Konoha's Crazy Dave

Nanako returned to class...

"Well, I just called Mr. Kakuzu who edited the information and asked. Yesterday there was an accident at the Olympics, and the Sandaime Mizukage changed from male to female. But the problem is not big. The story we are telling today It's just an accident in his life, don't care about his gender." Nanako said helplessly to the pair of little eyes below that were hungry for knowledge.

"Orochimaru, do you have any questions?" Nanako asked in confusion as Orochimaru raised his hand again.

"Uh-huh, teacher, can boys also turn into girls?" Orochimaru's little eyes twinkled and he asked eagerly.

"...Orochimaru...the teacher can't answer your question..." Nanako almost cried...this is a child in kindergarten...what kind of strange questions...could she say Can you turn into a girl by taking out the male part? ?

"Ah? Okay" Kouchimaru sat back in his seat feeling a little disappointed.

"Um... Orochimaru, I'm just a kindergarten teacher. I know very little about many more advanced knowledge. But if you are interested in this kind of biological knowledge, you can wait two years to take the exam and join the experimental school. Oh, the knowledge there is very advanced, you can go there to learn." Nanako looked at Orochimaru's disappointed look and said with some unbearable...

"Yeah! I just want to join the experimental school. I like knowledge!" Orochimaru nodded excitedly.

Orochi Roku is also a professor in the experimental school, teaching physical science and so on.

Orochimaru also followed his father to watch his father's lectures before. Listening to his father's explanation of the profound knowledge, and seeing the elder brothers and sisters in the classroom listening and remembering his father's lectures very seriously, Orochimaru watched with fascination. Drunk, very envious.

"Orochimaru! You traitor! Didn't you agree that Tsunade and I would go to ninja school?" Jiraiya angrily looked at Orochimaru and asked.

"Yes! You traitor!" Tsunade nodded angrily.

"Can't I attend both the Ninja School and the Experimental School?" Orochimaru was stunned for a moment, then looked at Nanako with some confusion and asked.

"It's possible, but it's more difficult. You may not be able to take Orochimaru," Nanako explained with a nod.

"I will definitely work hard. When the time comes, I will participate in both the Ninja School and the Experimental School!" Orochimaru puffed up his cheeks and said with great momentum.

"Ah, then Orochimaru, you have to work hard." Nanako looked at Orochimaru's appearance and nodded happily.

"Uh-huh!"

Back at the Olympics, today is the final of ninjutsu fighting.

Konoha's Madara, versus Konoha's Dave.

"Um...Uncle Madara, you have to be merciful," Dave said helplessly as he looked at Madara who was on stage in front of him.

"Stop talking nonsense, use all your strength, don't let me underestimate you," Madara said slowly with a smile on his face.

"Fire Escape. Great Fire Extinguishment" Madara put his hand in front of his mouth, then spit out a wall of fire more than ten meters high and rushed towards Dave.

"Wood Release. Ice Mushroom!" Dave clapped his hands.

An ice-blue mushroom suddenly appeared on the field. The mushroom was filled with ice crystals and had a pair of eyes. Looking at the wall of fire in front of it, the mushroom suddenly exploded.

Then, the fire wall, which was more than ten meters high, was frozen.

"Interesting Wood Release. Fire Release. Great Fire Extinguishing Arrow!" Madara smiled evilly and spit out a fireball the size of a meteorite from his mouth again, hitting Dave over there.

"Grandma, this is Fire Release. Wood Release. Vigorous Cauliflower!" Looking at the fireball as big as a meteorite in the sky, Dave swallowed slowly, and then clapped his hands again.

A cauliflower several meters high suddenly appeared on the field. It glanced at the fireball in the sky, then stretched out its cauliflower hand, held the fireball hard, and then threw it towards Madara over there.

"Sealing Technique Absorption Seal" Madara's Samsara Eye flashed with faint light and absorbed the fireball that hit him in front of him.

"All things are attracted by heaven!" Madara stretched out his hand again, and Dave suddenly found that his body was out of control and flew towards Madara over there.

"Wood escape. Bamboo member outside!" Dave clapped his hands in the air.A pillar suddenly appeared in front of him. Dave stepped on the bamboo and kicked back, causing the bamboo to fly towards Madara.

"Sealing Technique Absorption Seal!" Madara thought that this bamboo should be wood escape and could absorb it, but who knew that this bamboo could not be absorbed when it was in front of Madara.

Then, the eyes on the bamboo glanced at Madara, and then exploded...

"Interesting." After the smoke cleared, Madara wiped the dust off his body and smiled evilly.

It’s really interesting that I can’t absorb Dave’s wood escape.

"Susanoh!" Madara waved his hands, and then a purple giant dozens of meters tall appeared on the field.

"Susanohu? Hehe, Wood Release. Magic Mushroom!"

...

Madara canceled the Susanoo...this disgusting plant again...he didn't want his Susanoo to be copied by hundreds and dozens to fight him...

"In this case, if Susanoo can't use it, then... Tianzhen Zhenxing!" Madara clapped his hands.

Everyone watching the game on the field still didn't understand what happened. Why was it dark?Then he looked up and saw a meteorite dozens of meters in diameter falling from the sky.

"You bastard Madara!" Ashina Uzumaki cursed on the viewing platform over there.Then he immediately stood up and looked at Mito.

"Double Red Seal Formation!" The two men appeared on the left and right sides of the field.Immediately, all the audience were protected by red screens.

Looking at the meteorites falling from the sky, Dave was speechless.

"Dave, you might still be able to avoid one. So, what about two, what about three?... Where about five!!!" Madara used all the chakra in his body, and suddenly there were four more meteorites in the sky. .

"Hey, hey, hey! Madara! You're playing too hard!!" Hashirama shouted anxiously towards Madara on the ring.

"Give me all your chakra, it's too big," Dave said quickly towards the nine tailed beasts in the sealed space.

"Wood Release. Tactical Cucumber!" Veins popped up on Dave's head, and a large amount of green steam emitted from his body.

Then in the sky, a cucumber that was only a few meters in size fell from the sky. Compared with the five meteorites that were [-] meters tall, this small cucumber was so inconspicuous...

And just after the cucumber came into contact with a meteorite...

The sky suddenly emitted an extremely dazzling white light, and everyone could not open their eyes...

"boom!!!"

A mushroom cloud about a thousand meters high towered among the clouds....

The ninja world was trembling because of this...