"

Kakuzu was just about to type a message telling him to get out, but wait, Jinmatsu Ten Guards?Isn't that Sunagakure's strongest puppet technique?

Money is life: Okay, do you have the Jinsong Ten-man Guard thing?

Konoha's crotch-picking White Fang's lifelong enemy: Yes.

Money is life: I will send someone to the gate of your Sunagakure Village. You give him the things, and I will give you all the skins.

Konoha's crotch-picking White Fang's lifelong enemy: Okay.

the next day...

"Lieh, have you seen the scroll on my mother's cabinet? That scroll is a very important thing." Chiyo wanted to practice the puppet left by his senior, but after looking for it for a long time, he couldn't find it.Looking at his son playing on the computer over there, Chiyo asked hurriedly.

"Hey, I am a member of Love Kidney v15 with full skin. Little sister, do you want my brother to take you flying? No, mother, are you looking for a mouse in the house and got it for you?"

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