Konoha's Crazy Dave

Seeing Hashirama's back rushing away in excitement, Madara shook his head helplessly.

10 minute later...

"Why are you back again?" Madara asked suspiciously as he looked at Hashirama who was back again.

"Uuuuuu...Madara...Mito took away all the silver I just earned, she said...she said...if I don't give her a diamond, she won't let me go home, wuwuwu" Hashirama said with aggrieved expression.

"...Then why don't you just buy one for her..."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoriuuu, Mito took all my money, where can I get the money to buy another one?" Hashirama choked while touching his empty pocket.

...

In the evening... Dave came to the Hokage Building and heard Danzo say there was something important...

"You're here Dave," Danzo asked tiredly, rubbing his face.

"What's the emergency? Looking at you like this, go back and rest quickly." Looking at Danzo's tired look, Dave asked doubtfully.

"Just two things... The first thing is... this is 100 million taels. Please help me get a ten-carat diamond ring from your company." Danzo rubbed his head and took out a diamond ring from the drawer. He threw the bag of money to Dave and said helplessly.

"Why are you buying a diamond ring? You and Mi Lu have been married for how many years. Do you still need this thing?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"... Don't worry... I think Mirror and Hiruzen will come to see you later..." Danzo looked at Dave with a rather resentful look.

Dave's back was chilled by Danzo's look. I didn't do anything.

"They want to buy diamond rings too?"

"Yes. Today Mi Lu went to see Yue Mei, Biwa Lake and the others went shopping. Alas, I don't know which white-haired bastard gave her wife a diamond ring, and now Mi Lu is also clamoring to ask me for it." Danzo said gloomily Looking at Dave, he said slowly.

"Cough cough cough...this...I'm going to help you get it now" Dave coughed awkwardly, thinking about leaving here quickly.

Dave is also very innocent. His company has a lot of diamonds. What's wrong with giving them to his wife?Ahem, well, the commercial was shot well and the effect was well publicized. Kakuzu is also a good comrade.

What Dave gave Yue Mei was a set of diamonds. Yue Mei didn't want them originally, but Dave insisted on giving them to her, so she accepted them.

"Let's go later. There is a second thing. The second thing is business." Danzo was sitting up, and business still had to be done.

Danzo turned on his computer, dug out his Hokage mailbox, and turned the screen to face Dave.

"No, you can read it yourself." Danzo pointed to the pile of read emails on the computer.

"Dear Hokage... Hello, I respect you very much, and I also like Mr. Dave, the owner of Kidney Company. But recently, my child has become obsessed with the games made by Mr. Dave's company, and even takes them from home. Money to top up the game.."

Dave was stunned after reading the entire article, and hurriedly opened the next email.

"...My child's grades in ninja school have plummeted, and he can't even refine chakra anymore. He usually does nothing at home, just plays games... and even skips class to go to an Internet cafe..."

next letter

"...The child sold six taels of antiques from the Warring States Period at home just to recharge the game."

next letter

"My child skipped class and went to the Internet cafe. I happened to be in the Silver Promotion Tournament at home, and my child was selected as a teammate. My child's record of 0/24/1 made me fail to advance... The child is currently receiving treatment in the hospital."

? ? ? ?Dave was confused after reading this... What kind of weird thing is this...

"The details are all here. My forum has been blasted, and there are very few emails on it." Danzo said with a headache.

"...This..." Dave was confused...

"You'd better take some measures quickly. Now the reaction from the villagers below is getting louder and louder." Danzo said with a sigh.

"..Okay, I'll go to the company to talk to Jiaodu about what's going on. I'll ask someone to bring the diamond to you later." Dave nodded solemnly and left here first.

Arriving at the company, Dave quickly found Kakuzu.

"Do you know what those parents' reactions are?" Dave sat across from Kakuzu,

"I know" Kakuzu nodded.

"How to deal with it?" Dave asked.

"It doesn't matter what they do, they will do whatever they want." Jiaodu smiled disdainfully.

"...We still need to do something to deal with it. Danzo's side is already overwhelmed. Are you okay?" There is a problem with the game. Danzo, as a Hokage, has been complained about like this. My husband doesn't believe that Kakuzu is okay.

He smiled disdainfully even if he cut corners.

"...Okay...I'll think of some measures myself..." Dave shook his head helplessly.

Dave's actions were also very fast. The next day, Dave published an article on the forum about the measures taken by minors to play games in recent days.

To put it simply, just a few.

First, Dave told Jiuwei that children under the age of 16 are not allowed to enter the Internet cafe.Dave had told Kyuubi before, but Kyuubi sometimes still cheated and let some children in.Now at the Internet cafe, people from the police department will come into the Internet cafe every few hours to check.

Second, children under the age of 16 should not play games for more than two hours a day.Forced offline after two hours.The game recharge cannot exceed 300 silver taels in a single month.

Second, Dave, the police department, and the company’s internal information supported each other and added facial recognition to the game. Simply put, if you want to play the game, you must scan your face.You can continue to play the game only after successfully swiping your face.

This is Dave's final bottom line, and he will not lower his standards any more.

After Dave made this announcement, all the parents applauded unanimously.And those children were just angry, but Dave didn't care what happened to those children. This was already the best plan he decided after thinking about it. Dave also said that the company already had measures in place. , if there are still any problems, then don’t come to us.

Otherwise, our company will dispatch our financial manager and legal manager Mr. Kakuto to discuss with you in detail.

As a result...the next day...a piece of news appeared on the forum...

"80-year-old old lady...Three o'clock in the morning Ninja League qualifying match Senju Tobirama Flying Thunder God Pentakill..."

"A 78-year-old man... Ninja League Master Ranking Uchiha Madara Show Five"

"The old man who has been buried for 3 years...crossed the ninja world qualifying competition and crashed into the Olympic champion team, a Barrett shit world battle flash sniper champion team 5 people 1v5..."

"This is all bullshit..." Dave was speechless...but Dave wouldn't care about it anymore. The parents didn't take it seriously, but they didn't care about what happened to my company.