Konoha's Crazy Dave

The ground began to tremble violently, but because of the formations of Mito and Ashina, nothing major happened in the venue.

Outside the venue, the earth began to crack. An unfathomable crack passed directly through the ground and split directly into a canyon a hundred meters away. The rock wall and mountain tens of meters high split directly from the middle.

When the trembling ended...all the audience slowly opened their eyes and looked at the two people on the ring...

"Dave, I admit you!" Panting Madara laughed.

"Huh, okay?" Dave wiped the sweat from his face, breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile.

The five figures in the stands were all stunned. Are these two people... still humans? ?

"Go back and increase the threat level of Senju Dave by an R, sssrr level!" Ai trembled, with cold sweat on his face and said to the assistant behind him...

"Yes, I understand." The assistant's legs were shaking...

"Hokage... I want to ask a question..." The Sandaime Kazekage swallowed and looked at Danzo aside with a trembling voice.

"...Ask..." Danzo was also covered in cold sweat... He had underestimated Dave before... Just hit him with that thing... Izanagi didn't know if it would work...

"The leader of the Senju clan is so powerful...how did you, a scoundrel like you, become Hokage?"

"...That's a good question, please don't ask next time."

...

Just when Madara was about to fight with Dave, a figure suddenly appeared next to Madara.

"My blood boils when I see it! Dave! I want to fight you too!" Hashirama roared with excitement on his face.

He hasn't let go of his hands and feet for many years. The scene just now hit Hashirama's soul that had been silent for many years hard, and Hashirama wanted to hit him too.

"...This is a competition, uncle..." Dave was about to cry but had no tears... Is there any way to do this?This is a competition.

"Hash hot mom! You have been eliminated! Get off here!" Madara looked at the ugly man on the side and shouted in displeasure.

"Yes, Hashirama, you are violating the rules," the impartial Kakuto referee also shouted from the audience.

"Kakuzu, I will pay back the 1000 million silver taels I owe tomorrow!"

"Friends in the audience, since today is the final, and in order to enhance everyone's enjoyment of watching the game, the weaker side in the final can choose an assistant to come and help. I hereby declare that the game is absolutely fair and just, and this is also achieved. It was agreed by both parties. Because I am the spokesperson of Love Kidney Company, and Dave is the boss of Love Kidney Company, I agreed on his behalf. Now the game continues." The fair referee Kakuzu immediately arrived in the commentary room, took the microphone and said stand up.

When the audience heard this, they all shouted excitedly, "Gods are fighting!"They don’t see many scenes of gods fighting!It’s best if you can continue to fight!

The audience didn't think there was any nonsense in what Kakuzu said, but Dave felt it was nonsense.

"Asshole! Kakuzu! This quarter! Bah! Your dividend for this year is gone!"

Kakuzu didn't care. He hadn't seen his dividends in the past few years. According to his calculations, it would be 732 years later when he got the dividends.

...

Well, the game continues.

"Use all your strength, motor!!" Hashirama smiled warmly and looked at Madara aside.

Blob nods.

"Immortal method. Wood escape. Really thousands of hands!"

"Susanohu!"

"Thousands of powerful weapons!"

.. Looking at the giant Buddha in armor, hundreds of meters high, towering into the clouds in front of him... Dave was stunned... He never thought that he would face such a thing one day... .

"Madara!" Hashirama and Madara stood on the heads of the powerful Senju. Hashirama, the immortal, put his hands together and looked at Madara and shouted.

Spot nodded, and slapped one hand hard on the powerful Thousand Hands below.

In an instant, the Buddha's thousand fists slowly opened, and a thousand purple swords slowly condensed into the thousand palms, and they were clenched...

Dave was even more confused... When did you two do this kind of operation again...

"Hashirama!!" Veins popped out on Madara's head, and he looked to the side and yelled Hashirama.

"Understood! Ahhhhh!!!" Hashirama's immortal face full of black lines suddenly became ferocious, and veins popped out when he put his hands together.

I saw a hundred more palms several times larger than the other thousand emerging from behind the head of this majestic Thousand Hands.Hashirama stretched out his hand and put it on Madara's shoulder, passing chakra to him.Madara's Samsara Eye simultaneously glowed with purple light, and a hundred meteorites hundreds of meters high slowly fell from the sky, being held in the hands of these hundreds of hands.

"Referee! I'll report it! They're cheating!" Everyone who saw Dave was dumbfounded. What the hell is this shit?

First, there were a thousand hands in awe, and each of the thousand hands held a sword. Suddenly, a hundred hands popped out for me, and each of the hundred hands held a meteorite. Did you two borrow chakra from Kaguya?Isn't this cheating?

Kaguya, who was watching the battle, concentrated her thoughts. She could handle this situation, but she couldn't be tough...

"The report is invalid and the game continues," the impartial Kakuto referee said slowly.

"Dave, we don't have chakra anymore... How about we admit defeat..." Jiulama swallowed... and said hurriedly.

"Um... Is it too late for me to break the seal now?" Shukaku was also scared... Let's not talk about the messy appearance of this big Buddha... Just an ordinary big Buddha, Shukaku was scared...

"Huh, don't say such depressing words." Dave looked at the mess of things that went straight into the sky nearly a thousand meters in front of him, and he slowly breathed a sigh of relief with a smile on his face...

"Is there anything else you can do?" The eight-tailed cow ghost looked at the smile on Dave's face and asked doubtfully.

"As I said, don't underestimate people," Dave grinned.

Dave slowly walked towards the center of the field. In the astonished eyes of everyone, Dave's face slowly showed a facial makeup like Hashirama...

"Immortal method. Wood escape. Plant God of War!" Dave said with a ferocious face, this time he really used all his chakra.

The ground on the arena suddenly began to tremble violently, and hundreds of plants of dozens of meters high and with different shapes suddenly appeared on the field, and they slowly stacked together.

Finally, a plant god of war, also nearly a thousand meters tall and with a pea-shooter face, appeared on the field.His two feet are corn cannons and coconut cannons, his chest is a wall of nuts, and his two hands are a destruction mushroom in one hand and a tactical cucumber in the other.

"Hahahahaha!! Dave! I knew it! You must have a backup plan!!" Madara and Hashirama also laughed enthusiastically when they saw this scene.

"There is no way, Uncle Ban and Uncle, you are serious, I can't be beaten to death," Dave said with a helpless smile, standing on the head of the Plant God of War.